You Want Funny?

You Want Funny?

ON THE “MID-WATCH” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 27, 2019) — It’s a typical boring night on guard duty at a good-for-nothing post in Afghanistan. “Want to hear a joke?” “Not now; besides, you don’t tell jokes: all you do is think you’re making intellectual comments that aren’t funny. Tell the truth, I’m tired of it.” […]

Medical Jihad Means Death to the Patient

Medical Jihad Means Death to the Patient

“SILENCE IS NO LONGER AN OPTION” by Linda Goudsmit, ©2019, blogging at Pundicity (Jan. 16, 2019) — Islam has been at war with competing ideologies since the time of Muhammad. The objective was and continues to be the establishment of a worldwide Islamic caliphate. In 1928, after the collapse of the Ottoman Empire, Egyptian cleric Hassan […]

Islamist Terrorist Attacks in Kenya, Syria Kill Americans

Islamist Terrorist Attacks in Kenya, Syria Kill Americans

ARE AL QAEDA AND ISIS REALLY DEFEATED? by Sharon Rondeau (Jan. 16, 2019) — A terrorist attack on a hotel in Nairobi, Kenya was carried out Monday by the Al Qaeda affiliate Al Shabab, killing 15 people, including an American citizen, according to multiple sources. The New York Post reported Wednesday that the American killed […]

Meet Ezra, Roving’s Replacement (RR)

Meet Ezra, Roving’s Replacement (RR)

“WE WOULDN’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY…” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ It seems our sponsors aren’t pleased with my constant criticism of Islam, even as more and more Muslims invade the sanctuaries of peace-loving Jews and Christians. I’ve been told […]

The American Etiquette (RR)

The American Etiquette (RR)

“THE NEW NORMAL” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 30, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that says that illegal immigrants are one of the real-honest-to-goodness lowlifes that we have in our country. There are places where simpletons hide — in the recesses of their minds — which believe in the […]

Letters to Roving (RR)

Letters to Roving (RR)

THE PERILS OF MUELLER, DRUGS, ILLEGAL ALIENS, RADICAL ISLAM by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 1, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual ‘Letter-Reading’ episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving and we received so much mail this year that we just didn’t have the time to get […]

Spill the Beans (RR)

Spill the Beans (RR)

“PLAYING POLITICS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 26, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place to put your mind at rest. We like to think that we bring a little bit of mental recess to you folks watching us on TV and to those of you who read the transcript of […]

Professor Zorkophsky’s “A Socialist Primer” (RR)

Professor Zorkophsky’s “A Socialist Primer” (RR)

“AFRAID TO SPEAK THE TRUTH” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 25, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and we’ll be interviewing Professor Zorkophsky about his new textbook, ‘A Socialist Primer:  An Idiot’s Guide to Failure.’ Hello, Professor, and welcome […]

The Day the USA Stood Still (RR)

The Day the USA Stood Still (RR)

“EVERY AMERICAN VALUE WE HOLD DEAR” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 6, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another installment of exciting shows, of which we’ve had our fair share. That’s right, you’re watching ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show when, if we’re wrong, we’ll tell you as soon […]

Prof. Zorkophsky Reveals Why We’re Failing (RR)

Prof. Zorkophsky Reveals Why We’re Failing (RR)

THE CONSTITUTION REPLACED? by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 15, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to ’The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that gives you the truth and if you can’t take it, well, now, what can we say except we do the best we can and the rest is up […]

In Tune or Outta Tune (RR)

In Tune or Outta Tune (RR)

“KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 11, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ seemingly the last vestige of genuine ‘what-it-is’ in the world today. Hello, my name is Roving and…what in the world do we have here? No kidding; it’s that retired General who pushes his […]

Creepy Ellison Means Creeping Sharia

Creepy Ellison Means Creeping Sharia

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE “PARTY OF JFK?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 24, 2018) —“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that’s sure to make you feel good about yourself because you made the effort to spend the time to be informed with the truth and not having […]

Where Were You on 9/11?

Where Were You on 9/11?

AND WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED? by Sharon Rondeau (Sep. 11, 2018) — I recall that on the morning of September 11, 2001, I had a medical appointment, and it was there that I learned from the practitioner that “Our country is under attack right now.” I had not spent time on the Internet or watched […]

Gee, I Wonder What the Motive Was

Gee, I Wonder What the Motive Was

“WORKPLACE VIOLENCE?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your source for nothing but the truth. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter, and I’ll be your host for this special edition of ‘Pulse.’ For you long-time viewers, […]

“Hey, Boats”

“Hey, Boats”

“THE NAVY KNOWS BEST” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 1, 2018) — “Hey, Boats, what’s the skinny?” asked Marvin, a 20-year-old from the Midwest who wouldn’t know an Admiral’s barge from a pirogue. “Not much, except to stay on your toes,” came the reply of someone who had it up to here babysitting a bunch of Boots. […]

NFL: The National Felon League

NFL:  The National Felon League

WHAT IS “THE PLAN?” by Oscar Y. Harward, ©2018 (Aug. 10, 2018) — Left-wing National Football League players and leaders are showing up again as the left-wing National Felon League. It is sad that many NFL players have chosen un-American in choosing to reject our National Anthem, a symbol of the American flag.  The NFL […]

Reality Check Time II

Reality Check Time II

“BEYOND BELIEF” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 8, 2018) — “O Exalted One, we’re approaching the vicinity of Earth; what is your pleasure?” “What do you say we swoop down and see what our secret agent, Henry the Talking Frog, says? He’s the one who lives in the pond across the street from ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium’ […]

Roving at Large (RR)

Roving at Large (RR)

“A LACK OF DIRECTION” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jun. 3, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show on the idiot box that purveys nothing but the truth, or a close proximity so to allow us to get away with, actually, quite a bit. For some […]

The PC Police Are Doing Us In (RR)

The PC Police Are Doing Us In (RR)

“A VILE ATTACK ON OUR CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 30, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one place where you’re sure to get the straight skinny. That’s right, the real behind-the-scenes truth and not some made-up ‘Aren’t I better than everybody else?’ malarkey drivel. Hello, […]

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