by OPOVV, ©2018

Photo credit: donwhite84 at Pixabay, CC0

(Sep. 13, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the oasis of truth. Hello, I’m Roving Reporter, your host for this evening’s program which, as you can see, is being broadcast from Pastor Dunkin’s church down on Hawthorn Street.”

“Welcome, Roving and crew, to our ‘Guest Speaker Night.’ Tonight we’re having the Vietnam Veteran and the Talking Dog and I must say that we never had such an enthusiastic response; we sold out in record time, by the way. For the overflow, we’ve set up chairs in the basement and have speakers out back where the charcoal briskets are burning down to white-hot. That’s right: burgers for all afterwards.”

“Gee, whiz, Pastor Dunkin, that sounds great. What’s the Talking Dog going to talk about?”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t get a chance to talk to the dog, but the Vietnam Vet said that the dog has had it up to here with these loonies who believe in the fantasy of Socialism and Trump having broken any laws, or any social norms, for that matter.”

“Oh, look, the Vietnam Vet and the dog are climbing the stairs to the temporary stage, so let’s listen in.”

“The dog and I thank you for your kind welcome. Please, let’s not overdo the applause; at some point the applause gets to be rather annoying. The dog wants to impose a ten-clap limit, or less. Sounds about right, so the dog and I agree and we hope you do, too.

“The other day, while we were watching the disgusting news out of California — no, I don’t mean the fires, I mean that mayor of San Francisco, London Breed. The dog said to me that she’ll bet me a sawbuck that the mayor fails to join the human race.

“So I asked her what she meant, and she said that the mayor will not ask ICE to give her a helping hand by deporting the illegal immigrants and she won’t ask the police to enforce the vagrancy laws.

“I didn’t take the bet, by the way, because there comes a time when even the most jaded of us come to understand that there’s no hope for the lost; that the vanquished can’t be saved by any means; and it’s all just a colossal waste of time and resources even talking about it.

“I asked the dog about her Christian values and she replied that all is well with her soul, thank you, and at no time did Jesus ever say to go through life stupid and to take any browbeating from anyone.

“Furthermore, she said if she were Jesus back when Pontius Pilot washed his hands of the bogus charges, she would’ve made Jerusalem like Sodom and Gomorrah: a wasteland. And her salutation was, ‘So there.’

“So I asked her about these loonies running amuck among us, tearing off our MAGA hats and desecrating our flag and this is what she said:

Since even before our Revolutionary War, the people who believed in liberty and freedom – hence our Constitution – have faced enemies, both foreign and domestic. The foreign enemies have been defeated by us killing them in such numbers that they admitted defeat; citizens who turned spy were either executed or jailed, where they had to be separated from the general population for fear of retribution, as in a shiv in the gut.

Today people are acting towards America just as bad as the people who were severely dealt with just 50 years ago but, because the judicial system has been compromised by the left-wing loonies and anti-Constitutionalists, law enforcement has been extremely selective in enforcing the laws on the books.

Illegal immigrants haven’t been deported; Muslims allowed to immigrate; widespread voting fraud goes unexamined; voter I.D. verboten (Seig Heil); ex-military not hired as law enforcement; fake news reporting goes unpunished in the guise of advertisement space (and time) purchased by companies that have no moral code, as if one considers making money and harming the Republic on equal footing; people desiring the ability to protect themselves by arming themselves are somehow “the enemy” and “fascists” where, truth of the matter, it’s the left-wing loonies that are the anti-Americans.

And speaking of the “truth of the matter,” Socialism and its cousin, Communism, in each and every instance, have failed dismally, leaving the populace in abject misery. For two excellent examples, just look at the failures of World War II Germany and today’s Venezuela; and as for the failure of Communism look at Joseph Stalin’s U.S.S.R. and today’s China.

So what we have is a huge portion of our population that is out to lunch, from the under-educated Nation of Islam and Black Lives Matter crowd to the millionaires of some Internet companies: social disparity yet embracing an equal opportunity to be political naïve children playing politics in an adult world.

So, the enemies of our Republic are within our borders. First, Muslims are here to kill us and turn our country into a Third World Caliphate, a turn of events that was slowed when Trump won the election.

Second, there are many other millions who wish to turn over the USA to Mexico:  reference the Reconquista Movement.

And lastly, besides all the other usual suspects, such as China, there are our homegrown left-wing loonies who are equally dangerous to our health, which leads me to admonish one and all to take every precaution necessary to protect yourself, your family, community and country. That’s right: you have the right to protect yourself. Always be armed to be able to protect yourself and others whenever the call to arms comes.

None of us can foresee the future; all we can do is prepare for the worst-case scenario. There’s no reasoning with people who refuse to understand the facts, starting with Obama, who was never vetted and never showed his BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

I saved the best for last, which, incidentally, is also the most important. Now listen because, if you take anything away from my talk tonight, take this: the one common denominator between the Patriots and the ANTIFA/Occupiers/those who cried when Hillary lost; believers in something for nothing (Socialism); immature crybabies (Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, et al); Obama and Obamacare supporters; are the judges, from the lowest to the highest.

The weakest link in our country has been judges who manipulate their position to legislate laws when, in fact, it’s their job to uphold the laws. The shame lies in their court.

Thank you for allowing me to talk to you.”

“And now the house lights are brightening as the Vietnam Vet and his Talking Dog walk off the stage to a ten-clap applause. Nice speech, I have to say; I enjoyed it. Well, Pastor Dunkin, thank you for inviting us. And so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good speech. You said burgers in the back: be a great treat.”

It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue” (4:12)


Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.