by Roving Reporter, ©2023
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(Nov. 5, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Vietnam all over again. The DMZ. The bad guys could sneak across, murder, and then run back and we couldn’t go after them. Deja Vu all over again, but this time it’s one of our — wait, they may be ours, but I hope to God we’re not theirs. I was going to say ‘allies,’ but if I were Israel, I wouldn’t have anything to do with ‘American Intelligence,’ especially since 9-11 when we opened the gates to the Muslim hordes that have been invading us while we pretend it’s ‘not who we are.’ Let me clue you in, our featured guest, Professor Wert, has a distinct and very clear message: it is EXACTLY who the professor is: you take a potshot at him, he’s dropping a 500-lb. bomb right on top of a house, hospital, orphanage or, get this, even a cellphone kiosk. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular show in its time slot.”
“And so very glad to be here in these trying times. We people, I mean we, the United States, have let not only the camel’s head in our tent, but the whole ball of wax.”
“Well, we’re apparently a nation of crybabies.”
“No lie. That Stinchfield character the other night was whine-whine-whine about ‘not all Muslims are baby decapitators’; big deal. That’s supposed to make us feel safe? That’s like saying, ‘All rattlesnakes won’t bite you.’”
“What do you really think?”
“I think that the irrational hatred of a group of people for no reason whatsoever except for the sake of murder is, at the outset, a door to insanity which leads directly to a lifetime on the ‘Funny Farm.’”
“So, Saudi Arabia is nothing but a Funny Farm?”
“Without sitting on a lake of oil that the United States discovered, drilled and exported for them, they are still just as depraved as they’ve been for the past 1,600 years, but are now air-conditioned which, in their mind, somehow makes them civilized. I say money does not give a person, or a people, a free pass into Western Civilization which is based on one universal principle: the GOLDEN RULE.”
“So, Islam lacks the Golden Rule?”
“In spades. What do you say we go and cut the heads off Muslim babies? After all, do unto others, right? No takers? No, there are no takers because it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. Just because Muslims are mentally ill doesn’t mean we have to wallow in the gutter with them.”
“But how do we defeat them?”
“Here’s how: if they don’t understand the concept of the Golden Rule, waste them, waste them all, which is exactly what Western Civilization has to do if it wants to survive.”
“So, we have to act as depraved as they?”
“No, we must tell them if they’ll stop their insanity of killing all those who don’t want to go around killing indiscriminately, we’ll welcome them into the human race, but if they go on murdering Jews for no reason, that’s a bridge too far and they must be stopped in their tracks, like now.”
“Now?”
“You have roaches, so you kill them because if you don’t kill them, they’ll just come back. So, you kill them, and, out of the corner of your eye, you see one run to a corner of your property that you call Tehran. You have an M-80 in your pocket and a book of matches.”
“I think we get the picture.”
“I don’t think you do, because if you did you wouldn’t have any Muslims in your country. What, you like your women raped? You daughters tortured, raped and maimed or killed? You like your Constitution trashed? You like your country turned into a third-world Islamic cesspool? If that’s what you want, you’re as delusional as Stinchfield believing in the fallacy of the ‘Moderate Muslim.’ Remember the ‘peaceful and misunderstood Muslims’ who lived in the apartment complex in Paris while the captive Jew was tortured to death?”
“That’s it?”
“Start with New York City and work your way west. Look under every rock and under every burka, don’t let any escape and here, just in case, are a couple of M-80’s and a book of matches. Remember that in every mosque there lies an armory; under every Islamoville lies a ‘killing field.’”
“Thank you.”
“This Jew-bashing, this anti-Semitic behavior is not to be tolerated in our country, but the cops stand around and are blind to a hate crime when it’s happening in their faces. The cops will stand around and do nothing while the Jews are rounded up and sent to FEMA camps (Concentration Camps) just as they stood around and did nothing when the Jan. Sixers were thrown into the gulag. Nice going, cops, FBI, DOJ scumbags who can’t follow their Oath to the Constitution. Not following the Oath is the same as following illegal orders, understand? There’s no place to hide because the excuse of ‘just following orders’ cannot be used as a defense. Good luck with that.”
“That’s it?”
“If they don’t understand it by now, well, our country will be lost. I understand Henry wants to be Trump’s Secretary of Defense; I sure hope he makes it.”
“You and me both. Well, that’ll do it for this episode of our popular show, so this is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of Professor Wert, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.”