“TRUMP’S MONEYMAN” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 12, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your fact-filled show that, ‘If you hear it here you don’t need to hear it anywhere else.’ Hello, I’m Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), back on our beat, under […]
“BUT WILL THEY LISTEN?” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 9, 2020) — “So what’s the skinny*?” “Which version do you want?” “What you got?” “The Navy version; the pretend version; the ‘sounds-good’ version; the believable version; or my version.” “What’s your version based on?” “All the above plus a few comments; a little editorializing; what I […]
“IT SEEMS AS IF IT NEVER ENDS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 5, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where the truth is exposed for exactly what it is: the truth. If you’re watching us on the idiot box, you’ll recognize that we’re in the office of […]
“WE’RE NOT OUT OF HERE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 1, 2020) — “Now what?” “Do you want me to sugarcoat it, or would you want it without the icing and party favors; the innuendos and suggestions; the glossing-over; the foreign words interjected to make me sound superior and you not smart enough to understand what […]
“DIRE PREDICTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 31, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Madam Shylock‘s Fortune-Telling Emporium, located in Cassadaga, Florida, the land of the Spanish moss. So our editor took pity on us hard-working stiffs and sent us down for a couple of days in the sun, a break from the grey […]
“AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 24, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Christmas Party 2019 where we’re celebrating on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the train station. You say I jest? Not so, because, just around the corner, Chief New Leaf parked […]
“WE CODDLE THE CRIMINALS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 13, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop to hear the truth and nothing but. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and will be the host where I interview the people on their way to the […]
“FOR OVER 1,400 YEARS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 8, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that lets you know what’s bugging your neighbors these days. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our format, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), […]
“AN INVADING ARMY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where you’re sure to find the answers you’re looking for. Hello, I’m Mr. Roving, the host of ‘Pulse.’ Sitting to my right is Professor Zorkophsky and on my left is Chief New Leaf who just stopped […]
“GETTING THE MESSAGE ACROSS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another memorable episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ one of the places where you’re sure to be amazed at how utterly things have spiraled out-of-control since…when? And that’s what we’re going to find out: when […]
AND PREVENT LEAKS by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 29, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where we get to learn what’s bugging our neighbors. Hello, I’m Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re back on our corner, under the awning, about to waylay commuters […]
“ON THE SAME PAGE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re broadcasting from the bookstore across the street from our empty baseball stadium. We’re waiting for Madam Shylock to hawk her new book, ‘The Past, Present and Future of Socialism; […]
“THE FACTS SPEAK OTHERWISE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a daily broadcast of current events. Nowadays we have more readers than viewers, and we’re sad to see cable and satellite providers drop us from their lineup, but, all the same, […]
“JOIN ME IN NEVER FORGETTING” September 11, 2019 Dear Friends and Colleagues: Today is a time for somber remembrance of fateful terror events that changed our nation……for a while. On the ‘Today Show” this morning, they made mention of the terror attack and the heroic deeds of the first responders in New York and D.C. […]
“SUBMISSION TO TYRANNY” by Bob Russell, ©2019 (Sep. 2, 2019) — I just read a story on the Sons of Liberty site about a man named “Reverend” William Barber, a leftist hypocrite who calls himself “a man of God” and claims the Holy Bible “promotes socialism.” This is the same type of blasphemy spouted by […]
“DON’T TALK ABOUT IT; JUST DO IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 20, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your respite from channel-surfing or browsing through the Net. Hello, my name is Roving, and I’ll be your host as we interview Professor Zorkophsky on his latest bestseller, ‘You […]
“THE SOUL OF OUR COUNTRY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we state the obvious because few do. That’s right: when we say that Islam is a woman’s worst nightmare; that Muslim men believe that it’s their right to beat, […]
“WE’RE GOING DOWN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual company picnic. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll take you around and introduce the folks, the people who make up the ‘Pulse’ family. Chief New Leaf has lakefront property in Wisconsin, just over the […]
“NO QUESTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where we straighten out any ambiguities that seem to exist, or any of the fakeness that does exist, specifically about that media’s fawning over Michelle Obama as if she’s a person of interest (which she is […]
“DON’T LET FACTS CLOUD THE ISSUE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a place where you can rely on opinions based on fact and not something that we paid for from an untrusted person in England; statements based on real life […]