Merrick Garland: Biggest Liar Ever (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2024

(May 17, 2024) — “Baby I’m A Want You” (2:31)

Nobody likes a liar, not even other liars. Ordering agents to violate the Constitution is as wrong as following illegal orders. Ordering employees to suffer the ‘Clot Shot’ (aka COVID-19 ‘vaccine’) is as mistaken as turning FBI agents into nothing more than GOON SQUADS (aka GESTAPO) to hunt down, arrest and incarcerate into the Washington, DC, gulag innocent United States patriotic American civilians for exercising their Constitutional rights, such as lawfully protesting a stolen election on Jan. 6 or on any other date.

“And I love Her” (2:32)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’ve invited Madam Shylock to help us understand the future of the traitors of our country. Madam Shylock is the proprietor of ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium’ located in beautiful Cassadaga, FL. In the summer months she follows the county fair and carnival circuit in our northern states. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“And thank you for inviting me as a paid pundit of your most popular show, and because of the free advertising I’ll forego any consideration for this show only.”

“Wow, that’s a first. Thank you. What do you think of Merrick Garland?”

“He who lies through his teeth shall pay the price, if not in this world, surely in the next. Merrick Garland’s last thoughts will be of regret for not standing tall for the Constitution, a sacred document to which he swore the Oath to defend while all he did was circumvent it at every available opportunity his whole life. Despicable, disgusting and degenerate behavior that only traitors exhibit.”

“What’s your take on these illegal immigrants?”

“Get rid of them.”

“How?”

“Any way that works.”

“That leaves a rather wide margin.”

“So? Give then a choice: leave at your own free will or be forced out. Is that simple enough to understand?”

“You really think all these 15,000,000 or so will leave or get deported?”

“Nope; I’d be surprised if even one leaves. However, all it takes is one, like the Wisconsin clerk who cheated in the election. I would take her out, stand her against a wall and broadcast it on live TV. That would stop any more voting fraud in its tracks, but because we haven’t put our foot down, the voting fraud will continue. And say goodbye to our Republic.”

“Is Joe Biden as dumb as he acts?”

“It’s a mental condition known as ‘out of it.’”

“By any chance would that be one of Professor Zorkophsky’s universally accepted professional psychiatric terms?”

“But of course. Look, these people, Biden, Garland and all the rest, don’t believe in Democracy, the Republic and not even in the Constitution. They hate America because they can’t make it on their own; they need a mommy figure to take care of them; enter the Deep State. All Dems are, at the heart of it, immature children who never got a well-deserved spanking. We hire policemen who have never served in the military; what does that tell you?”

“I guess that’s why they blindly follow illegal orders, just as the Border Patrol does: let ‘em in; let them all in.”

“Yes, so sad. You know, had Biden kept Trump’s [“Trump Won” (3:30)] policies in place Biden would go down as one of history’s greatest presidents rather its hands-down worst. And it gets worse. Muslims here and more entering every day. If we don’t take what Geert Wilders told us a few years ago we’re done, just as Merry Olde England is finished as being a member of Western Civilization in good standing for following the Archbishop of Canterbury’s open-door policy for Muslims. Finished, just as I am for beating a dead horse. They are going to kill us and we just don’t care. We give them food, money and weapons with which to kill us.”

“What’s to be done?”

“Honestly?”

“Go for it.”

“Start with the judges and go on down from there.”

“What judges?”

“Any judge who is a Dem: in other words, any judge who doesn’t follow the Constitution, starting with allowing the stolen election to stand.”

“What about Israel?”

“Bulldoze the ‘Dome of the Rock’ and make it into a ‘Holocaust Remembrance Park.’ You know, don’t you, when the Muslims come across any Jewish or Christian sacred site, they pave it over with a bus stop.”

“Yes, just look at all the bus stops in Bethlehem. And that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse.’”

“I was going to mention what liars Merrick Garland [“Justice for All” (2:24)] and Alejandro Mayorkas are.”

“You just did. And that’ll do it for us.”

“I would like to make a prediction using my fortune-telling abilities.”

“Alright; make it short.”

“If Trump [“81Million Votes, My A**” (3:13)] doesn’t win, we will have erased the human race from the face of the earth, just another failed species that couldn’t cut it. We should have had an outpost on the moon by now, even one on Mars. Someday a large rock may be aimed at the earth, and if we don’t have it together, we’ll be blown to smithereens, just what will happen if we let the Muslims take over. The dinosaurs didn’t go to space and became extinct, and we can follow the same path if we don’t use our brains, all of our brains, and that includes women, too. If the Muslims take over, they won’t even teach the women to read and write, for goodness sake, and if that doesn’t say it all, if that doesn’t make you shiver in your boots, nothing will.”

“Very well. This is your Roving Reporter, along with Madam Shylock, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Will you please give our regards to Henry? Burger time: my treat.”

[Reminder: For those of you who got the ‘Clot Shot,’ expect a shorter life. And for those who got the full series, expect 25 years wiped off. The term ‘turbo cancer’ now applies to you. No one here at ‘Pulse’ bought into the government’s lies, and if you didn’t, either, you have just become a full-fledged member of the ‘rational human beings’ on the planet Earth.]

[Something to think about: Had Pelosi and the rest of the traitors not stolen the 2020 election, the Taliban would not have received one bullet and there would be no Oct. 7.]

[Last item: Get rid of the Patriot Act.]

[I don’t care where you live or what the laws are, but we all must be armed to protect ourselves from the crazy people. Every Jewish girl must carry a lightweight .357 Magnum revolver, at the minimum.]

“Gunsmoke Theme” (2:48)

Roving Reporter