House Intelligence Committee Chair Adam Schiff Wins Ringside Politics Turkey of the Year Award

House Intelligence Committee Chair Adam Schiff Wins Ringside Politics Turkey of the Year Award

“A MISGUIDED AND FAILED MISSION” by Jeff Crouere, ©2019 (Nov. 30, 2019) — Since the beginning of the Ringside Politics TV and radio shows, we have enjoyed an annual Thanksgiving tradition of awarding our “Turkey of the Year” to recognize individuals who distinguished themselves in a particularly foolish way. It seems appropriate since turkeys are […]

The Earflap Fairy (RR)

The Earflap Fairy (RR)

“BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DEEP STATE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new format of ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ That’s right, today we’re going to have a talk show with Professor Zorkophsky where you, the viewer, can ask Zork anything under the sun; […]

The Riot Act (RR)

The Riot Act (RR)

“WE’RE SICK AND TIRED OF IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where we really like to go out of our way to offend as many as possible. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and […]

An Empty Bed Waiting for Hillary (RR)

An Empty Bed Waiting for Hillary (RR)

“SHE SHOULD’VE LISTENED” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 22, 109) — “Wouldn’t it be something if people would learn to keep their mouths shut?” “You know your microphone is on and we’re recording? What’s wrong, can’t you see the red light on the camera, or Pam, our new boom operator, holding the furry squirrel-looking thing above […]

Zorkophsky: Red Herrings Facilitates Delusion (RR)

Zorkophsky: Red Herrings Facilitates Delusion (RR)

“THE SALES GIMMICK” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 10, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most popular show in its time slot, “The Pulse of the Nation.’ As you regular viewers can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky‘s office here at the university where he used to teach and nowadays writes his […]

Sailing into Harm’s Way

Sailing into Harm’s Way

“ELIMINATING FROM BULLIES” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 27, 2019) — The curtain rises to the tune of “Call of the Faraway Hills” (2:53) upon a stage set as the deck of a US Navy destroyer, in front of a 5” mount. The men, in dungarees, are lounging around — sunbathing, writing letters and shootin’ the breeze. As […]

Zorkophsky Explains “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (RR)

Zorkophsky Explains “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (RR)

“THAT BAD?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another fact-filled episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your reprieve from the truth-benders who concoct tall tales of collusion and delusion and confusion for reasons that make you scratch your head. You want an example? How about […]

The Trump/Russia Rerun Never Ends on MSNBC

The Trump/Russia Rerun Never Ends on MSNBC

“DESTROYING JOURNALISM” by Jeff Crouere, ©2019 (Aug. 31, 2019) — For over three years, the liberal media, especially MSNBC, have been advancing the phony Trump/Russia collusion narrative. Initially, it was hyped to destroy the Trump campaign, then it was promoted to destroy the Trump administration. The problem with this media campaign was there was never […]

Madam Shylock Explains Road Kill II (RR)

Madam Shylock Explains Road Kill II (RR)

“ALWAYS A NOTHING” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that’s entertaining, provocative and educational; at least we like to think so. Hello, my name is Roving and we’re at Miss Bernard’s grade-school class in sunny Ormond Beach, FL, where Madam Shylock is going to […]

Zyklon Conducts a Wellness Survey

Zyklon Conducts a Wellness Survey

“EMPTY HEADS” by Chief New Leaf, ©2019 (May 3, 2019) — “Zyklon calling Henry; come in, Henry.” “Hey, Exalted One: Henry here. Listen, you’re just not going to believe this but I’ve put my report together and it should be arriving by email about now.” “Why shouldn’t I believe you sent me an email, Henry?” […]

The Hat Trick (RR)

The Hat Trick (RR)

“DELIVER TODAY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that’s hard to disagree with, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving and we’re down at the ‘Cake Depot,’ the bakery next to the bookstore across the street from the baseball stadium. We’re […]

Book Review: “The Dandelion War” (RR)

Book Review: “The Dandelion War” (RR)

“WEEDING THE YARDS ACROSS AMERICA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 14, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the oasis of the truth, one of the last vestiges of clear and concise interpretation of the news. Today we’re interviewing Professor Zorkophsky on his new best-seller that’s already being bid by Hollywood for the […]

A Primer in Logic (RR)

A Primer in Logic (RR)

“NO REDACTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that just lays it out for all to see. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s plush digs at our university. Why? Because […]

Trump Rings in the New Year on Twitter

Trump Rings in the New Year on Twitter

“CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE” by Sharon Rondeau (Jan. 1, 2019) — On Monday night, the White House tweeted a New Year’s greeting narrated by President Trump in which he summarized what he considers his administration’s key 2018 accomplishments. Among the items featured in the video are his signing in late November of a […]

Et tu, Tucker?

Et tu, Tucker?

“OVERLOOKING SUBSTANTIAL SUCCESSES” by Jeff Crouere, ©2018 (Dec. 7, 2018) — Any American who follows the news coverage of President Trump knows that the mainstream media is completely opposed to him. Their coverage of his administration is biased, relentlessly negative and needlessly nasty. These haters could not even take a break from their Trump-bashing during […]

The Impeachment Insanity

The Impeachment Insanity

CAN “THE DEPLORABLES” SAVE TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY? by Jeff Crouere, ©2018 (Aug. 25, 2018) — In our nation’s history, only two U.S. Presidents have been impeached by the House of Representatives: Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton. Both remained in office, surviving a trial in the U.S. Senate. Of course, President Richard Nixon resigned before he would […]

ABC Protects Verbally Abusive Host

ABC Protects Verbally Abusive Host

JEFF CROUERE INTERVIEWS JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO AFTER “THE VIEW” CONFLAGRATION by Jeff Crouere, ©2018 (Jul. 20, 2018) — Several weeks ago, ABC made a major public spectacle of firing Roseanne Barr for posting an offensive tweet about former Obama White House Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett. Within hours of the tweet, Barr was removed from her […]

How Dare Mr. Trump Win the Election!

How Dare Mr. Trump Win the Election!

A “TOTALITARIAN AGENDA” by Sher Zieve, ©2017 (Jan. 9, 2017) — With acknowledgement and thanks for the musical Evita: “Oh, what a circus…oh, what a show!  The Leftists have gone to town over the [political] death of a woman called Hillary Clinton.  They’ve all gone crazy…protesting at night crying all of the way and falling […]