by Henry, ©2025
(Aug. 7, 2025) — “What Kind of Fool” (2:08)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Senator Elizabeth Warren, aka ‘Pocahontas,’ has been the POSTER CHILD of the Dems for being a USEFUL IDIOT. She is so stupid as to equate SOCIALISM with SHARIA LAW, which is her excuse for endorsing Mr. GROUND ZERO, aka Mamdani, a NYC candidate for mayor.
“Our featured guest is one who needs no introduction, except to say that, as a young man, he went off to a war, came back nuts, married the girl of his dreams, got nightmares from PTSD, divorced the girl of his dreams, ditched the booze, the smokes, and the drugs — especially the pills from the VA — and, eventually, the nightmares became a horrible memory that almost took his life. That’s right; I’m talking about Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky, the perennial bestseller of layman’s textbooks on how to be the neighborhood’s ‘Nut Psychiatrist,’ specializing in the treatment of combat-induced PTSD. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And thank you for the kind invitation; always a pleasure to see what you’re having after the show.”
“I’m sure. The Democrats are self-destructing…”
“Excuse me, Henry. The Dems, millions of brainwashed idiots, are utterly content in their ignorance. Never talk facts to a Dem. Never, for instance, quote the Constitution to a Dem; it’s all a waste of time. Another waste of time is trying to reason with someone who has TDS, ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ Nothing but a waste of time. Don’t do it.”
“Okay, I won’t.”
“You mentioned Elizabeth Warren. Does she support a FLAT TAX, getting rid of the IRS? Does she support the abolishment of the Federal Reserve or, at the least, a public audit? Does she support anything good for the USA? Don’t bothering answering, Henry; it’s a rhetorical question.”
“And Pocahontas is a spokesperson for the Dems. You’re right; we shouldn’t listen to an anti-American.”
“Doesn’t say much for whoever voted for her, does it?”
“No, Zork, it certainly does not.”
“People voted for Crockett, Pelosi, McConnell, Schumer, Newsom, Nadler, and the list goes on to include every Dem and RINO.”
“Wow.”
Commercial break: “Knee Deep in the Blues” (2:09)
“Omar and Tlaib are in a separate category because they’re what is classified as ‘combatants.’”
“You’re kidding.”
“Not. Think ‘tip of the spear’ and you’ll be over the target. Every Muslim is a combatant; got it?”
“Got it. Who, in your opinion, needs to be in prison?”
“Each and every criminal, starting with Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, needs to be wearing an orange jumpsuit. Figure 60% of government employees are not MAGA and go from there.”
“Not to change the subject, but how’s the deportation process going?”
“Slow. Right now, we’re doing 3,000 a day when it should be 7,000.”
“That’s what I thought. Frogs, as you may well know, do not like ‘GATE-CRASHERS.’”
“I’ve heard that.”
“And that’s all I’m going to say on the subject. What else?”
“Kick Turkey out of NATO, quit the UN and go after those thieves who stole food from the little kiddies during the Iraq war, the ‘Oil for Food’ scandal. That’s a start, but that’s not what I came on the show for today.”
“It’s not?”
“No, I came on the show today to apologize for making a mistake. You see, as soon as Mamdani threw his hat into the ring, I figured that the ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ was an issue. Boy, was I ever wrong.”
“How so? I think any rational person would’ve thought that; I mean, it is, after all, the logical assumption.”
“And that’s what I thought. I should’ve thought out of the box, way out of the box. They’re not planning on a mosque; they want a life-size Kaaba big black box at ground zero.”
“No way.”
“I think the fact that such an abomination could even be considered is a slap across the face. Let’s consider the facts: 9-11 plus Oct. 7 adds up to one irrefutable conclusion: they want us dead.”
“But I’m a frog.”
“That may be, but you’re a Christian frog and they can’t have that.”
“All frogs are Christian, Zork.”
“Yes, well, that’s all I wanted to say.”
“Good, because we’ve just run out of time, so this is Henry, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: goodnight.
“Good show. Just goes to show, we’ve sent some REALLY stupid people to Washington by even STUPIDER PEOPLE. It’s why muggers like victims in Chicago and NYC: the bad guys have the guns and they know their victims don’t. There are sliders in the freezer for you while I’m having a refreshing ‘Frog Shake,’ a grub, earthworm and pond-scum flavor one. Put it all in a blender for 15 seconds, serve in a chilled bowl; delicious and refreshing. Want me to make you one? My treat.”
“No, thanks, I’ll just have some bottled water with my mini-burgers; thanks just the same.”
“Whatever floats your boat.”
“Shake, Rattle, and Roll” (2:24)