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HOW MANY “SWAMP RATS” ARE THERE?
by OPOVV, ©2017
‘Sure thing. Isn’t ‘Roving’ a rather strange name?”
“If it wasn’t a stage name I’d have to agree with you. Okay: what’s your take on the ACLU’s frivolous lawsuits, from the Muslim ban to ‘wedding’ cakes?”
“If the judges, DA’s and the lawyers weren’t members of the same club, I’d say let’s levy fines on the ACLU and give the money to our homeless population for jobs, housing or into some sort of therapy. And I’d fire Jeff Sessions, in a heartbeat, for being a Swamp Rat. And here comes my train. Bye.”
“Good answer; bye. Excuse me, Miss, got a minute?”
“Oh, you’re that ‘Roving’ guy. Sure; what’s the question?”
“What do you think of President Trump?”
“I’ll tell you: he’s moving the ball down the court, something that hasn’t been done in I don’t know how long: 30 years? I like him a lot, and I’d like him a heck of a lot more if only he would fire all the Obama- and Hillary-lovers.”
“Jeff Sessions, for starters. Great speech he gave in Alabama. Oh, there’s my train. Bye.”
“Goodbye and thanks for talking with us. And look who just walked up: the Talking Dog and his Vietnam master.”
“The dog says ‘best friend.’”
“Oh, sorry: ‘best friend.’ Let me ask the dog about a fellow Vietnam Vet: John McCain*.”
“The dog says she never served in Vietnam but she also says that McCain is an embarrassment to all Veterans of any war. She also says that North Vietnam sure didn’t do America any favors by sending him back to us. The dog says for McCain to retire, like now. And the dog says for McCain to be subject to the limitations of Obamacare, just as his constituents are.”
“Why, that’s how it should be, isn’t it?”
“The dog says for everyone, EVERY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE TO BE MEDICALLY COVERED BY OBAMACARE and see how long Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi stay on their soapbox championing the single-payer health care business.”
“Well-put. Hit them where it hurts, right? Look, we’ve run out of time and so, on behalf of the crew, I want to wish each of you viewers and, for you unfortunate enough to be reading this, a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I’d just like to add one last point: what we’re seeing is a sport and one heck of a big business going out of business if they don’t put a stop to the jerks kneeling during the National Anthem. Either they stop it now or the NFL will be history. I stopped watching; haven’t seen a game yet this year, and my household isn’t the only one. I didn’t put my life on the line for ungrateful brats to be disrespectful to our country. And not showing the National Anthem before the game on television doesn’t solve the problem. Burger time: my treat.”
[*John McCain: aka “Songbird”.]
“Rockin’ Robin” 2:33