by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
(Aug. 29, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The overwhelming incompetence displayed by our government, ever since Mike Judas Pence declared that fraudulent ballots were to be accepted, continues to escalate to new lows in the wanton destruction to whatever our Constitution holds dear.
“Meanwhile, while our government was being toppled by some very bad actors who really and truly deserve to be tarred and feathered, our military sat on their duffs watching, just as our corrupt FBI, CIA, NSA and all the other alphabet soups who had a hand in the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ sat on their duffs, not even lifting a finger to save our Republic. Don’t think for a minute that Biden’s administration doesn’t have an active hand in what any rational person would consider bad decisions. An example would be to send soldiers out beyond the wall to be sacrificial lambs to placate the crazed bloodthirsty Great Satan haters in Afghanistan.
“The Joint Chiefs of Staff is, without a doubt, the most incompetent collection of misfits ever assembled at any time, any place in the history of the universe. All those weapons left behind in Afghanistan will be used to kill Infidels. That box of machine-gun bullets will rip through your SUV someday, killing your wife, husband, son and daughter thanks to Biden and what is passing for our government at this time in its history.
“This is what I learned in the Navy: you do not, under any conceivable circumstances, follow what you consider to be an illegal order. Keeping my mouth shut and not criticizing the powers that be is, I consider, an illegal order. No, I will not throw the baby in the air and catch it with my bayonet; no, I will not fire on Trump supporters who are legally protesting a fraudulent election; and no, I will not give the Taliban weapons so they can use them to kill us.
“But this I will do: I will demand the resignation of each and every traitor, starting with Biden and then down the list, including each and every employee of the Department of Homeland Security, a government department that specializes in importing jihadists from every corner of the globe, and if you don’t believe me, then how come the FBI turned a blind eye on Ilhan Omar’s lying on her application for citizenship? If any of you thought that the FBI isn’t the enemy, you better think again, along with every government employee that accepts Biden as the Commander-in-Chief.
“The truth of the matter is that we don’t have a government, we have a collection of traitors who have their hands out for payment from Pakistan, China and, come to think of it, anybody with a buck. We have Lindsey Graham with his hands out; we have Nancy Pelosi with her hands out; we have Chuck Schumer and all the rest of the Trump-haters with their hands out, thanks to the busy, busy lobbyists on ‘K’ Street.
“I’m DISRESPECTING Biden and all the other creeps who think that we’re better off without our real president* in office; I’m DISRESPECTING everyone who bought into the ‘Russian Hoax’; I’m DISRESPECTING everyone who had a hand in giving the enemy the means to kill us, and that starts with the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
“Speaking about these stupid polls, if Americans are not 100% against Biden and the Joint Chiefs, I want to have a face-to-face with whomever escaped from the insane asylum and personally escort them back into their strait-jacket. If any American doesn’t want every American returned home, I’ll personally set them on the right road of belief. And if any American wants any Muslim in our country, or illegal immigrant, I’ll arrange for the Taliban to take them in, for real. I’ll pay for their one-way plane ticket to Kabul: again, for real.
“So what’s the bottom line? Will people admit their errors? Will Generals resign? Will Admirals quit in disgrace, or will we see the same old colossal mistakes, until even the lowest PFC tells the General, face-to-face, to at least show a little self-respect and go play the Gettysburg board game by yourself.
“Time to give it a rest before I say something that I may regert (spelling is correct). Goodnight.
“Good show. The Navy can shove it. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Real president: TRUMP; TRUMP; TRUMP.]