by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Jun. 9, 2023) — “Blazing Saddles (Movie Theme)” (2:00)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We like to think of ourselves as normal and rational good citizens of our beloved country, people who are knowledgeable in the history of the Constitution and, unlike a particular Supreme Court Justice, actually know the difference between someone who has a mental illness (“I Want to be a Woman”). With us to sort it all out is Mary Perkins, a recent Harvard grad who was recently hired by the DHS. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And thank you for having me. You know, the day of the 2020 election everyone saw the fraud being carried out right in front of their eyes. Everyone saw the ballot boxes dragged out from under the tables in Georgia; everyone saw the tallies suddenly switch from Trump to Biden at 3:00 in the morning; everyone knows about the semi-truck trailer full of fraudulent ballots transported from New York to Pennsylvania.”
“I don’t know about you, but if I were a Pennsylvanian, I sure wouldn’t want anything from New York, let alone votes.”
“I’m sure they agree with you. Now, getting back to what I was saying, ‘Pulse’ has devoted numerous shows about ex-VP Mike Pence stabbing us all in the back, and when I say all, I’m including every Democrat, every Californian Communist, every China-loving, hate-the-USA traitor, and the audience of ‘The View,’ perpetual believers in the ’Russian Collusion Hoax’ even after our sun novas.”
“That long?”
“Resonator Slide Blues Improv Open D” (1:49)
“And beyond. The new definition of eternity: ‘Incurable Trump Derangement Syndrome,’ with the word ‘incurable’ silent. The most devastating mental illness of, well, of ever. More devastating than, say, the Salem witchcraft trials; worse than the belief of ‘Each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.’”
“That bad?”
“Worse. If Biden is the patriarch of ‘drunks and drug addicts,’ then Mike Pence is the Judas of our time; Judas of the day; Judas, ‘The Ultimate Betrayer,’ stabbing Trump and the American people in the back; grand architect of the open border, human bondage and pedophile gangs who traffic in little kids and young girls, swept from the radar of existence, never a blip again, an unmarked grave, as meaningless as a Fentanyl overdose.”
“Wow. That doesn’t sound very Socialistic to me.”
“It’s not, but it’s the truth.”
“So, you’re saying, because Pence certified beyond-obvious fraudulent votes, he, Pence, gave the green light to Biden to run roughshod over the Constitution, is that right?”
“That’s it in a nutshell. It all starts with Pence selling himself over to the Deep State, same as DeSantis and everyone else running against Trump in 2024. Erasing the past is but a prelude to Communism in case anyone cared.”
“What do you mean?”
“Ever hear of a statue-toppler being arrested and required to make restitution? What about Nikki Haley replacing the state flag? Why isn’t she held accountable for being a pawn of the Deep State? If the House of Representatives is a truly Republican entity, why not replace the Jan-Sixers with the judges who sent them there and the guards who torture them? You mean our elected representatives are powerless to correct a wrong?”
“#26 Moanin’ Heart Blues/Boogie Woogie Dance” (3:52)
“Good question.’
“Remember the night that the FBI/DOJ raided Trump’s house, Mar-a-Lago? You had the police out in force, supposedly guarding the intruders. What if one of them, just one Palm Beach policeman put his foot down and said, ‘No, this is wrong’ and made an effort to uphold the Constitution, that he took an Oath to, rather than sit back and follow illegal orders. Now you know why they don’t want Veterans as police officers, because if I were there, I’d just escort the trespassers off the property. That’s what I would’ve done, cop or no cop. How about a citizen of the USA, and I don’t bow to the FBI, CIA, DOJ, and all the other government bums who feed off the taxpayers while they rob a former president of his legal papers.”
“I like your attitude.”
“Got any more?”
“Besides all our enemies crossing every day ever since Biden took over, no, not a word.”
“Goodnight.”
“Goodnight.”
[Just sayin’: Muslims start forest fires; just ask the Israelis.] [Reminder that Edward Snowden warned us about the Deep State; best to start paying attention. I’m telling you to be armed at all times because this regime isn’t to be trusted, ever. You know the FBI would’ve murdered Snowden, don’t you?]
“Baby Please Don’t Go” (4:49)
You ain’t gotta yell; you ain’t gotta say a thing. Simply ignore him like he did with his duty. He’ll go away. Trump will dispatch him first.
Pence is just another weak politician who will say/promise anything to get a vote. He cannot even stand in Trump’s shadow. Trump is the ONLY person who can get this nation out of the slimy sewer that senile little girl fondling Joe Biden and his administration of liars, crooks, and cheats that the democRATS have put it into. If Trump is not the next president of the United States, you can kiss our constitution and your freedoms good-by.
I briefly saw part of Pence’s speech announcing that he is running for president. He said something similar to “no one who doesn’t follow the Constitution should ever be president” (referring to Trump and Jan. 6th). How hypocritical of him to say when he certified an election where the VP was not eligible. Harris is not a natural born citizen as is required by the Constitution.
Trump’s problems are largely self-inflicted. He’s going down, not for something he was trying to do for us, but for what he did out of his own arrogance. His continuing, pitiful reality show just diverts attention away from our ongoing, very real problems.