ON THE “MID-WATCH” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 27, 2019) — It’s a typical boring night on guard duty at a good-for-nothing post in Afghanistan. “Want to hear a joke?” “Not now; besides, you don’t tell jokes: all you do is think you’re making intellectual comments that aren’t funny. Tell the truth, I’m tired of it.” […]
“SILENCE IS NO LONGER AN OPTION” by Linda Goudsmit, ©2019, blogging at Pundicity (Jan. 16, 2019) — Islam has been at war with competing ideologies since the time of Muhammad. The objective was and continues to be the establishment of a worldwide Islamic caliphate. In 1928, after the collapse of the Ottoman Empire, Egyptian cleric Hassan […]
ARE AL QAEDA AND ISIS REALLY DEFEATED? by Sharon Rondeau (Jan. 16, 2019) — A terrorist attack on a hotel in Nairobi, Kenya was carried out Monday by the Al Qaeda affiliate Al Shabab, killing 15 people, including an American citizen, according to multiple sources. The New York Post reported Wednesday that the American killed […]
“WE WOULDN’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY…” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ It seems our sponsors aren’t pleased with my constant criticism of Islam, even as more and more Muslims invade the sanctuaries of peace-loving Jews and Christians. I’ve been told […]
“THE NEW NORMAL” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 30, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that says that illegal immigrants are one of the real-honest-to-goodness lowlifes that we have in our country. There are places where simpletons hide — in the recesses of their minds — which believe in the […]
THE PERILS OF MUELLER, DRUGS, ILLEGAL ALIENS, RADICAL ISLAM by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 1, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual ‘Letter-Reading’ episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving and we received so much mail this year that we just didn’t have the time to get […]
“PLAYING POLITICS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 26, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place to put your mind at rest. We like to think that we bring a little bit of mental recess to you folks watching us on TV and to those of you who read the transcript of […]
“AFRAID TO SPEAK THE TRUTH” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 25, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and we’ll be interviewing Professor Zorkophsky about his new textbook, ‘A Socialist Primer: An Idiot’s Guide to Failure.’ Hello, Professor, and welcome […]
“WHAT WAS WRONG CAN BE PUT RIGHT” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 21, 2018) — “How do I turn this on? This? Slide it forward? It is forward. Oh, then I guess it’s on. Okay, I might as well start by introducing myself: I’m Professor Wert and, as you can see, we’re just cleaning up from a sandstorm […]
“EVERY AMERICAN VALUE WE HOLD DEAR” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 6, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another installment of exciting shows, of which we’ve had our fair share. That’s right, you’re watching ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show when, if we’re wrong, we’ll tell you as soon […]
THE CONSTITUTION REPLACED? by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 15, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to ’The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that gives you the truth and if you can’t take it, well, now, what can we say except we do the best we can and the rest is up […]
“KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 11, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ seemingly the last vestige of genuine ‘what-it-is’ in the world today. Hello, my name is Roving and…what in the world do we have here? No kidding; it’s that retired General who pushes his […]
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE “PARTY OF JFK?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 24, 2018) —“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that’s sure to make you feel good about yourself because you made the effort to spend the time to be informed with the truth and not having […]
AND WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED? by Sharon Rondeau (Sep. 11, 2018) — I recall that on the morning of September 11, 2001, I had a medical appointment, and it was there that I learned from the practitioner that “Our country is under attack right now.” I had not spent time on the Internet or watched […]
“WORKPLACE VIOLENCE?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your source for nothing but the truth. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter, and I’ll be your host for this special edition of ‘Pulse.’ For you long-time viewers, […]
“THE NAVY KNOWS BEST” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 1, 2018) — “Hey, Boats, what’s the skinny?” asked Marvin, a 20-year-old from the Midwest who wouldn’t know an Admiral’s barge from a pirogue. “Not much, except to stay on your toes,” came the reply of someone who had it up to here babysitting a bunch of Boots. […]
WHAT IS “THE PLAN?” by Oscar Y. Harward, ©2018 (Aug. 10, 2018) — Left-wing National Football League players and leaders are showing up again as the left-wing National Felon League. It is sad that many NFL players have chosen un-American in choosing to reject our National Anthem, a symbol of the American flag. The NFL […]
“BEYOND BELIEF” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 8, 2018) — “O Exalted One, we’re approaching the vicinity of Earth; what is your pleasure?” “What do you say we swoop down and see what our secret agent, Henry the Talking Frog, says? He’s the one who lives in the pond across the street from ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium’ […]
“A LACK OF DIRECTION” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jun. 3, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show on the idiot box that purveys nothing but the truth, or a close proximity so to allow us to get away with, actually, quite a bit. For some […]
“A VILE ATTACK ON OUR CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 30, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one place where you’re sure to get the straight skinny. That’s right, the real behind-the-scenes truth and not some made-up ‘Aren’t I better than everybody else?’ malarkey drivel. Hello, […]