Tag: Vietnam Vet
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Admission of Guilt (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Apr. 23, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we have a person who is certainly no stranger, the Vietnam Veteran, who has an important announcement to share with us. So, what’s up?” “Hello, Professor; thanks…
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On the Road to Desolation
by OPOVV, ©2021 (Apr. 6, 2021) — Act I The house lights dim as the curtain rises to the theme of “Quigley Down Under” (3:23) and an old skinny horse carrying a man slowly walks in from stage left. In the middle of the stage, standing on a stump, is another man. The horse walks…
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Doncha’ Think It’s Time? (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Mar. 27, 2021) — “Doncha’ Think It’s Time?” (1:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’ve asked the Vietnam Vet to stand by in case there’s a communiqué from the Little People. Hold on. What? Here, take…
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Get This: Biden is NOT the President! (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Mar. 24, 2021) — “The Chair” (2:49) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The other day, right in the middle of the broadcast, we were surprised by a visit from a long-lost contributor to the program, the…
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David Koresh, Roger Stone and the Gestapo (RR)
“THE DARK SIDE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 29, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your brain’s excuse to just sit back and take it all in. Our new motto is: ‘Let Us do the Thinking.’ Wait; I’m getting some noise here in my earpiece. Sorry, my…
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Meet Ezra, Roving’s Replacement (RR)
“WE WOULDN’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY…” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ It seems our sponsors aren’t pleased with my constant criticism of Islam, even as more and more Muslims invade the sanctuaries of peace-loving Jews and Christians. I’ve been told…
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Angel Moms in Charge of Deporting Illegals (RR)
“WHERE DID MY TAX DOLLARS GO?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 20, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where the truth prevails over the tall tales as told by such questionable truth-sayers as, well, you all know the ones I’m talking about, don’t you? Of…
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What About Talking Dog as UN Ambassador? (R)
“NOW THAT I LIKE” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 12, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ ground zero for the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for the show; glad you could make it. As you can see, we’re back on our…
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Professor Zorkophsky Analyzes the Talking Dog
“NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 22, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting and informative show of our ongoing series of PTSD at ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place of calm in a sea of squalls. What I’m trying to say is we’re a place of…
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The Mobilization of the Patriots
WHO ARE THE “ANTI-AMERICANS?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 13, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the oasis of truth. Hello, I’m Roving Reporter, your host for this evening’s program which, as you can see, is being broadcast from Pastor Dunkin’s church down on Hawthorn Street.” “Welcome,…
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The Dog and the Professor
“RABID” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 16, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show that strives to maintain your blood pressure at comfortable levels. Just kidding, of course, because if it’s one thing we don’t want to do, it’s to put you to sleep. When…
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Reality Check Time II
“BEYOND BELIEF” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 8, 2018) — “O Exalted One, we’re approaching the vicinity of Earth; what is your pleasure?” “What do you say we swoop down and see what our secret agent, Henry the Talking Frog, says? He’s the one who lives in the pond across the street from ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium’…
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Un Merry Christmas (RR)
“WINNING” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a beautiful day from the corner across the street from the railroad depot. We’re awfully glad you could join us to hear what our neighbors think of current world events. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your…
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Indeed, ‘tis a Sad Day to be Buried at Sea (RR)
“THE LUCK OF THE DRAW” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Mar. 23, 2018) — [We owe a gratitude of debt for the beautiful music from the Emerald Isle.] “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ With me is Pastor Dunkin, the head honcho of the church on Hawthorn Street.…
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The Sentry (RR)
“NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Feb. 13, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the enjoyable info-news show. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this evening’s program. As you can see, we’re back on our corner about to waylay some of our…
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Exclusive Interview with the Talking Dog (RR)
“YOU’LL NEVER, EVER REALLY KNOW” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Oct. 22, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an exclusive interview with the Talking Dog. For those of you out there in TV Land, the Talking Dog represents the conscience of a Vietnam Veteran who went through the wringer, maybe not any more…
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Vietnam Vet Disses Senator John McCain (RR)
HOW MANY “SWAMP RATS” ARE THERE? by OPOVV, ©2017 (Sep. 23, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that’s discussed at the water cooler the next morning. Hello, my name is Roving and I interview people to see what bugs them, in real time, right…
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This is What We Are (RR)
“CONFESSING THE TRUTH” by OPOVV, ©2017 (May 29, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the television entertainment show that grabs your attention. For you longtime viewers, I’m sure you’ll recognize where we’re broadcasting from: Professor’s Zorkophsky’s office here at the university. ‘Zork,’ as the professor prefers to…
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When Our Right is Their Wrong (RR)
“IT’S ALL ABOUT THE OATH” by OPOVV, ©2017 (May 27, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’ve been negotiating our 2018 contract and we’re stymied over the clause that gives me the right to cut the microphone from hearing nonsense and dementia blabber,…