by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Jul. 7, 2023) — [Editor’s Note: The following was written July 4, hence its references, but unintentionally overlooked until today.]
“As Long as I Have You” (1:50)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For the last week, a minority population in France has gone on a rampage so we’ve asked the General to explain it all to us. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ General, the most- watched information show in its time slot.”
“And so very glad to have the opportunity to once again say what needs to be said. I tell you, if there was a lower rate than a PFC, you’re it. Look at you, out of uniform again.”
“Yes there is, General; it’s called ‘civilian.’”
“You’re on report, son. Come to think of it, you’re always on report. I’ve read your jacket; it said you got out with a Good Conduct Medal. How’d you do it?”
“Pure luck, General. What’s happening in France?”
“Same old story: give them an inch and they want a mile; history repeating itself, again and again for over the past millennia. You think we’d get tired of it by now.”
“I guess.”
“I call it the ‘Wedding Philosophy,’ where a female marries a male in order to change him.”
“What about love?”
“What about it? No, women have one goal: to change him into something she can parade in front of other women as if to say, ‘See, I trained him.’ The so-called ‘love’ lies in the challenge: the bigger the challenge, the greater the love. Some women out there think of themselves as conquering Mt. Everest every day, believe it or not. Ever hear two married women on the phone talking about their husbands? And another thing: if your better half mail-orders climbing cams and crampons, you better watch out. Just kidding.”
“Right. So, what’s your ‘Wedding Philosophy’ have to do with France?”
“Blind faith, as if their Algerian Muslims could assimilate what civilization and peace was like, maybe they’d buy into it. Big mistake; goes without saying. No, it never ends and never will end. What about the raid on a Christian church in Nigeria last week? What about the knife- stabbing rampage on a train in Germany yesterday, or was it the day before? Get with it, Roving; you act like its news. It isn’t. Been going on for the past 1,600 years. Get used to it.”
“That’s the trouble: I don’t want to get used to it.”
“Too bad, because there’s too many stupid people in the world and they outnumber you. This is how you figure it: 10% are worth it.”
“And the other 90%?”
“Worthless trash; bottom of the barrel; expendable. Remember that raid on Roger Stone? Each of those FBI agents is nothing but a GESTAPO GOON: follow any order, legal or not. ‘I was just following orders’ was the slogan of the Capitol Police on Jan. 6, understand?”
“So, what about France?”
“A play coming to your neighborhood, trust me. And remember this: the armories, aka ‘mosques’ in France, are as well-equipped as ours. The mosques within our borders, which, I dare say, should be ZERO but, thanks to the wisdom of our Department of Homeland Security, there are thousands, each one with enough weapons to arm a company of Marines storming a beachhead.”
“Really?”
“And every vehicle ready to ram and run over us, even on a sidewalk or jogging path. Remember a few years ago in Nice, France on this very day, July 4th?”
“Yes, I do. A very sad day.”
“Maybe for us but not for them. An excuse for celebration worldwide, just like 9-11.”
“Will Trump (3:30) deport them?”
“You want the truth?”
“No, I guess I don’t.”
“Good, because they’re using our own laws to do us in; don’t forget that. But you will; you’ll hide behind the Constitution, never realizing that their far-reaching goals do not coincide with yours. The hope for their progeny is Sharia Law, period. No wiggle room there; no changing minds; no going back to how it was. Your goose will have been cooked and you’re it.”
“What exactly do you mean, ‘hide behind the Constitution?’”
“I mean the Constitution does not deal with intent, criminal or otherwise. The Founding Fathers did not envision all three branches of government sharing the same corruption, the Deep State, as we are experiencing in 2023. Never did they envision elected representatives taking money from a foreign government, such as China, or appropriating money to another country – for example, Ukraine – and skimming part of it because they sold their vote. And here’s the thing: they are voting against our best interests. It is not beneficial to us to have an open border, human trafficking, and Fentanyl. It’s not in our best interest to have a military full of queers or women in submarines or on the deep-water Man-O-Wars. It’s not in our best interest to graduate kids from high school who can’t compete with other kids around the world. I know, even though we spend more money per child, we’re not getting our money’s worth and haven’t for the last 50 years.”
“I thought we were talking about France. Wait a minute while we pause for this short commercial break.”
“Old Cape Cod” (2:38)
“And we’re back. We were talking about France.”
“Right. We have dumbed down so much that we have Muslims in Congress; need I spell it out for you? Did you happen to notice planes flying into a couple of buildings in New York? Yesterday, Roving, it happened yesterday according to how our enemy tells time. We are on Bugs Bunny time while our enemy is on whatever time they’ll do us in, and if it takes a day or a hundred years, the clock is ticking away, day by day. ‘Cave into our demands or we’ll never stop protesting’ is their war cry in France, soon to be heard here. Guess what? Cave in and they’ll just want more, and they’ll take more until there’s nothing left to give except your life. End of story. End of the Constitution and it’ll be the end of our country. I had a neighbor who was old, and he died, but before he passed he told me he was glad that he wouldn’t be around to witness of the end of his country, our country. He told me that with tears in his eyes.”
“So, it’s not enough for Trump (3:13) to destroy the Deep State?”
“The Deep State is just for openers; don’t forget that. Getting back to France…”
‘I’m sorry, but we’ve just run out of time.”
“What has happened in Europe will happen here sooner than you think.”
“Well, that’s nice to know and with that…”
“Did I mention you’re out of uniform?”
“I believe you alluded to that fact earlier.”
“Good. Then we’re done?”
“According to you no matter what Trump will or will not do, we’re done, in more ways than one. And so, on behalf of the General – by the way, where’s your chalkboard on wheels?”
“In the shop; needed new casters. Why?”
“Just wondered. By the way, Happy Fourth. This is your Roving Reporter, along with the General, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“It’s Not Unusual” (1:59)
Roving Reporter
Roving Reporter,
.Sounds like as accurate report to me. Maybe even including this:
““So, it’s not enough for Trump (3:13) to destroy the Deep State?”
Time will tell if it’s enough or not, but just the possibility of Trump being president again gives me some hope for America’s future, and I hope I’m here to see it happen. Below is the sentiment of many Americans who are seeing their country being destroyed by people elected, (or selected) ostensibly to protect America by abiding by the Constitution they swore to uphold. Turns out the only thing they want to uphold and increase is their standard of living…………
From the article:
“I had a neighbor who was old, and he died, but before he passed he told me he was glad that he wouldn’t be around to witness of the end of his country, our country. He told me that with tears in his eyes.”
That is being repeated often by Americans who love America…………