by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (May 13, 2024) — “Nitty Gritty” (2:28) “Incompetence is the goal of government. Any employee mistakenly hired who demonstrates competence is terminated. Little-minded chieftains protecting their turf is the way of petty autocrats who issue edicts without interference, compromise or disagreement. Think of a petty boss in charge of, as an […]
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They’re Also Murdering Christians (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (May 10, 2024) — “Call them ‘Equal Opportunity Adjusters’ if it makes you feel any better. Point is, they kill anything, anywhere, and at any time. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Not like its news or […]
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Bishop Dunkin Exposes the Truth (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (May 7, 2024) — “I Will Follow Him” (2:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Here’s another sermon from our favorite Bishop. Take it away, Bishop Dunkin.” “Hello to all of you out there in audience land. […]
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Joe Biden, Planet’s Most Vilified (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (May 4, 2024) — “Climb Every Mountain” (3:42) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Never in the annals of human history has anyone been so universally hated, despised, and loathed than Joe Biden, the puppet of an […]
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Yelling “Fire!” in a Crowded Theater Same as Yelling “Death to America!” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 29, 2024) — “The Sound of Music” (2:22) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock asked to be on to say something, so here she is. You’re on.” “If there’s one tidbit of information to take from […]
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Bishop Dunkin Asks “Why?” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 28, 2024) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. And speaking of hearing, what do you say we listen to what Bishop Dunkin has to say for this week’s sermon.” “Please stand while we turn to page 157 […]
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White Flag or Ukrainian, What’s the Difference? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 27, 2024) — “America the Beautiful” (3:31) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky has some rather interesting thoughts on puppets waving flags from other countries in the House, so we invited him to explain it […]
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The New Pastime for the Intellectually Challenged (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 23, 2024) — “Do You Wanna Dance?” (2:37) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is arguably one of our great military experts, our favorite General who is perhaps best-known to our audience for his […]
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The Path to Peace and Harmony (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 22, 2024) — “God Bless America” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We invited Bishop Dunkin to give this program’s invocation. Take it away, Bishop.” “Thank you, Roving. Let us pray. “Dear Lord, we thank […]
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What if Time Could be Weighed? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 17, 2024) — “Time Has Come Today” (2:42) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Everyone is looking for ‘Dark Matter,’ including our own Professor Zorkophsky, who wrote a book about it. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show […]
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Now We Know (RR)
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Henry and Roving (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 15, 2024) — “I’m a Believer” (2:46) The show opens with Henry and Roving standing on the sidewalk under the awning across from the railroad station in a suburb of a once-great city. Henry is on 6’ stilts and, like Roving, wearing a MAGA hat. Both are wearing trench coats, Henry […]
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Smart People are the Prey of the Stupids (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 10, 2024) — “Sing, Sing, Sing” (2:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert will be our featured guest, but before we start, he requested that we run this video he sent us. Hit tape #1. […]
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President Trump Fictitiously Calls Henry (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 8, 2024) — “Hello It’s Me” (3:51) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to popular demand, Henry will be our featured guest. As you can see, we’re on the front porch of ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium,’ located […]
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Solution: Bunker Bust and Carpet Bomb (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 6, 2024) — “It’s a Good Day” (1:49) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Had Hillary Clinton supported building the wall and denied illegal immigrants drivers’ licenses, she would’ve been president. Had Joe Biden kept President […]
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Henry’s Perspective on Current Affairs (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 4, 2024) — “Our Day Will Come” (2:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Henry, who will share his philosophical views on what’s happening in our world today. Welcome to the most listened-to information […]
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USA Celebrates Mental Illness (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 2, 2024) — “Don’t Worry” (3:15) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’ve had enough correspondence of ‘My cable provider doesn’t provide you’ to choke a horse. Enough! Live with it; just be thankful that there’s […]
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Eulogy for Happy Jackson (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 30, 2024) — “Silent Night” (3:29) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Bishop Dunkin called to offer his condolences to Ted and Shemane Nugent in the passing of an integral part of their family, Happy Jackson. The floor is yours, […]
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Odds on Next Election (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 29, 2024) — “Moonlight Gambler” (2:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is a bookie out of Las Vegas who goes by the name of ‘Lefty Tony.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time […]