FBI Manhunt for Pepper Spray? (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2023

(Nov. 10, 2023) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. From what we understand, a Veteran may have had pepper spray walking outside somewhere in our country. Some say near the Capitol building, some say in Spruce Creek, FL. Some say it wasn’t pepper spray but a paperback of ‘The Trail’ by Franz Kafka.

“I’d say the GESTAPO should have been searching for a couple of real traitors, Christopher Wray of the FBI and Merrick Garland of the DOJ, but that would be asking a little too much. Professor Zorkophsky is here to explain to us why following illegal orders is one very bad mistake. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. Take it away, Zork.”

“And thank you for inviting me to explain ‘stupid.’ We thought we saw stupid when the FBI raided Roger Stone’s place in Florida, and we did. And we thought we saw stupid when LTC Terry Lakin* was dragged through a kangaroo court martial, and we did. And now we’re seeing stupid yet again. Maybe there’s an orphanage nearby so the FBI can burn children to death, as they did a few years ago in Waco, Texas. Maybe they can kill a dog and a boy, as they did at Ruby Ridge. Maybe they can stroke Pelosi’s manufactured so-called ‘insurrection’ so the gullible will believe in the continuing lie, something like Hillary’s ‘Russian Collusion’ hoax.

“This so-called manhunt taking place in New Jersey is one sad joke by a bunch of brain-dead goons. So, you got a gun; big deal. So, you got a badge; big deal. But do you have an ounce of integrity? An ounce of honor?

“You want to be remembered? Then pose for a statue of a mother tossing her baby in the air and pleading that you would catch it with your bayonet, thereby assuring a swift death for her child. Pose for the statue and be proud that you are following in the footsteps of yet another ‘REICH.’

“You want news? You can’t hide behind the excuse, ‘I was just following orders.’ Start with getting a brain, and people with brains don’t follow illegal orders. And that’s all I have to say on the subject. Oh, I brought a photo of a mother and her baby about to be executed, a photo of the destruction of a young man**, too, following an illegal order who also died that day.”

“Goodnight.”

[*Hey, Barry Soetoro (aka Obama), ‘WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?”]

[**Destruction of a young man: When he pulled the trigger, he became mentally dead, emotionally drained; the empathy cistern emptied for life, leaving a manic-depressive shadow of what once was but can never be again, forevermore. Crossed the line and, once over, there’s no redemption, only a lifetime of endless remorse. So, you aspiring Jan. 6 judges and guards, you FBI agents chasing rabbits, what’s it to be? Honor or live with a yellow streak down your back ’til the day you die?]

Roving Reporter