by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(May 31, 2024) —“Are You Sincere” (2:00)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is none other than our very own renowned world traveler, Professor Wert. Welcome back home, Professor, and where are you back from this time?”
“From the darkest parts of Africa which aren’t dark any more; they’re red, blood-red because that’s what they’re covered with. Just as Los Angeles could be covered with police outlines of murdered bodies, Africa could be covered with the blood of everyday Muslim atrocities.”
“My goodness, man, it can’t be as bad as you say. Surely you exaggerate.”
“If at all, I have diminished respect for the youngsters who are watching and who will read the transcript of this episode of ‘Pulse.’ They, the Muslim horde, are getting bolder and swarming like bees, you could say.”
“Why is that?”
“Stolen election, plain and simple. The arch-Muslim, Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, is the Puppet Master, controlling not only the Executive branch of the government, but the Pentagon as well; you know the ‘vaccinated*’ and DEI-instructed ‘Tutu Warriors.’”
“Israel will not go down.”
“No, I don’t suppose it will, but if they act like the Democratic mayors of our sanctuary cities, with high crime and strict anti-Second Amendment illegal laws, it certainly may. You know, some of those frightened concert partygoers on October 7 hid for 7 hours before any kind of help arrived.”
“And they all should have been armed; at least every girl should have had a lightweight .357 Magnum revolver in her purse.”
“As every girl in America should, but isn’t, even today.”
“Unbelievable.”
“But true. I see a commercial about to start.”
“Mojave Dream” (4:18)
“And we’re back with our featured guest, Professor Wert. You have any more?”
“Couple of weeks ago I ran across Chief New Leaf, and we got to talking about our nanny government, about the unelected bureaucrats running our lives. He mentioned the restricted areas in the Grand Canyon, citing ‘Ancient Indian Burial Grounds’ as a big lie.”
“You mean the Indians don’t regard the Grand Canyon as a sacred place?”
“Well, they wouldn’t want it paved over and made into a parking lot.”
“So there’s no need for any restricted zones?”
“None whatsoever.”
“So what’s the excuse?”
“In one word: hieroglyphs.”
“You mean Egyptian? In the Grand Canyon? Wow.”
“Exactly. But here’s the point: our intrusive government is inept beyond human comprehension. I mean, bunch of rats living in a maze, so what’s the point of burning down the maze?”
“You’re talking about Muslims now, aren’t you? I’m sick of talking about them, everyday killings all over the place. It’ll never end, will it? The Jews will fire pea shooters and then after a while, it’ll start up all over again. I say enough is enough.”
“There are very few Jews in Africa, but that’s where most of the killings are; isn’t that right?”
“True, any non-believer is a target. But in Africa and most other places in the world, Christians are a target, and the most desirable targets are Americans. We have millions of jihadists just itching for the go-ahead to maim and murder at will. Terror attacks are imminent, everywhere, and all because of the stolen election.”
“Time for one more last word.”
“After Trump’s guilty verdict, I must say that I’m ashamed to have served in the United States military, that I put my life on the line for politicians to get kickbacks from Ukraine, that Taiwan and Israel are being thrown under the bus, and that I had PTSD-inspired nightmares for 17 years. America is no longer my country. I no longer have a country; my country was stolen by Dems and RINOs. The chances of Trump naming Henry as the frog in charge of deporting Muslims are slim, maybe 20,000,000:1. Henry says he will rid the United States of every Muslim by 2026. I, for one, believe Henry because I know, for a fact, that frogs never lie, ever-ever-ever. That’s it.”
“Sad day for the ‘Beacon of Freedom,’ so much so one could say that the beacon has been almost extinguished. Goodnight.”
“Don’t Be Cruel” (2:03)
Roving Reporter