“DON’T TALK ABOUT IT; JUST DO IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 20, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your respite from channel-surfing or browsing through the Net. Hello, my name is Roving, and I’ll be your host as we interview Professor Zorkophsky on his latest bestseller, ‘You […]
“THE SOUL OF OUR COUNTRY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we state the obvious because few do. That’s right: when we say that Islam is a woman’s worst nightmare; that Muslim men believe that it’s their right to beat, […]
“WE’RE GOING DOWN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual company picnic. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll take you around and introduce the folks, the people who make up the ‘Pulse’ family. Chief New Leaf has lakefront property in Wisconsin, just over the […]
“NO QUESTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where we straighten out any ambiguities that seem to exist, or any of the fakeness that does exist, specifically about that media’s fawning over Michelle Obama as if she’s a person of interest (which she is […]
“DON’T LET FACTS CLOUD THE ISSUE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a place where you can rely on opinions based on fact and not something that we paid for from an untrusted person in England; statements based on real life […]
“WHATEVER SHE SAYS IT IS“ by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one place that you can go to for reliable information about every subject under the sun, and then some. Face it: somewhere out there is an asteroid with our name […]
“WHAT ARE OUR CHANCES?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 3, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ an important and informative news program that’s talked about at the water cooler the next day. Hello, my name is Roving, your typical underpaid reporter just doing his best. When I […]
“THOU SHALT NOT STEAL” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jun. 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ being broadcast from Bishop Dunkin’s church on Hawthorn Street. We’ve been invited to hear the sermon on ‘The True Meaning of Hypocrisy.’ Hello, my name is Roving and the crew and […]
“DESPICABLE POLITICIANS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your information center of what we know as the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host broadcasting from Professor Zorkophsky’s office here at the university. As many of you know, […]
“DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 22, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that just lays it out for all to see and for all to decide: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’m […]
“THE WHOLE WORLD ISN’T FAIR” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for your brain to take a break from the chaos that surrounds us all. Going through the mail the other day, I came across a letter accusing […]
“WHO CAN YOU TRUST?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 14, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the fix your brain needs to stay afloat. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host while we’re here at the entrance of one […]
“RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 29, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ being broadcast from Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium in the heart of Cassadaga, FL. Hello, my name is Roving and with me here is our guide to […]
“UNLAWFUL ORDERS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 26, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Pastor Dunkin’s church down here on Hawthorn Street, and boy, do we ever have a treat for you. With me here is the co-author, the General, to lay the groundwork for this evening’s entertainment.” “I’m sorry, Roving, […]
“MOB RULE IS A DANGEROUS GAME” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 14, 2019) — “I’ve had it! Our government is no better than Sweden’s or any of the other idiot politicians who lord over the safety of their citizens that allow for the Muslim invasion.” “Hold it right there. You just can’t start speaking until you’ve […]
DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 12, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ an excuse to give your brain recess-time from a hectic day. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re standing on a corner in the suburbs, […]
“STAY SAFE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the entertaining information show that’s sure to keep your attention. Roving here, back on our corner, waiting to waylay unsuspecting commuters on their way to the big city, and here comes one now. […]
“EITHER WE SURVIVE…OR WE DON’T” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 28, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another respite for your constantly-attacked center of being: what makes you you. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re on our way to the farm of Mr. K, about 30 miles […]
“WEEDING THE YARDS ACROSS AMERICA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 14, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the oasis of the truth, one of the last vestiges of clear and concise interpretation of the news. Today we’re interviewing Professor Zorkophsky on his new best-seller that’s already being bid by Hollywood for the […]
“OIL AND WATER” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 13, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the most popular show of its genera in its time slot. Our editor keeps bugging us to answer the mail but, as I’m sure you’re all aware, we just don’t have the […]