Tag: Jan. 6
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Is it Real or is it a Mask? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2025 (Jan. 6, 2025) — “Casta Diva” (2:14) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock will be our featured guest who made a rather startling observation that we felt needed to be shared. As many of you know, Madam Shylock…
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The CIA Says “The Truth Shall Make You Free.” If So, Then Answer These Questions Honestly So That We Can Be Free!
by Tom Arnold, ©2024 (Sep. 1, 2024) — Was Tafari Campbell, the Obama family chef, actually a homicide victim in July 2023? Authorities concluded that Campbell accidentally drowned while paddleboarding in 4-8 feet of water in a pond off of Martha’s Vineyard, where the Obamas have a home. In addition to some other peculiar aspects…
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Honest Polling (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Aug. 30, 2024) — “It’s a Heartache” (3:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re all aware of all the nuts out there who have been infected with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome,’ those who refuse to connect the…
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Arresting a Jan. Sixer is ILLEGAL (RR)
by Henry, ©2024 (Jun. 10, 2024) — “Arietta” (1:57) Note to our loyal followers: Last night Roving Reporter announced his pursuit of his lifelong dream, that of trying to teach butterflies to avoid getting creamed by grills, windshields, and rear-view mirrors. How he expects to accomplish his goal he didn’t say. As announced a few…
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The Ten Commandments for Retirees (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 10, 2023) — “Gonna Get Along Without You Now” (2:21) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to hawk his latest bestseller, ‘The Ten Commandments for Retirees.’ Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched…
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The Beacon of Freedom (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 23, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re starting a new segment that we hope you’ll enjoy; we call it ‘The $5 Bet’ where, after the interview, we ask you to…
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A Parable
by Professor Wert, ©2023 (Feb. 8, 2023) — Face it, it happens: a complete idiot is born, one who is without a moral compass and lacks the empathy that makes most of us human, apart from those who do not believe in the Golden Rule, those who choose to live in squalor, each breath one heartbeat away…