by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Apr. 10, 2024) — “Sing, Sing, Sing” (2:11)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert will be our featured guest, but before we start, he requested that we run this video he sent us. Hit tape #1.
The grainy black & white video shows cave men pushing a cart with no wheels. Next scene is a little clearer picture of cave men pushing a cart with triangular-shaped wheels. The cart would rise up and then pitch forward the length of the side of the triangle.
In Scene 3 we have the same cart with larger triangle wheels with a zebra hitched to the front. The cart would rise up in the back and, while it was pitching forward, come crashing down.
This pleased the cavemen, so in Scene 4 we see the cart but with giant triangular wheels 12 feet per side. Elephants were hitched to the cart and as it rose 12 feet high it would come crashing down as it moved 12 feet forward. At some point the triangle wheels became square wheels and as the corners became worn, the square wheel became round, and that’s what we have today: triangle wheels morphed into round wheels. Interesting point: once upon a time the word ‘wheel’ meant ‘triangle’; nowadays it means ‘round.’
“Well, I must say I never saw anything like it. You say you found drawings of Egyptian chariots with no wheels and then you discovered triangle wheels and zebras and elephants; is that what you’re saying? So, let me see if I understand this: the Egyptians went to war in chariots pulled by elephants; is that what I’m hearing?”
“Yes. I even found a hieroglyph of a chariot that had triangles 30 feet per side; naturally anything that big had to be pulled by elephants.”
“Naturally. I need a break; be right back.”
“You Belong to Me” (2:50)
“And we’re back with our featured guest, Professor Wert. Let me ask you this: what is the percentage of the people who ‘get it’ vs. the ones who ‘just go along for the ride?’“
“I’d say it’s about 20-80: 20% have a clue while the rest haven’t the foggiest idea what’s going on.”
“What percentage of those who don’t have a clue finally get on board?”
“Ninety percent of the people will finally get it will finally understand while the remaining 10% will never get with the program.”
“Like ‘The View‘s audience?”
“Yes, like them, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the Fake News. ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ is alive and well in the United States. Those are the truly ‘irredeemables.’”
“Can they be helped, even cured?”
“In one of Professor Zorkophsky’s bestsellers, he wrote that those people are so deranged that they’re gone from reality forever and need to be ‘helped,’ in some way, like starting over 1st grade again. I provided a short video of some of our military assaulting another for refusing the ‘Clot Shot.’ Some call it the ‘Death Shot,’ but whatever it is, whoever gets it may die of myocarditis, compliments of Dr. Anthony ‘Death’ Fauci.”
“MSNBC has the market cornered on those who have gone over the edge, isn’t that right?”
“Yes, and to get hired by the Fake News you have to leave your brains at the door. They have a hiring questionnaire that has this question: ‘Have you ever read the Constitution and, if so, do you believe a word of it?’ If they answer ‘YES,’ they are immediately escorted out of the building under armed guard.”
“Really?”
“I’m afraid so; can’t stomach people who are smarter, at least to the point of understanding the obvious. Take the Washington, DC, gulag guards who are ‘guarding’ people who get it while they’re standing at the station after the train has passed them by. They can’t deal with what they don’t understand. They hate Trump because they’ve been told to hate Trump. They are guarding political prisoners who believe in the Constitution while they don’t understand the Constitution, have never understood it and never will understand it. They fail to understand that they are on the side of the enemy; that’s how stupid they are. Puppets of the Deep State going through life for a paycheck whose cost is nothing short of their honor, their integrity and their very soul.”
“Worthless people?”
“Starting with the judges, the weak link in our Republic, who render a verdict of ‘no standing.’ Every legal American citizen has ‘standing.’ A whole slew of lowlife bums who should be rounded up and sent to Gitmo; they’ll know how to deal with traitors such as Jack Smith, the bought-off sleaze of a lawyer going after Trump [“81 Million Votes, my A**” (3:13)]. And, just for kicks, let’s throw in Mike Johnson, the RINO Speaker of the House.”
“I didn’t know Mike Johnson was a RINO.”
“Neither did I. And speaking of Bidenomics, my wife and I used to go to a few of these fast-food places, maybe a couple of times a month, but no more. Nowadays, it costs TWICE as much as it did when Trump as president.”
“Same here.”
“I would like to congratulate ‘Pulse’ as being one of the few who sounds the alarm about the Muslims with their Sharia Law; that they’ll never assimilate; and that they’ll not ever make headway to joining the rest of humanity to learn how to live in peace with their neighbors.”
“The sad part of it all is that they are taught to hate from the day they’re born and it never stops.”
“Yes, but what’s even as sad, if not more so, is that there’s some Jews who think they can live in peace surrounded by millions who all they want to do is wipe them off the face of the earth. Talk about never ‘getting it.’ I want to thank you for all your work supporting and defending our Constitution. I understand that your next book names the ones to go after; is that right?”
“Yes, I name the judges who didn’t follow the Constitution, the politicians who benefited through insider trading, the DOJ, CIA, FBI and all the other alphabet soups who followed illegal orders.”
“Give us an example of an illegal order.”
“Justice Roberts swearing in Barry Soetoro, aka Obama; the sentencing of LTC Terry Lakin in his kangaroo court martial; and the perp-walk of General Michael Flynn.”
“Yes, I can see that.”
“And everyone who had a hand in the Pelosi–Pence so-called ‘insurrection’ on January 6. Judges, cops, guards, everyone who staged the event to take the focus away from the stolen election. We’ll throw in the Joint Chiefs of Staff and all the members of the Federal Reserve, just to be sure. And fire every government employee who was hired during the Obama and Biden administrations, for good measure.”
“Sounds pretty good to me. Well, folks, that’s all the time we have so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Professor Wert, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I understand you’re pushing for Henry to deport the Muslims; good call. Burger time: my treat.”
“Prairie Serenade” (2:43)
Roving Reporter