by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Feb. 20, 2022) — “Last Song” (3:04)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As soon as we got wind of a peaceful, lawful protest in Canada, our editor, in her infinite wisdom, sent a few of us up to the environs of the far North (Ottawa) to get the scoop on the happenings. Chief New Leaf, in his RV, had the best opportunity to fit in with the dissatisfied Canadian voters so we’ll go to him first. Hello, Chief, what say you?”

“I say ‘Little Weasel-Jellyfish Trudeau’ can’t fight his way out of a paper bag. Rather than face the facts, the coward joined forces with the likes of Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao and Stalin, crushing individual rights over the childish tantrums of a dictator. Just as Mike Pence had an opportunity to do the right thing, Little Weasel-Jellyfish Trudeau squandered his opportunity to be forever remembered as the ‘Champion of Freedom’ and instead became one in the long list of the despised and hated Chief-of-State tyrants beginning with King Herod, moving on to Caligula to present-day Canada: ‘Little Weasel-Jellyfish Trudeau.’

“So I take it that the sentiments of the protesters have changed from dealing with a person of reason to dealing with, basically, a two-year-old brain in a man’s body; is that about the gist of it?”

“Yes, that says it all in a nutshell. Whatever admiration the Canadian people had for their Royal Mounted Police has forevermore entirely evaporated, of that you can be sure. The word GESTAPO is now used to describe any police officer in the country of Canada, which means a police officer trashing his or her Oath in order to follow any newly-made-up law to achieve a particular status, such as wearing a Richard Heydrich tie clasp pin. Shame on them all forever and ever.”

“Let’s take a break; be right back.”

Come See About Me” (2:23)

“Well, now, will you just look who just walked up: if it isn’t Turtle Who sits on Rock in Moonlight.’

“It seems that there are a good number of our native tribes represented in the peaceful demonstration to all the needless mask and Vax-Clot mandates.”

“And each Native American Indian, make that Native North American Indian, has at least one scoped rifle, just to remind the audience if the GESTAPO, GOONS and the hired GUERILLAS start a shooting war it sure as heck wouldn’t last long, and then what would ‘Little Weasel-Jellyfish Trudeau’ do besides run to ‘Beijing Biden’ and beg for our Capitol Police, a group of traitors who have experience in shooting unarmed women at point-blank range, to help bring Canada down to the level of a town run by the Khmer Rouge.

“Here’s the rub: this COVID, the Clot Shot and all of the mask mandates have been proven to be not what the government first reported. The government didn’t say that kids were immune; that the so-called vaccine even was a vaccine and that masks never did a darn thing to stop the spread of a virus, yet they persist on backing falsehoods, lies and innuendoes to achieve some sort of totalitarian rule over the masses.”

“Which is why I just bought a few more boxes of ammo.”

“And so should we all.”

“Amen.”

“Let’s end this broadcast by singing Canada’s national anthem; hold you guns in the air.”

Canadian Anthem” (1:48)

“Good show; just hope someone out there is listening, on all sides of the border. Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

Won’t Get Fooled Again” (8:33)

Roving Reporter

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  1. According to all estimates, if the free-population of Canada wanted to oust the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, they could accomplish that goal in one day.
    Furthermore, they could (and most likely should), tar and feather Jim Watson (mayor of Ottawa), Little Weasel-Jellyfish Justin Trudeau, and Chrystia Freeland, the Assistant Prime Minister of Canada.
    Personally, I think the stupid and illogical actions of the Canadian government make it imperative that the bums be run out of town (and country) on a rail.
    Send them to North Korea.

    Madam Shylock