by Henry, ©2024
(Jun. 10, 2024) — “Arietta” (1:57)
Note to our loyal followers: Last night Roving Reporter announced his pursuit of his lifelong dream, that of trying to teach butterflies to avoid getting creamed by grills, windshields, and rear-view mirrors. How he expects to accomplish his goal he didn’t say.
As announced a few days ago, Henry will fill in until a permanent replacement is found or Roving returns. The (RR) designation will keep letting our readers know where to look for fair and accurate reporting.
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. My name is Henry, and just because I was born a frog who can speak English doesn’t diminish whatever is reported on ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. One of our most enduring guests, Professor Zorkophsky, will be joining us after I say a few words.
“I agreed to fill in during Roving’s absence and feel a great sense of honor and responsibility to even have been considered for such an important job. I feel that, when people get to know me — people just like you — my chances to be named Trump’s next Secretary of Defense or in some other important Cabinet position will improve. That said, welcome aboard, Professor Zorkophsky.”
“Thank you, Henry, for the bragging rights to be your first featured guest. I wish you the very best and hope that the audience of ‘Pulse’ will grow exponentially when people learn that a frog is conducting the interviews. You have me on your first show talking about the illegality of following an illegal order, so what do you say we get right down to brass tacks and expose the myth.”
“Myth? What ‘myth?’”
“Why, the myth that there’s even a myth.”
“This ought to be good.”
“Let me explain: wrong is wrong, no matter how you cut it. There are no ‘shades of grey’ to an illegal order. VP Mike Pence, when counting known illegal votes, acted outside the law; therefore his conclusion that the 2020 election was legal was, in fact, illegal. Bottom line: Joe Biden is not the President, just as much as there was no insurrection by any Jan. Sixer. If any group of people needs to be in jail, in the Washington, DC gulag, it’s the Capitol Police for following Nancy Pelosi’s’ illegal orders to begin with.”
“That was a mouthful.”
“How can you have more votes than registered voters?”
“You can’t.”
“How can dead people vote?”
“They can’t.”
“How can an illegal immigrant vote?”
“They can’t.”
“How can a person vote in California, drive to Nevada, and vote there?”
“They can’t.”
“And out of all your ‘cants,’ everyone did in 2020.”
“But that’s wrong, just plain wrong.”
“Right you are, Henry; right you are. You know it, I know it, the judges know it and the cops know it. Everyone knows it except the hostesses of ‘The View’ and their gullible-Socialist audience.”
“Do you think people in, say, China know that the 2020 election was a sham? That AG William Barr was a backstabber just as much as Pence?”
“For sure; heck, they even know up and down the Amazon River, for cryin’ out loud.”
“So, the United States is one big joke?”
“To our enemies, Henry. To our friends, not funny at all. Not funny to Israel or the good folks in Canada; the truckers, for instance, who tried to uphold decency and honesty but failed because of an immature traitor, a Vidkun Quisling, a traitor to the good people of Norway, and his name is Justin Trudeau. Do frogs spit?”
“Frogs spit.”
“I just happen to have a photo of Justin Trudeau. Here, I’ll place it on the table and, on “3” and on camera, we’ll spit on it. 1, 2, 3! There, let’s sweep it into the wastepaper basket, which is exactly where Trudeau needs to be, the traitor. He ought to expel his Muslims, the jerk.”
“Why are you so against Canada and not Mexico?”
“For one, we can’t seal our northern border like we can the southern, that’s why. No one wants an Islamic country next door; you understand at least that much.”
“Indeed, I do. My promise is that there will not be one Muslim in the United States by the year 2026. Islam is not a religion, Islam is a death cult, pure and simple, and as soon as we realize that we don’t need their oil, all the better for us and Western Civilization. Without Islam, the human race has a chance; with it, no chance.”
“Well said, Henry.”
“Let’s take a break. Be right back.”
“Starting Today” (3:44)
“You were talking about following illegal orders.”
“Here’s the deal. There was no insurrection on Jan. 6 and we all know that, so for any cop or whoever arrests a citizen for walking through the Capitol that day is breaking the law, and any judge who issues such an order is doing the same. Won’t they all be surprised to receive a summons to appear for their illegal actions. Following illegal orders from a corrupt judge will not save them. Nothing will save them except maybe go back and arrest the judge, that’s about it.”
“Isn’t it amazing how the Dems keep harping about ‘COVID’ and ‘insurrection?’”
“That’s all they have. They’ve nothing positive to bring to the table because there’s nothing positive about stifling freedom, is there?”
“I suppose not. How come people just follow along?”
“Easier to have someone else think for them, is one. Face it, people are lazy. Most are low- information voters who are influenced by the headlines and nothing else. They’ve neither the time nor the inclination to pursue a subject in depth, even their vote. That’s why we have RINOs. Closet Dems, very dangerous. Mike Pence and William Barr are RINOs, as we’ve learned, unfortunately, the hard way.”
“Yes, bad news for us citizens, having a one-party government that’s against the Constitution. It seems that no one is in charge, doesn’t it?”
“Yes, it may very well seem that way to some, but I assure you that’s not the case. The debacle of a withdrawal from Afghanistan may have looked chaotic, but it was a well-planned-and- executed transfer of weapons from the United States to the Taliban orchestrated by Barry Soetoro, aka Obama. Just as the chaos on our Southern border may look out of control, but it’s another well-planned-and-executed operation.”
“But who gains; surely not the American people?”
“No, of course not. The goal is to destroy the United States from within by dividing the pie into as many pieces as it takes. Instead of a nation of a people, we’ve become factions of opposing forces, and each is acting per script. Every player is doing his part. Some actors are bad actors, such as the ‘vaccine-resistant,’ ‘birthers’ and ‘election deniers.’”
“Any last words?”
“Yes, always be armed. As Ted Nugent says, don’t be unarmed and helpless. And pray for the well-being of the Jan Sixers.”
“Alright, that’s all the time we have, so this is Henry, along with Professor Zorkophsky, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, wouldn’t you say? Just don’t follow illegal orders, right? I’ve a can of chocolate-covered flies and, over there, on the counter, at the end, is a box of fried swordfish bladders, highly recommended: my treat.”
“South Broadway Blues” (2:45)