Countries Falling like Bowling Pins (RR)

Countries Falling like Bowling Pins (RR)

“GET A GRIP ON IT” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Feb. 21, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ The other day I expressed my personal opinion about Melania reciting ‘The Lord’s Prayer’ and the office was immediately inundated with congratulations. However, there were a few Hillary-lovers out there who accused the […]

My Military Stint is Validated (RR)

My Military Stint is Validated (RR)

“IF YOU’RE GOING TO FIGHT, YOU’VE GOT TO WIN” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jan. 21, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Today we’re broadcasting from the corner across the street from the train station where we waylay people going about their day and […]

Kerry Continues to be Delusional (RR)

Kerry Continues to be Delusional (RR)

“SOPHOMORIC” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Dec. 29, 2016) — [Note to the readers: we had a lot of calls to the office about our cameraman and sound-boom girl being gypped out of their burgers yesterday, as if it were some kind of union requirement. It is not. I buy the crew burgers because they do a […]

To Wimp Out or Not (RR)

To Wimp Out or Not (RR)

HOW MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN AFFECTED, OR ENDED, BY RADICAL ISLAM? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Nov. 28, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the evening news show that wraps it up for you. Our method of collecting information is to waylay unsuspecting people and solicit impromptu responses. Our […]

Brain of a Democrat Revealed (RR)

Brain of a Democrat Revealed (RR)

“NORMAL..EXCEPT FOR THE THINKING PART” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Oct. 17, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and do we ever have a show for you tonight. We’ve been invited to the university to witness – on live TV – the dissecting and putting it all back together the brain of a life-long registered Democrat. […]

Campfire Conversation

Campfire Conversation

“IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR NECK…” by Chief New Leaf, ©2016 (Oct. 16, 2016) — “Welcome to my campfire. You’re more than welcome to roast some marshmallows and have some hot chocolate; help yourself. My friend’s kid is from the tent on the right — just as you pull in — and she asked me […]

They Call it Progress

They Call it Progress

“ALL I SAW WAS A WASTELAND” by Chief New Leaf, ©2016 (Oct. 12, 2016) — Half a block from my house, at the bottom of the hill, right next to the schoolyard, there was a gem of a world inhabited by little ducks, little fish and big cattails. This whole world consisted of a quarter-acre, and […]

Telling Time the (American) Indian Way

Telling Time the (American) Indian Way

“TRUTH WILL ALWAYS TRUMP LIES” by Chief New Leaf, ©2016 (Oct. 7, 2016) — Ever since the great Moose herds migrated from the lands of the tundra to the peach trees and back again, and ever since the American buffalo herds took the number of your fingers for the sun to set to count their passing, […]

The MESSAGE

The MESSAGE

“DON’T BEG FOR MERCY” by Chief New Leaf, ©2016 (Oct. 3, 2016) — A Message to the Supporters of Hillary Clinton: A dark vapor envelops us as we lose all sense of direction. The silence is deafening, for surely something living must be left at least dying. But it is not so: they destroyed every possible identifying […]

An Honest Question (RR)

An Honest Question (RR)

“MONEY FOR THE SHAREHOLDERS” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 30, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. So glad you could be with me out here in an undisclosed location here in the Southwestern portion of the United States. And yes, I’m still roving around with my dog, guitar and my pickup truck traveling from campsite to […]

There be Weasels in Washington (RR)

There be Weasels in Washington (RR)

“DOWN IN THE GUTTER” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 29, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf, a real honest-to-goodness 1/8th Cherokee Indian who will be your host for this evening’s show. First in line is a Mr. ‘John Doe,’ a […]

The New Reality: STUPIDITY (RR)

The New Reality: STUPIDITY (RR)

“MURDERERS AMONG US” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 19, 2016) — “Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf and I’ll be your host for this episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ What we do is conduct street interviews and here comes a young lady. “Excuse me, Miss, got a […]

Let’s Get Together (RR)

Let’s Get Together (RR)

“WE DON’T LIE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 18, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ I’m Chief New Leaf, and we’ve been invited to attend the first ‘non-meeting’ of a group of guys who actually walked the walk and therefore can talk the talk. Look, I don’t understand this […]

The Crossroads (RR)

The Crossroads (RR)

“NOSE-DIVING OFF THE CLIFF” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 17, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that just tells it as it is. Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf and I’ll be the host for this evening’s show. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our […]

The REAL Deplorables (RR)

The REAL Deplorables (RR)

“THE TRUTH IS NEVER RUDE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 11, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I’ve just been handed a note saying that the FCC has just canceled our contract with the satellite company due to ‘failure to turn over evidence of broadcasting violations discussing church activities located on Hawthorn Street; failure to cooperate […]

Sharia’s First Casualty: Music (RR)

Sharia’s First Casualty: Music (RR)

“THE DEATH OF A COUNTRY” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 10, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our very popular show that’s seen worldwide, thanks to our satellite television contract. What you’re reading is a synopsis of a show, and while this is a good substitute, it’s not the ‘Real McCoy.’ If you […]

The Rectitudinous Process Kaput (RR)

The Rectitudinous Process Kaput (RR)

“ALL ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 9, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ I’m Chief New Leaf, and I will be your host for this evening’s program. What we do is stop people while walking past us on this sidewalk under the awning across from the […]

The Sell-Out (RR)

The Sell-Out (RR)

“30 PIECES OF SILVER” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 7, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Chief New Leaf and will be your host for tonight’s episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office to interview him for writing the current best-seller: ‘Your Neighbor is Selling You Out! Conspiracy Proven Beyond […]

The Magic Number (RR)

The Magic Number (RR)

WHO CASTS THE VOTES? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 2, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and a hearty welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that not only entertains but is informative as well. Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf and will be your host for this evening’s performance. Our format is really straightforward: we […]

Vote by Remote (RR)

Vote by Remote (RR)

“UNGRATEFUL, WEALTHY BRAT” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 28, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that lets it all hang out. We interview regular folk walking down this sidewalk and put them on the spot. “Excuse me, Miss, Chief New Leaf here for ‘Pulse.’ Mind answering […]