Tag: Mike Pence
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Money for an Election; Why? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Jan. 3, 2024) — “Things We Said Together” (2:37) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is an old friend of ‘Pulse,’ none other than our favorite Indian, Chief New Leaf. Welcome back: long time no…
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“X” Interview: “Bombshell Information” on Jan. 6
by Sharon Rondeau (Nov. 24, 2023) — In an interview between radio host Joe Oltmann and “Deep State Marauder,” attorney, former Green Beret and January 6, 2021 investigator Ivan Raiklin, Oltmann announced Raiklin has “bombshell information” on the events which unfolded at the U.S. Capitol that day which thus far have led to more than…
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The Waiting Room (A Play)
by Bishop Dunkin, ©2023 (Aug. 3, 2023) — As the house lights dim the curtain rises to the tune of “Rock a Bye Baby” (3:36) to a brightly lit stage set as a large white room. There is a large desk facing the audience on a platform center stage. On the oblique wall stage left…
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Judas is Dead, Thank God (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 17, 2023) — “I’m Just Sayin’” (3:20) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert will grace our guest microphone after I share the Good News that Mike Pence shot himself in the foot and stabbed himself…
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It is America First, Not Ukraine
by Jeff Crouere, Ringside Politics, ©2023 (Jul. 16, 2023) — The war in Ukraine has been raging for over five hundred days, with no end in sight. In the first year of the war, the U.S. Congress approved over $113 billion in aid for Ukraine. To prepare for the “spring offensive,” President Joe Biden authorized…
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Whenever You See Pence, Yell “JUDAS!” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jun. 9, 2023) — “Blazing Saddles (Movie Theme)” (2:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We like to think of ourselves as normal and rational good citizens of our beloved country, people who are knowledgeable in the…
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What About Henry? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 2, 2023) — “Duane Allman’s slide solo on Layla” (:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock is our featured guest of the day and would like to make an opening statement. Go ahead, Madam Shylock.”…
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Citizen’s Arrest (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 4, 2023) — “Poor Little Fool” (2:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to popular demand, we are once again blessed with the presence of Henry, our next president.” “Doubtful.” “Pardon me?” “You said I was…
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Welcome to CLUB JUDAS: McCarthy & McConnell (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Dec. 6, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us today is Sarah West, one of our investigative reporters who works behind the camera to bring you the stories and guests that we all enjoy…
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Mike Pence: The Arch Insurrectionist (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 15, 2021) — “Greenfields” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest should be of interest because it is none other than Dr. Mary Miller, an activist in the service of ‘whoever pays the most…
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Record Profits for Democratic Companies (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 25, 2021) — “Easy (like Sunday morning)” (4:24) “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our operation, ‘Pulse’ is an independent editorial organization that only deals in the facts…
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Hey, Joint Chiefs, Take THIS Under Advisement (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Aug. 29, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The overwhelming incompetence displayed by our government, ever since Mike Judas Pence declared that fraudulent ballots were to be accepted, continues to escalate to new lows in…
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Shootin’ the Breeze on the 02 Deck
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Jul. 16, 2021) — “Victory at Sea Theme Song” (0:57) The Navy frigate is tied to the pier and a couple of enlisted are leaning on the lifeline on the 02 deck, just aft of the radio shack. It’s a balmy summer Sunday afternoon in San Diego. “See that Commander walking…
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The Philosophical Question of the Ages (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Jul. 5, 2021) — “Close to Cathy” (2:51) [Professor Zorkophsky joined the Navy on his 18th birthday; went to war; came back with PTSD; went to school on the GI Bill; went to work for the VA treating shell-shocked combat patients and was ceremoniously fired for refusing to treat his patients by shoving zombie…
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Shylock Comments on Pence (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (May 29, 2021) — “Honey Don’t” (2:56) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’m proud to announce I once again made the ‘Bestseller’ list on a book titled, ‘We Are Here’ that also, in keeping with our…
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Open Letter to Justice Clarence Thomas
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2021 May 23, 2021 Dear Justice Thomas: With respect, it is virtually certain that in the next Court conference – this coming Thursday, May 27, 2021 – the matter in Docket No. 20-1503, “Laity v. Harris” will be addressed. Further, it is also not altogether unlikely that, based on existing Court precedent,…
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The Emperor was a Fraud
by Professor Wert, ©2021 (Apr. 15, 2021) — Note to the audience: During a sojourn through the Greek Isles, I stayed a night in a shepherd’s hut during one cold and blustery night. The wind was howling and the tiles on the roof were becoming loose. The storm’s passing brought the dawn and, as I…
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They Speak with Forked Tongues (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Apr. 12, 2021) — “Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye” (3:12) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Just after our last show with Madam Shylock, Chief New Leaf called to ask us if we would give him the same…
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Mike Pence: The Duplicitous Betrayer (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Apr. 1, 2021) — “I’m A Long Gone Daddy” (1:59) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our contact at the Pentagon has informed us that any mention of ‘upholding the Oath’ will get your security clearance yanked…
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Get This: Biden is NOT the President! (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Mar. 24, 2021) — “The Chair” (2:49) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The other day, right in the middle of the broadcast, we were surprised by a visit from a long-lost contributor to the program, the…