Tag: Talking dog
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Sayonara, Talking Dog
“FALLEN HEROES” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 11, 2019) — Today, Jan 11, 2019, the ‘Pulse of the Nation’ announced that the Talking Dog (2007-2019) passed from being the full-time constant companion of the Vietnam Veteran to becoming a fond memory of us all. We have learned that during the past 12 years the two were…
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Meet Ezra, Roving’s Replacement (RR)
“WE WOULDN’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY…” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ It seems our sponsors aren’t pleased with my constant criticism of Islam, even as more and more Muslims invade the sanctuaries of peace-loving Jews and Christians. I’ve been told…
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Paris Burning (RR)
“A FAILED SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT CALLED SOCIALISM“ by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 8, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ perhaps the last place where there’s such a thing as ‘Pure Truth.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and, as you can see, we’re…
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Angel Moms in Charge of Deporting Illegals (RR)
“WHERE DID MY TAX DOLLARS GO?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 20, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where the truth prevails over the tall tales as told by such questionable truth-sayers as, well, you all know the ones I’m talking about, don’t you? Of…
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What About Talking Dog as UN Ambassador? (R)
“NOW THAT I LIKE” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 12, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ ground zero for the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for the show; glad you could make it. As you can see, we’re back on our…
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Professor Zorkophsky Analyzes the Talking Dog
“NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 22, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting and informative show of our ongoing series of PTSD at ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place of calm in a sea of squalls. What I’m trying to say is we’re a place of…
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The Mobilization of the Patriots
WHO ARE THE “ANTI-AMERICANS?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 13, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the oasis of truth. Hello, I’m Roving Reporter, your host for this evening’s program which, as you can see, is being broadcast from Pastor Dunkin’s church down on Hawthorn Street.” “Welcome,…
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The Clown that Just Wouldn’t Go Away
“THE MOST POPULAR COSTUME” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 5, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the entertaining and informative show. If this is the first time you’ve tuned in, what we do is waylay folks just like you on their way to the…