by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Mar. 24, 2021) — “The Chair” (2:49)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The other day, right in the middle of the broadcast, we were surprised by a visit from a long-lost contributor to the program, the Vietnam Veteran, who just who happens to be our guest today. Hey, how you doing?”

“I am doing not so fine, no thanks to the cowards in the Pentagon, the hypocrites who took the Oath but have failed to uphold their end of the bargain.”

“Mind explaining that one?”

“Not at all; more than glad to. Flash back to the day after the election, and then proceed day by day when it was discovered that HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of Biden-Harris votes were FRAUDULENT. The truth of the matter is that Trump won, and not only did he win, but he won every State and Territory in a landslide. Period; double and triple period.”

“And we agree. And we also agree that Mike Pence is the biggest Judas since the real one and deserves to be shunned; his name shall forever be associated with backstabbing, double-crossing and betraying for what he did to Trump and us: Pence took known fraudulent election results as gospel. Let me tell you and our audience this: Pence is not a Christian, even though he professes to be one, and that’s all I have to say on the subject. Rook Dunkin had some pretty strong words against Pence but FCC regulations forbid us to repeat what he said.”

“If I were to offer any advice to Pence, I would tell him to get out of America and never show his traitorous face again. Now, let’s review the facts: since we know the election was a fraud, first thing we do is to put anyone in the clink that is masquerading as a legitimate electee, starting with Biden. Look, we know the election was a fraud so let’s put things right, set the record straight and just get her done.”

“Agreed. So where do we suggest we start?”

“We start by sitting down and reading the Constitution to realize how out-of-whack the Biden-Pelosi show is; we stock up on necessities; we switch the channel whenever a commercial pops up that is trying to sell something other than the product that they’re endorsing. We trash the masks and protect yourself and your family, community and country without calling for a police force that can’t operate under a set of rules that don’t allow them to deal with pedophiles, rapists and murderers like any civilized society should.”

“That’s a good start.  Excuse us while we take a commercial break.”

Crying” (3:43)

“And we’re back. What about the rest of it: you know, numbers and guns and stuff?”

“The simple fact is that we outnumber the traitors 10:1, so we don’t really care which side the police or the military will take, do we? Look, give me a company of Marines who understand that the government we have, right now, is unelected, okay? That means that Biden-Harris are operating outside the law, and that means that they are fair game. Lock them up; perp-walk them to the squad car, or APC, or whatever is at hand.”

“But what about the cops, Secret Service and such?”

“You want the truth? The best fighting force on the planet is a bunch of our guys who believe in America and not some Biden-Harris Third-World-country dump, okay?”

“Got it, and we agree with you 100%. Stay armed and ready because they’ll use any excuse under the sun to get our weapons, and once they do that, well, welcome, Venezuela, and how would you like your dog cooked: baked or broiled?”

“Got it. We have an illegitimate government which wants to make us defenseless. Listen, without our weapons consider us lost and will stay lost. As long as we’ve got our guns, we have a chance to restore our Republic; without them it is over and done with. Let’s wish everyone a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Wait one: I’ve just been handed a communiqué from the Little People from the dark reaches of the Adirondacks; I’ll read it now:

To The Pulse of the Nation:

This coup by the Deep State cannot be allowed to stand; therefore we have mobilized and will be ready when we ‘hit the beach,’ code for “the place”; ask your Vietnam Vet. Will advise as to the time.


The Mayor of the Little People

“If nothing else, we live in exciting times. As for the shootings in Boulder, Colorado, what do you expect? If you allow Muslims into your country, after all, it’s what they do. There’s no mystery here, no sense in wasting time searching for ‘motive,’ is there?

“Good show; just hope our patriots pay attention. Think about this: we defeated our foes during WWII and to cave in now would be the same as surrendering; get the picture? I, for one, do not surrender. I had a chance to opt out for surrendering or fight to the death: I chose to fight and haven’t changed my resolve one iota: if we lose our guns we lose our country, and Biden-Harris want us to lose our country. Burger time: my treat.”

Spirit in the Sky” (3:43)

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky

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  1. I took an oath many times to defend my country against domestic or foreign enemies. We have been attacked by a foreign communist enemy. We have already won. We just haven’t determined the total number of enemy casualties. God is on our side and we are fighting Satan. This is simply Good vs Evil. It is as simple as Life or Death for all humanity, not just Americans. This is truly Biblical.

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    Imagine defeating the oligarchy’s 60 years of educational and institutional subversion in a single maneuver. It really is the only play conservatives have as the SCOTUS is no longer honest.

    We may not own the culture, but we do have population majorities in 37 states. And besides, replacing a criminal syndicate with a truly equitable and egalitarian form of power sharing is not only great, it is the only way a diverse population can live together. Go to for more details on how it might be implemented. Imagine a world where all the world’s governments were replaced with incorruptible, true democracy.