“A REAL GRASSROOTS ANTI-AMERICAN PROBLEM”
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020
(Sep. 6, 2020) — “Habanera” (4:28)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Scheduled was an interview with a prominent rabbi but, after talking with him for a couple of minutes, we realized he was a raving Dem so no deal. We allow people over-the-edge on ‘Pulse,’ but we draw the line on cases we deem too far gone; too much out there; and too, let’s face it, darn stupid to ever see reason, recognize reason, or treat reason to the point of negating it as a baseline for any meaningful dialog between two opposing views.
“I’ll give you a for-instance: for instance, I believe in the Constitution, just the way it’s written, while the over-the-edge crowd seems to focus on imagined hurdles in the word ‘equal,’ as in a Christian woman having equal rights over a fender-bender with a Muslim man.
“Today we are in Boulder City, NV, to visit the grave of a very near and dear old friend at the Veterans’ Cemetery and as we were leaving we came across Mr. and Mrs. Greenly from El Cajon, CA, who had a rather interesting story to tell. Go ahead and tell our listeners and readers your story.”
“Do you want me to tell it or should you tell it?”
“I think I can tell it better than you; you make something so simple utterly confusing. You can be describing how to make a biscuit and they think you’re talking about the history of bamboo scaffolding. I’ll be doing the talking, Professor.”
“Please, call me ‘Zork’ since we’re not in my office, Mr. Greenly, my former office, that is no longer safe because it’s in Cook County.”
“Oh, that’s too bad.”
“You tellin’ me.”
“Our son is here. He was always interested in mosquitoes, for some odd reason. He said he could understand their language; he even went to university to study them – mosquitoes – and he became a Ph.D., he did; wrote a book titled ‘The Communication Skills of Your Average Mosquito.’”
“Wait a minute; hold on. We don’t allow no nuts on ‘Pulse.’”
“No, no. It is not us who are nuts; it’s the Army. You see, they hired him to see if they could use mosquitoes to spy on the enemy.”
“Why, that’s nuts.”
“It wouldn’t be if it weren’t true, but it is. The downside is that there are no bilingual mosquitoes, although they like the same music.”
“I’m almost afraid to ask; no, make that I am afraid to ask, but what kind of music do they like?”
“Who?”
“Mosquitoes. What kind of music do mosquitoes like?”
“Anything with a harmonica in it, especially the Blues.”
“I knew it; I should’ve listened to myself. Why do mosquitoes like the harmonica?”
“Because of the buzzing.”
“Okay; ask a stupid question.”
“I got another one for you: what is the difference between ISIS destroying Palmyra and BLM toppling statues?”
“I say pretty close to being the same, is what I’d say.”
“And you’d be right. Look, it is the Left who is importing millions of Muslims into Europe and America, not the law-abiding Conservatives. It is the Left that wants to curtail free speech and equal rights for women. Let me ask you a question.”
“Go ahead.”
“Have you ever, just once, heard of NOW, the National Organization for Women, condemning child marriage, ‘honor killings’ or FGM‘s? Have you ever, even once, heard them condemn illegal voting? Makes one reach the conclusion that NOW and the SPLC, Southern Poverty Law Center, are one and the same.”
“And throw in MSM, Main Stream Media, and the Dems, Democrats, and we’ve got a real grassroots anti-American problem right here on our doorstep, thanks to millions of really hateful and stupid people. Only a fool would give up their rights.”
“And we have a heck of a lot of fools.”
“Well-said, and thank you for talking with us. So the BLM, ANTIFA, NOW, SPLC, DEMS and ISIS are one and the same, each sharing the same modus opernandi and goals, which bodes an ill wind for Americans: ‘Goodnight.’ Hey, you guys are ready for a burger: my treat.”
“Fools Rush In” (2:42)