“AN INVADING ARMY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where you’re sure to find the answers you’re looking for. Hello, I’m Mr. Roving, the host of ‘Pulse.’ Sitting to my right is Professor Zorkophsky and on my left is Chief New Leaf who just stopped […]
“GETTING THE MESSAGE ACROSS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another memorable episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ one of the places where you’re sure to be amazed at how utterly things have spiraled out-of-control since…when? And that’s what we’re going to find out: when […]
AND PREVENT LEAKS by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 29, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where we get to learn what’s bugging our neighbors. Hello, I’m Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re back on our corner, under the awning, about to waylay commuters […]
“ON THE SAME PAGE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re broadcasting from the bookstore across the street from our empty baseball stadium. We’re waiting for Madam Shylock to hawk her new book, ‘The Past, Present and Future of Socialism; […]
“THE FACTS SPEAK OTHERWISE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a daily broadcast of current events. Nowadays we have more readers than viewers, and we’re sad to see cable and satellite providers drop us from their lineup, but, all the same, […]
“JOIN ME IN NEVER FORGETTING” September 11, 2019 Dear Friends and Colleagues: Today is a time for somber remembrance of fateful terror events that changed our nation……for a while. On the ‘Today Show” this morning, they made mention of the terror attack and the heroic deeds of the first responders in New York and D.C. […]
“SUBMISSION TO TYRANNY” by Bob Russell, ©2019 (Sep. 2, 2019) — I just read a story on the Sons of Liberty site about a man named “Reverend” William Barber, a leftist hypocrite who calls himself “a man of God” and claims the Holy Bible “promotes socialism.” This is the same type of blasphemy spouted by […]
“DON’T TALK ABOUT IT; JUST DO IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 20, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your respite from channel-surfing or browsing through the Net. Hello, my name is Roving, and I’ll be your host as we interview Professor Zorkophsky on his latest bestseller, ‘You […]
“THE SOUL OF OUR COUNTRY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we state the obvious because few do. That’s right: when we say that Islam is a woman’s worst nightmare; that Muslim men believe that it’s their right to beat, […]
“WE’RE GOING DOWN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual company picnic. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll take you around and introduce the folks, the people who make up the ‘Pulse’ family. Chief New Leaf has lakefront property in Wisconsin, just over the […]
“NO QUESTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where we straighten out any ambiguities that seem to exist, or any of the fakeness that does exist, specifically about that media’s fawning over Michelle Obama as if she’s a person of interest (which she is […]
“DON’T LET FACTS CLOUD THE ISSUE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a place where you can rely on opinions based on fact and not something that we paid for from an untrusted person in England; statements based on real life […]
“WHATEVER SHE SAYS IT IS“ by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one place that you can go to for reliable information about every subject under the sun, and then some. Face it: somewhere out there is an asteroid with our name […]
“WHAT ARE OUR CHANCES?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 3, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ an important and informative news program that’s talked about at the water cooler the next day. Hello, my name is Roving, your typical underpaid reporter just doing his best. When I […]
“THOU SHALT NOT STEAL” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jun. 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ being broadcast from Bishop Dunkin’s church on Hawthorn Street. We’ve been invited to hear the sermon on ‘The True Meaning of Hypocrisy.’ Hello, my name is Roving and the crew and […]
“DESPICABLE POLITICIANS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 27, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your information center of what we know as the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host broadcasting from Professor Zorkophsky’s office here at the university. As many of you know, […]
“DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 22, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that just lays it out for all to see and for all to decide: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’m […]
“THE WHOLE WORLD ISN’T FAIR” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for your brain to take a break from the chaos that surrounds us all. Going through the mail the other day, I came across a letter accusing […]
“WHO CAN YOU TRUST?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 14, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the fix your brain needs to stay afloat. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host while we’re here at the entrance of one […]
“RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 29, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ being broadcast from Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium in the heart of Cassadaga, FL. Hello, my name is Roving and with me here is our guide to […]