by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

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(May 29, 2021) — “Honey Don’t” (2:56)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’m proud to announce I once again made the ‘Bestseller’ list on a book titled, ‘We Are Here’ that also, in keeping with our ‘woke’ times, has an ‘ibid’ copy titled, ‘We Is Here’ for the BLM and another sub-group, university students of the past fourteen years, aka the Ward Churchillindoctrinated. Out guest today is none other than Madam Shylock, our purveyor of coming events. How goes it, Madam Shylock, and welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular show in its time slot.”

“It bodes an ill wind crossing our nation like one of those plagues that Moses foretold to the pharaoh some millennia ago. I see the red blood of US citizens shed on a daily basis, and if it isn’t a Jihad attack it’s an MS-13 initiation; if it isn’t because of a psycho’s fantasy it’s due to a short-circuit for another imaginary excuse.”

“My, but that sounds pretty demoralizing; any good news on the horizon?”

“None until we get a grip on reality.”

“And how do we tell if we, as you say, ‘get a grip on reality?’”

“When Hillary goes to jail; when Chief Justice John Roberts joins her and when Donald J. Trump is back doing what he was born to do: lead our country to, once again, be the Beacon of Democracy. Fact is, without Trump, there’s no place on earth to find refuge, and that’s a fact.”

“I think you’re right.”

“Maybe you do and maybe you just say you do, but nothing but nothing is going to change until those who broke the voting laws are arrested, tried, convicted and sent to prison will anything change. For years the government has claimed a few million illegal immigrants: now the official government number is 35 million, no thanks to the people we pay to protect us but don’t.”

“Why is that?”

“Some say ‘money,’ but no matter how you cut it, it all comes down to stupidity, as in if you believe that Communism is something other than a criminal enterprise you better go back to school and spend more time in the library than in the classroom.”

“Point well taken. Anything happening down in your neck of the woods?”

“I’ll tell you, former VP Mike Pence, the biggest Judas since Judas, really gets my goat.”

“That upset? Please excuse us while we take a short break.”

She Thinks I Still Care” (2:36)

“Okay, we’re back on air.”

“That’s right, Mike Pence, the snake in the grass, the rat, weasel, virus.”

“Yes, we couldn’t agree more. I feel sorry for his family who has to share the embarrassment and shame of a husband and father who sold out his country. Pretty sad, and there’s no two ways to look at it. It’s like when we all felt sorry for Pat Nixon.”

“That is true.”

“So what does this curse consist of?”

“Just once thing: ostracism.”

“That’s it?”

“That, Professor Zorkophsky, is enough. Don’t even mention his name, and when he walks into a room, get up and leave. You see him coming your way, cross the street or duck into a store. And, above all, don’t wave by flipping him the bird, okay?”

“Okay, at least we’ll take one of the creeps down. And, please, call me ‘Zork’; I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere. Have anything more to add about the curse?”

“No; just pretend Mike Pence doesn’t even exist, because if it wasn’t for him our country wouldn’t be in the mess it’s in since Trump left; it’s that simple to understand. Pence certified votes that the whole world knew were false; in short, Pence perpetuated the biggest political fraud in our history, and that’s all we care about.”

“That is true. So, anything on the horizon?”

“The Fed is going to bankrupt us and Biden is going to feed Israel and Taiwan to the sharks, that’s what. Our once great military has been reduced to a bunch of, well, let me say it this way: all those who died for the Constitution are turning in their graves this Memorial Day.”

“And with that we’ll be thanking Madam Shylock for being our featured guest. Now we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Note: I’ve been seeing signs, “Impeach China Joe”: only thing is, Joe isn’t the president; Trump is.]

[Those of us here at ‘Pulse’ strongly suggest that ALL Americans be armed for obvious reasons, especially the New York Jews: better to be cited for exercising your Second Amendment rights than to let yourself get beaten up or killed, don’t you think? Besides, if they think you are armed with a lightweight .357 Magnum they just might think twice about acting like a two-year old having a tantrum,]

Nobody Wins” (3:00)

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky

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  1. Let’s not fret just yet. Let’s Keep our hands on the plow and push forward. I am still in the effort of doing projects. I have been contacting my Reps. on the election fraud. Further, I do not believe Trump is “laying low”. I expect him to pull something. I encourage others to get on the bus too. Indeed, I encourage other’s to get involved and “stay the course”.
    contact your Reps.

    1. Hate to be the one to burst your bubble, Jeff, but the USA does not have the will, the work ethic or the sweat equity to deport the illegal immigrants and the Muslims from our borders.

      We do, however, bow to stupidity by continuing the Affirmative Action nonsense, the abortion death mills, aka harvesting of healthy human cells; and reelecting such low-life politicians as Pelosi and the rest of the Washington Gang, or is it “Mob” or some other money making scheme that requires the direct participation of the Supreme Court and the Joint Chiefs of Staff?

      Don’t you get it? The have taken over; it is up to us to take it back.

      Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky of “The Pulse”, the most popular information show in its time slot.