by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
(Jul. 5, 2021) — “Close to Cathy” (2:51)
[Professor Zorkophsky joined the Navy on his 18th birthday; went to war; came back with PTSD; went to school on the GI Bill; went to work for the VA treating shell-shocked combat patients and was ceremoniously fired for refusing to treat his patients by shoving zombie pills down their throats, thereby making the patients the same as a placemat.]
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today I’m glad to report that my long-awaited treatise, ‘What It All Means,’ has just been delivered from the publisher and will be on bookshelves soon. I must say that the introductory price of $39.95 is a very generous offering.
“In the book I discuss time and, more importantly, why there’s a decay of energy that we blame on gravity, a one-word excuse, or reason, that explains everything, or almost everything. We can’t, for instance, explain evil people, or people with bad intent, such as Omar and Pelosi, Romney and Meghan McCain.
“But perhaps I misspoke: Omar has two agendas, while the other loonies only have one: besides toppling the Constitution, she plans on introducing Sharia Law, while the others don’t’ have a clue what they’re for or against.
“But I digress: gravity is king, but without matter there can be no gravity; without God there can be no man, but without man is there still a God? My premise is that God will be just fine with or without us, but I’m afraid we won’t do so well without Him. It looks as if there are one heck of a lot of lost souls out there who have never accepted the Golden Rule and never will, much to their everlasting loss.
“Freedom’s time to shine seems to be related to the direct relationship between our government and our right to protect ourselves from a tyrannical bureaucracy. One would think that everybody would want freedom, but if you thought that you’d be wrong. Today there are people who support less freedom, which goes to show what the dumbing-down of America has accomplished.
“Getting back to the infinite reach of a force that we call gravity, wherever there is a quark, there is gravity; wherever there is anything, there is gravity. Now listen: wherever there is gullibility, there are people taking advantage of other people. Wherever there is Socialism, there are people enslaving other people; wherever there are government handouts, there are those who are ‘gaming the system’; wherever there is a government’s declaration of ‘most transparent Administration ever,’ it is the most corrupt; whenever there is a Department named ‘Homeland Security,’ figure it’s not. Figure the opposite of what they proclaim and you’ll be on the right path.
“Remember when Hillary said her illegal Internet server and all the other allegations against her were debunked? They weren’t. ‘Most secure election ever’ is perhaps the greatest lie ever. And Mike Pence having the nerve to show his face in public is just plain stupid.
“All of mankind’s bad decisions, bad actions and bad ideas culminated into the person of Mike Pence, because it was he who certified the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FRAUDULENT VOTES FROM ARIZONA, GEORGIA, MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, PENNSYLVANIA, NEVADA AND PROBABLY IN EVERY OTHER VOTING PRECINCT THROUGHOUT THE UNITED STATES.
“I mention Judas Pence because just the other day I got a political flyer from the Deep State mentioning his traitorous name, which came quite close to ruining my wonderful day. Let’s take a break.”
“Wonderful, Wonderful” (2:52)
“We’ve all heard the saying, ‘Time marches on,’ but why state the obvious? I’ll tell you why: it’s because whatever you say and do has repercussions in the future, so live your lives as if the decisions you make today will affect the grandchildren of tomorrow, which is why the Golden Rule is just as important today as it was 2,000 years ago.
“Gravity: an inexorable unseen force that is as endless as it is prevailing; the Golden Rule the same. One last word about the voting fraud: if you don’t punish the evildoers, nothing will change. If you allow in illegal immigrants and Muslims, two distinct identifiable groups that have no expectation to assimilate into the ‘American Dream,’ this country doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance of surviving for the next 200 years, let alone the next 20.
“Because we know that it takes time to travel from Point ‘A’ to Point ‘B,’ we have deduced that all the light that arrives to our spaceship that we call ‘Earth’ reaches us after a time, and that time is determined by distance. The sun is one such source of light that takes about 8½ minutes. The other suns in the sky that we call stars take a little longer; some take years, which we call ‘light years.’ One light year is 6 trillion miles. So if a distant sun supernovas, we can expect gamma ray burst: cause and affect.
“We import millions of Muslims, so we MUST expect their same modus operandi as we see in the majority of the members of the EU: France, England, Spain. Sweden has gone Muslim; Australia and maybe New Zealand will follow. Italy’s chances are fifty-fifty, as are ours: we, as they, are at the precipice and, depending on our level of patriotism, will determine our progeny’s fate: free or enslaved.
“When the Nazis took over Germany, Hitler said that they would use Germany’s existing laws to overthrow them, which they did. Sound familiar? So you have thousands going to Trump rallies waving flags and cheering, but you know what? It’s all a bunch of hot air if we don’t deal with the problems head-on.
“Now you may not like what I have to say, and that’s okay: facts don’t care one way or another, but as sure as rain, if we don’t start deporting those who wish to do us harm, they will. The enemy will use our own laws to take over our country, so all who have sacrificed for the Constitution will have died in vain. There’s no way to sugar-coat the fact that Omar and Tlaib have to leave; all land has to be owned by a United States citizen (no Chinese ownership); all citizens must serve at least two years in the service of our country — bring back the Draft; stop this CRT nonsense and jail those who advocate it.
“As I said, you may not like what I have to say and that’s too bad, because if we don’t do what must be done, then all we’re doing is for the birds. Just as gravity is all-powerful and everlasting, so, too, is our enemy who will take advantage of greedy people such like Justice Roberts, the Clintons, Pelosi, CNN, Morning Joe, The View and all the rest of the easily bought-off idiots who care more for a false sense of intellectual superiority over common-sense patriotism.
“When I was in uniform I almost bought the farm — some did; some came back maimed, if not in body, in mind. I was one of those. I don’t particularly subscribe to the 4th of July fireworks because I saw them in person; believe me, but I do like the thought of
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
Because I paid the price, and so did a lot of others who don’t have a voice. All I’m saying is that we’re being pushed a little too far for comfort, so if an Obot feels good about disrespecting the flag or badmouthing the USA, be prepared for any repercussions, including a one-way plane ticket to Somalia; maybe get to sit next to Tlaib.
“Time’s up. Happy 4th. Have a safe one and I’ll wish all the patriots a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“The Fightin’ Side of Me” (2:52)