by Roving Reporter, ©2023  

(Feb. 4, 2023) — “Seven Nation Army” (4:31)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is an old friend who only stops by when he’s not off trekking in some jungle around the world. That’s right, we have one of our favorite professors here, none other than Professor Wert, our own ‘Indiana Jones.’ Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most- watched information show in its time slot.”

“Thank you. It’s really good to be back home but not as good as it used to be.”

“Why’s that?”

“Did you know that we live in an extremely violent country? That many of our cities are nothing but killing fields? We’re acting as crazy as the Muslims, killing each other. And not just in the big metropolitan cities like Chicago and St. Louis, but smaller ones as well like Madison, Wisconsin, and Sacramento, California. You want danger, just wait at the taxi line at any of our international airports.”

“We believe you. So how about telling us where you’ve been?”

“Germany, mostly, with a stop in Vancouver, Canada. I was in Germany to conduct some in-depth research on the Waffen-SS, Hitler’s private army that answered to no one but the Führer himself. They were a law unto themselves, circumventing any law, rule, or regulation; you name it, they did it.”

“But wasn’t the GESTAPO the bad guys?”

“Let me put it to you this way: the GESTAPO feared the Waffen-SS.”

“Oh, okay. I guess that puts things in perspective pretty quick. Excuse us while we pause for a quick commercial break.”

Piano Piece” (3:59)

“And we’re back with Professor Wert who just visited Canada. So, how are our neighbors to the north doing these days?”

“No so good, I’m sad to say. Used to be you could go to Canada where the reasonable people are, but no more. Not with the brain-damaged child in charge, Justin Trudeau. They sure had him pegged as a true believer in ‘free stuff,’ as if free stuff is really free, which it’s not and never will be. Somewhere down the line the Piper must be paid, whether by you or your kids and grandchildren. The thing with Trudeau is he doesn’t care, and as a consequence all of Canada must suffer. The truckers had it right: Trudeau was on the wrong side of history just as he is now.”

“You mean he’s actually that stupid? You mean he doesn’t realize that the ‘pandemic’ was a scam to ruin the economy of the United States? He doesn’t comprehend that the so-called vaccine isn’t a vaccine against anything? Doesn’t he see all the young people dying all over the world from ‘heart attacks,’ for cryin’ out loud? Where does he live, on Mars?”

“No, he believes in the Fake News. He’s so far gone as to not be able to tell the difference between truth or lies. He’s brain-dead. He is, in short, a puppet, as Biden is, dancing to whatever tune the Deep State plays, just as the PM of New Zealand, Chris Hipkins, does, and so many others. Look: the vaccine that is not a vaccine is nothing but the ‘Clot Shot,’ one jab away from death.”

“Seems to be a lot of stupid people in charge, doesn’t it, though?”

“You got that part right. Let’s break for a quick commercial, shall we?”

Roddy McCorley” (3:52)

“Lots of Chinese in Canada.”

“And add the ones already in the United States, you have a Field Army ready to create great mischief, so much as to damage the power grid, communications and transportation systems rendering the citizens of the United States helpless. So, who are we to rely on, the incompetent president and his crooked minions? The totally incompetent Joint Chiefs of Staff who swallowed hook, line and sinker the COVID vaccine and masks? Masks never worked. Chain- link fence vs. gnat. Give me a break.”

“So, getting back to Germany, what was that all about?”

“It started on Jan. 6, when I saw the cops kill innocent protesters who weren’t bothering anyone. Truth of the matter is that VP Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi were the real insurrectionists, but I doubt anybody cares enough to throw them in the Washington, DC gulag. Be that as it may, I went to Germany to see if I could learn how lawful citizens can allow themselves to be the criminal arm of their government.”

“Did you learn the cause?”

“Yes, matter of fact I did. Those who follow illegal orders are those who lack the self- confidence to make event-changing decisions, even to the point of committing crimes that they themselves would not do by themselves. The soldier would not normally set fire to an apartment building, but when ordered to do so they have no problem. The soldier would not shoot the mother holding the baby but wouldn’t hesitate if ordered. That’s one side.”

“And the other?”

“And it’s ‘the other’ is what they hire, the Capitol Police; the guards at the Washington, DC gulag.”

“You mean to tell me that they hire people that no one else would hire in a million years?”

“You bet because, just like the Waffen-SS, if you hire scum to start it makes the manipulation that much easier. Then you get your soldiers herding women and children into barns and burning them to death or herding them into large ditches and machine-gunning them; or at point-blank range shooting them in the neck; or beating them unconscious and then keep on beating them; or getting them down on the ground and then kicking them in the head. If you hire goons you have to expect goon behavior; it’s as simple as that.”

“And Congress?”

“Take Mitch McConnell: you elect a sleaze, you get a sleaze; Dick Durbin: you elect a complete idiot, you get exactly what you elected; Joe ‘Let’s go Brandon’ Biden? Kamala ‘Insane cackle’ Harris? Christopher Wray? Merrick Garland? Gavin Newsom? What the heck do you expect?”

“I guess not much.”

“And you don’t get much except a bunch of self-centered egotistical maniacs who only care for their bank accounts and themselves, and their bank accounts.”

“You mentioned ‘bank accounts’ twice.”

“So do they. Anyway, getting back to Hitler’s army, the Waffen-SS, I believe that our U.S. Capitol Police are operating under the same guidelines, which is none, no guidelines. A United States of America department operating above the law in our Capitol. Guess what? All over; the United States government is operating outside the law everywhere and they want our guns. Bottom line: All I can say is it’s too bad those who were murdered on Jan. 6 by the Capitol Police didn’t have the means to protect themselves.”

“So, what are you saying?”

“I’m saying be armed at all times to protect yourself from the goons of our land, be they in uniform or not. I’m saying that our military better get a move-on or we’ll all be speaking Chinese.”

“I understand that you are attempting to write children’s books; did I hear that correctly?”

“Right on. I’m writing one now about how Mile Pence became the Judas of our time.”

“A religious book?”

“Right on target again, Roving; good for you. Yes, I write about how the phrase, ‘Turn the other cheek’ in no way means you have to take it. I say give the other side the chance to behave correctly and if they still don’t get it, well, too bad for them, right?”

“Right, and that’s all the time we have for this episode of ‘Pulse.’

“Henry” (NoName_13, Pixabay, License)

“Excuse me, Roving, I’ve been away for awhile, right? So, what’s this I hear about Henry? Is he really running for president in 2024 for real?”

“All I know is that he said he would like to run but may have a conflict of interest because, you know, he’s still Zyklon’s ambassador for I don’t know how many more years, a couple, I’m sure.”

“What do you know about his platform on the Capitol Police?”

“He knows that they are operating outside the law; how knows that they are as crooked as the judges who issued the orders to arrest and incarcerate the innocent Jan 6 protesters, and he knows that we have the God given right to protect yourself from the goons of the world.”

“Works for me.”

“And that’s it for this episode of ‘Pulse’. We like to thank our featured guest, Professor Wert, for this informative exchange and so, on behalf of Professor Wert, this is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

Go Away Little Girl” (2:16)

Roving Reporter

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  1. Waffles SS or armed SS were foreigners and conscripts.
    They weren’t part of the original SS which was primarily the protectors of the party at its origins.
    The Nazi party and Hitler were always primed by violence from the beginning to the end.
    Perhaps no more fitting comment than Matthew 52: 26, the proverb said by Jesus paraphrased into the idiom, Those that live by the sword shall die by the sword.