Tag: illegal orders
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Is Killing Narco Terrorists Illegal?
by John Bernard, ©2025 (Dec. 3, 2025) — This entire new outcry about strikes on narco boats is not a serious concern. The politicians shedding tears for the Venezuelan “fishing” boats were defending Obama when he hit targets in a half-dozen sovereign nations during his two terms. For all the Monday-morning quarterbacks who are using one…
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Henry Featured Speaker at “Nut Symposium” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Sep. 17, 2024) — “The Power of Love” (3:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. ‘Pulse’ has been chosen to be the only news organization to cover this year’s ‘Nut Symposium’ because, we’ve been told, we won’t…
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Anti-Israel is Prelude to Anti-You (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Sep. 8, 2024) — “The Twilight Zone Theme” (0:56) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand, Professor Zorkophsky of ‘Trash the masks’ fame will be our featured guest. I understand that you volunteered to join…
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Step 1: Invade; Step 2: Pounce (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Aug. 20, 2024) — “How It’s Made – Full Theme Song” (1:03) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky will be our featured guest, but before we get to him Bishop Dunkin would like to give us an invocation. The…
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Arresting a Jan. Sixer is ILLEGAL (RR)
by Henry, ©2024 (Jun. 10, 2024) — “Arietta” (1:57) Note to our loyal followers: Last night Roving Reporter announced his pursuit of his lifelong dream, that of trying to teach butterflies to avoid getting creamed by grills, windshields, and rear-view mirrors. How he expects to accomplish his goal he didn’t say. As announced a few…
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Zork DEMANDS the IDF Release Oct. 7th Footage (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (May 27, 2024) — “You’re Sixteen” (2:01) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have a surprise for you, the world’s expert on… Hold it, what’s that noise? Who’s banging on the door? Zork? Well, let him…
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Merrick Garland: Biggest Liar Ever (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (May 17, 2024) — “Baby I’m A Want You” (2:31) Nobody likes a liar, not even other liars. Ordering agents to violate the Constitution is as wrong as following illegal orders. Ordering employees to suffer the ‘Clot Shot’ (aka COVID-19 ‘vaccine’) is as mistaken as turning FBI agents into nothing more than GOON…
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Henry and Roving (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 15, 2024) — “I’m a Believer” (2:46) The show opens with Henry and Roving standing on the sidewalk under the awning across from the railroad station in a suburb of a once-great city. Henry is on 6’ stilts and, like Roving, wearing a MAGA hat. Both are wearing trench coats, Henry…
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Smart People are the Prey of the Stupids (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 10, 2024) — “Sing, Sing, Sing” (2:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert will be our featured guest, but before we start, he requested that we run this video he sent us. Hit tape #1.…
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Henry Lays It All Out (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 25, 2024) — “Shane Theme” (2:35) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is perhaps our most flamboyant and verbal, none other than Henry, a frog of many talents. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most…
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Following Illegal Orders: Really Stupid
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 3, 2024) — “I’m Sorry” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is an old friend of ours, Madam Shylock [“Fortune Teller” (2:41)]. I understand you’ve had a little trouble down in your neck of…
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The Moral Imperative: Following Illegal Orders (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 3, 2024) — “The Blues Never Die” (3:40) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky requested to be our featured guest today and we just couldn’t refuse such a well-known author for the layman psychiatrist. Welcome…
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Decorated Veteran Speaks Plainly S2, Ep. 4 (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 20, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to “The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is an honest-to-goodness Veteran who asked our boss – the editor – permission to say what most of our Veterans are thinking during…
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FBI Manhunt for Pepper Spray? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 10, 2023) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. From what we understand, a Veteran may have had pepper spray walking outside somewhere in our country. Some say near the Capitol building, some say in Spruce Creek,…
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Hudna (Ceasefire) in Islam Means Deception (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 5, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Vietnam all over again. The DMZ. The bad guys could sneak across, murder, and then run back and we couldn’t go…
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“Retribution” S1, Ep. 3
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 2, 2023) — “By the Time I Get to Phoenix” (2:44) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The last we saw Henry, he jumped off a cart, spread his cape and glided to safety onto a trolley…
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Back in the Day (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 23, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest, Professor Zorkophsky, is back to hawk his autobiography, ‘Back in the Day.’ Welcome back, Professor. Another bestseller?” “But of course,…
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CAIR is a Terrorist Organization (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 10, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by an overwhelming deluge of requests, our favorite General will, once again, be our featured guest. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information…
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The Hopalong Political Party (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 7, 2023) — “At the End of a Rainbow” (2:18) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. By popular demand, our featured guest is our most requested Henry. Welcome back, Henry; you wouldn’t believe how popular you are.”…
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Universal Truth (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 28, 2023) — “Along the Navajo Trail” (2:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest requested to make a statement, and because he has been darn good for our show, we jumped at the…