by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Oct. 9, 2023) — “I Put a Spell on You” (2:40)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The attack on Israel prompted our favorite General to ask us for time to make a few statements on what’s happening on the world’s stage, which we readily agreed to. The floor is yours, General.”
“Thank you, Roving, for allowing me the opportunity to reach a large audience quickly. People, we are at war and have been even longer than the first World Trade Center bombing of 1993. Here we are, 30 years later, and we haven’t learned one darn thing. We are going down, inch by inch, every second of every day. Some of us have figured it out. Our third president, Thomas Jefferson, in 1785, figured it out, something our leaders clearly haven’t.”
“Not even Trump [‘Trump Won‘ (3:30)]?”
“No, at least not yet; maybe in his second term he will act.”
“Act? Act how?”
“By deporting the Muslims, but don’t hold your breath. We need somebody strong-willed to act and to act now, for procrastinating isn’t an option. The time is ripe for the Muslims of the USA to mimic the actions of their brothers in the Middle East. Thanks to the stupid Dems and shows such as ‘The View’ and ‘Morning Joe,’ the “blue” states practice anarchy which means, in real terms, that driving around and indiscriminately shooting innocent people is an acceptable mode of behavior. Not only is it acceptable but expected.”
“I don’t quite follow you.”
“I know you know what I’m saying but for those that don’t, what I mean is that in every major city run by Dems, the ‘drive-by’ isn’t news anymore because it’s a revolving occurrence. In other words, it’s too common to make the front page.”
“Yes, I can see that.”
“So, what I’m saying is that the Muslims in Chicago will open up with machine guns and bombs in Soldier Field and at O’Hare airport and will do so with impunity. First, since the FBI is one of them, meaning they’re ‘in on it,’ even if the shooters and bombers are arrested, they won’t be held so they can fly back to Saudi and be welcomed as heroes. Second, I think it’s pretty obvious that the NSA knew an attack on Israel was imminent, just as they knew about 9-11; to keep such knowledge close to their vest, as the saying goes, didn’t and doesn’t help anyone.”
“I’m not sure what you’re saying.”
“I’m saying, even if they didn’t know they should have known. It’s like this: we have a few millions of Muslims in our country so WE KNOW that a number of innocent citizens will be raped and murdered in the name of the Muslim ‘religion,’ or, to put it accurately, DEATH CULT; now do you understand? Mowing down people with a vehicle is no different than inuring and killing them with a machine gun, perhaps a free machine gun and ammo that Biden gave the Taliban when we ran out of Afghanistan.”
“That reminds me to ask you, what did we accomplish in Afghanistan anyway?”
“Made a lot of money for the arms manufacturers and select politicians. Remember this, Roving, war is good for the economy.”
“But not so good for young men coming home in a body bag.”
“That, too. A high price to pay.”
“The highest. Let me get this straight: we have given our Muslims leave to go around and kill; am I hearing you right?”
“Yep.”
“But that’s preposterous!”
“Is it? Look around you. There are locations in the USA where the call to prayer is broadcast by loudspeakers five times a day. Women wear hijabs and burkas. Honor killings go unreported. Spousal abuse is a way of life. Multiple wives is their way. They have their Sharia; we have the Constitution.”
“So, what, their Sharia Law is over our law, the Constitution?”
“Where you been, boy? By the way, I wasn’t going to say anything, but you’re out of uniform again.”
“Sorry, sir, I’ll strive to improve.”
“No, you won’t. Look at you: you’re a slob, which means your life is in turmoil; your thoughts are scattered. Present yourself as neat and collected, son.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Good. Are you armed?”
“Everyone at ‘Pulse’ is armed and vax-free.”
“Well, at least that’s a good start. Remember what I told you: the Muslims in the United States will take advantage of our weakness. They will rape and murder and trash our Constitution while the Dems cheer them on. They have Obama, the Fake News, and the military. They will conduct fake elections and the DOJ and the FBI will act just as they are acting today. They will install an Attorney General who is corrupt as the day is long. Wait, they are doing that already, aren’t they?”
“That they are. So, the time is short.”
“Very. And tell Israel not to trust the US Navy to do them any favors. And stay off the phone; the NSA is listening and will relay any information to the enemy, like the USS Liberty indirectly did in 1967.”
“Indirectly?”
“No telling who is listening these days, is there? Let me say one more thing. If you give the enemy the time of day, you already lost the war. Allow me to explain. I’m not saying not to pay attention; what I am saying is not to get so focused that you lose sight of the big picture. To continuously blame the Jews for anything is a complete waste of time. It doesn’t make a lick of sense to go through life unglued, is what I mean. Complete waste of time and resources that could have been directed at positive actions rather than destructive.”
“You got me there.”
“That’s all, then. Thanks.”
“You’re welcome, I’m sure. That’s it, folks: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
This is what happens when you have an open border.
How many “sleeper cells” have invaded our country? Chinese or Islam, take your pick.
Did you know that on the other side of the southern border, there are Muslim-only welcome wagons, ostensively to guide incoming military-age men to report to the proper armory (mosque)?
What has happened elsewhere can happen here.
Word of warning; word of advice: be armed.