by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Jul. 15, 2023) — “Get Ready” (2:45)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we are immensely honored to have one of the more interesting personalities to grace our show, Henry, the talking frog.”
“Excuse me, Roving, could you please dispense with the ‘talking frog’ bit? It sounds so ‘carnival’ and connotes ‘midways’ and ‘cotton candy.’ Could you do that?”
“Yes, I think I can.”
“Prove it.”
“You want me to re-introduce you?”
“You would for Trump — “81 Million Votes, My A**” (3:13).
“Yes, I suppose I would. Very well: today’s guest is Henry, the leader of the ‘Hopping Mad Political Party’; will that work for you?”
“Very good, Roving.”
“Okay, then; tell us what your political party stands for, please.”
“Same as MAGA but with a difference, and that is we frogs stick together, is all I’m trying to say, like the Dems do, but we’re not nuts like they most certainly are.”
“Prove it.”
“If you’re a Dem you’re for open borders. If you’re a Dem you’re for human trafficking and pedophilia. If you’re a Dem you’re for Fentanyl. If you’re a Dem, you support sending money to the NAZIs in Ukraine. If you’re a Dem, you don’t believe that men are men and women are women and queers in the military don’t bother you or women on submarines or capital ships. If you’re a Dem, you don’t respect honest elections. If you’re a Dem you follow the FAKE NEWS right into the showers and then it’ll be too late and too bad for you, your family and your country. If you’re a Dem, you support the CCP just as your lying feeble-minded president does but without getting paid for it. If you’re a Dem, you don’t support the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. If you’re a Dem, you don’t realize that the weak link in our Republic is the judges who rule by the pocketbook rather than honor. If you’re a Dem, you take money from foreigners which you hide from the IRS and your neighbors, maybe even your spouse. If you’re a Dem you don’t care how much debt future generations are saddled with, only what benefits you in the here and now.”
“So what’s the difference between you and Trump, between the ‘Hopping Mad Party’ and MAGA?”
“None. Now before you ask, I’ll just explain it this way: think the ‘Flying Fickle Finger of Fate’ and let it go at that.”
“Let it go? And that’s it?”
“Look, Roving, I came on the show to set the record straight, which I did. Think of it this way: two great political parties merging as one gigantic unstoppable force. Why, do you have any idea how many frogs are in the United States?”
“But frogs don’t vote.”
“Think like a Dem for once in your life, Roving. These frogs are legal but just maybe can’t make it to the voting booth so they ‘absentee vote,’ and all of a sudden you have an extra 27 BILLION additional votes for Trump — ‘Justice for All‘ (2:24); how about that?”
“But they aren’t registered.”
“Are dead people registered? Are the people living at an empty lot registered? Get real, Roving; we out-cheat them, that’s what we do.”
“But that’s dishonest.”
“You have a choice, perhaps the last choice you’ll ever have: either you save the Constitution by being dishonest or lose the Constitution and your country by being outmaneuvered by the Chinese; your choice. The showers or freedom, Trump — ‘Trump Won‘ (3:30) — or more of Biden’s daily failures that take us closer to being controlled by the CCP. Remember us pulling out of Afghanistan?”
“We all do I don’t like cheating and being dishonest; no way.”
“Then you’ll be giving up what so many fought and died for: the only thing that counts is winning; remember that. Take your morals into the gas chamber and see where it gets you. Professor Zorkophsky just wrote another bestseller titled, ‘The Philosophy of the Frog’ where he gives an example of what I’m talking about.”
“Very well, let’s hear it.”
“There’s a forest fire and all the frogs must flee or die. I don’t know if you know this — and there’s no reason why you should — but, during the transition from tadpole to big, adolescence to adulthood, frogs take an Oath to not go over roads using bridges built by humans. Fallen tree, that’s okay. So there’s this fire, and the only way to safety is by a walkway over the freeway built by humans. The frogs that flee to safety use the bridge and make it to safety, but the frogs that kept their Oath are all burned to death.”
“That’s a sad story.”
“Depends; if you are one of the frogs that survived, you’re not sad but happy. Sad for the ones who died, yes, but happy that you and your fellow frogs survived.”
“So, the moral of the story?”
“Win; win and save the Constitution as being the law of the land. Look, we’re not talking the Lion’s Den, understand? Don’t make more of it than there is. The choice is between the CCP and the Constitution and I hope you make the right choice because you won’t get a second chance.”
“Well, you’ve certainly given us something to think about and so, this is your Roving Reporter, along with Henry, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Reminder: Men AND women to always be armed and not defenseless. The so-called ‘insurrection’ was nothing more than a tool of the Deep State to steal an election. Masks don’t work. And don’t even think about getting the ‘Clot Shot‘ or a ‘booster shot.’]
[Second Reminder: There are no lions here, but there may be a chance to live to fight another day, if it comes to that, although that scenario is highly unlikely if we succumb to the Deep State — One World Order — and that we could ever restore the Constitution. So, the only hope we have is to get rid of Biden and the traitorous Dems once and for all. For keeps. Behead the Beast. We need Trump and Henry or ‘Henry-like’ to lock up the bums or deport them. Simply put, if you’re against Israel you’re against the United States, okay? This is what Henry believes to be the best course of action for the longevity of the United States and her Constitution as the law of the land, the ONLY law of the land.]
“Pledge of Allegiance” (0:40)