Misadventure in Somalia and We Get Ilhan Omar (RR)

Misadventure in Somalia and We Get Ilhan Omar (RR)

“DESPICABLE POLITICIANS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your information center of what we know as the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host broadcasting from Professor Zorkophsky’s office here at the university. As many of you know, […]

“Be Careful, Son” (RR)

“Be Careful, Son” (RR)

“DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 22, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that just lays it out for all to see and for all to decide: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’m […]

“Unhinged” is Just Too Nice of Word (RR)

“Unhinged” is Just Too Nice of Word (RR)

“THE WHOLE WORLD ISN’T FAIR” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for your brain to take a break from the chaos that surrounds us all. Going through the mail the other day, I came across a letter accusing […]

I’m Sorry; This is a Family Show (RR)

I’m Sorry; This is a Family Show (RR)

“WHO CAN YOU TRUST?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 14, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the fix your brain needs to stay afloat. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host while we’re here at the entrance of one […]

In the Dimension of Reality (RR)

In the Dimension of Reality (RR)

“RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 29, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ being broadcast from Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium in the heart of Cassadaga, FL. Hello, my name is Roving and with me here is our guide to […]

Sneak Preview of “The Dandelion War” (RR)

Sneak Preview of “The Dandelion War” (RR)

“UNLAWFUL ORDERS” by OPOVV, ©2019   (Apr. 26, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Pastor Dunkin’s church down here on Hawthorn Street, and boy, do we ever have a treat for you. With me here is the co-author, the General, to lay the groundwork for this evening’s entertainment.” “I’m sorry, Roving, […]

The People Speak! (RR)

The People Speak! (RR)

“MOB RULE IS A DANGEROUS GAME” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 14, 2019) — “I’ve had it! Our government is no better than Sweden’s or any of the other idiot politicians who lord over the safety of their citizens that allow for the Muslim invasion.” “Hold it right there. You just can’t start speaking until you’ve […]

Difference Between Spying & Surveilling (RR)

Difference Between Spying & Surveilling (RR)

DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 12, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ an excuse to give your brain recess-time from a hectic day. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re standing on a corner in the suburbs, […]

What Happened to Us? (RR)

What Happened to Us? (RR)

“STAY SAFE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the entertaining information show that’s sure to keep your attention. Roving here, back on our corner, waiting to waylay unsuspecting commuters on their way to the big city, and here comes one now. […]

Onward Christian Soldiers (RR)

Onward Christian Soldiers (RR)

“EITHER WE SURVIVE…OR WE DON’T” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 28, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another respite for your constantly-attacked center of being: what makes you you. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re on our way to the farm of Mr. K, about 30 miles […]

Book Review: “The Dandelion War” (RR)

Book Review: “The Dandelion War” (RR)

“WEEDING THE YARDS ACROSS AMERICA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 14, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the oasis of the truth, one of the last vestiges of clear and concise interpretation of the news. Today we’re interviewing Professor Zorkophsky on his new best-seller that’s already being bid by Hollywood for the […]

Ideology vs. Economic Model (RR)

Ideology vs. Economic Model (RR)

“OIL AND WATER” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 13, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the most popular show of its genera in its time slot. Our editor keeps bugging us to answer the mail but, as I’m sure you’re all aware, we just don’t have the […]

Anti-Semitism on Parade––Everything Old is New Again

Anti-Semitism on Parade––Everything Old is New Again

“LEAVE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY OF HATE” by Joan Swirsky, ©2019 (Mar. 13, 2019) — “…the Democrats have become an anti-Israel party. They’ve become an anti-Jewish party.” President Donald J. Trump “…the chickens of the Democratic Party are coming home to roost…maybe then they will also realize that anti-Semitism, like most cancers, is fatal unless it’s […]

You Want Funny?

You Want Funny?

ON THE “MID-WATCH” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 27, 2019) — It’s a typical boring night on guard duty at a good-for-nothing post in Afghanistan. “Want to hear a joke?” “Not now; besides, you don’t tell jokes: all you do is think you’re making intellectual comments that aren’t funny. Tell the truth, I’m tired of it.” […]

Medical Jihad Means Death to the Patient

Medical Jihad Means Death to the Patient

“SILENCE IS NO LONGER AN OPTION” by Linda Goudsmit, ©2019, blogging at Pundicity (Jan. 16, 2019) — Islam has been at war with competing ideologies since the time of Muhammad. The objective was and continues to be the establishment of a worldwide Islamic caliphate. In 1928, after the collapse of the Ottoman Empire, Egyptian cleric Hassan […]

Islamist Terrorist Attacks in Kenya, Syria Kill Americans

Islamist Terrorist Attacks in Kenya, Syria Kill Americans

ARE AL QAEDA AND ISIS REALLY DEFEATED? by Sharon Rondeau (Jan. 16, 2019) — A terrorist attack on a hotel in Nairobi, Kenya was carried out Monday by the Al Qaeda affiliate Al Shabab, killing 15 people, including an American citizen, according to multiple sources. The New York Post reported Wednesday that the American killed […]

Meet Ezra, Roving’s Replacement (RR)

Meet Ezra, Roving’s Replacement (RR)

“WE WOULDN’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY…” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ It seems our sponsors aren’t pleased with my constant criticism of Islam, even as more and more Muslims invade the sanctuaries of peace-loving Jews and Christians. I’ve been told […]

The American Etiquette (RR)

The American Etiquette (RR)

“THE NEW NORMAL” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 30, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that says that illegal immigrants are one of the real-honest-to-goodness lowlifes that we have in our country. There are places where simpletons hide — in the recesses of their minds — which believe in the […]

Letters to Roving (RR)

Letters to Roving (RR)

THE PERILS OF MUELLER, DRUGS, ILLEGAL ALIENS, RADICAL ISLAM by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 1, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual ‘Letter-Reading’ episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving and we received so much mail this year that we just didn’t have the time to get […]

Spill the Beans (RR)

Spill the Beans (RR)

“PLAYING POLITICS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 26, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place to put your mind at rest. We like to think that we bring a little bit of mental recess to you folks watching us on TV and to those of you who read the transcript of […]

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