by Henry, ©2025
(Nov. 2, 2025) —“How Much is that Doggie in the Window?” (2:08)
The Secretary of Homeland Security is either compromised or just too stupid to deport people, namely Ilhan Omar, who are determined to overthrow our Republic and render the USA just another Islamic cesspool where being a champion of human rights is a Capital Offense.
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Every so often our editor requests that we do a community service program by visiting Miss Bernard’s elementary school class at Ormond Beach, FL.
“Hello, little boys and girls, I’m Henry and I’m here to answer questions about current events. That’s a real television camera in the back of the room and this furry thing that looks like a squirrel’s tail above my head that Nancy is holding is a microphone. And, yes, we are on the air, as live as we can be. We have rules in that all the questions must be about what’s happening in the world today. Miss Bernard, may I have the pre-written questions at this time? Thank you.
“The first question is from Billy who asks, ‘Are there any other frogs that speak English?’ Moving on to the second question that Sue asked, ‘Are you really a talking frog or is this nothing but smoke and mirrors?’
“Okay, I get the picture. What do you say I just go through the pile of questions and pick the ones I want to answer? Here’s one from Miss Bernard, your teacher: ‘Last century, the government used to deport gangsters back to Sicily and Italy who were classified as undesirables, so why can’t they deport Ilhan Omar and her band of thankless gangsters who say they want to kill us and implement their vile Sharia Law?’”
“Good question, and I’m afraid I don’t have the answer. I think we would have to ask the head of the Department of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, but she’s been pretty busy rounding up illegal immigrants and deporting the bad guys who murder, torture, rape, and partake in human trafficking which is just another name for slavery. I see a hand raised. Yes, young lady, what is your question?”
A little girl of 11 stands, curtseys, and asks her question.
“My name is Mary, and I can’t believe I’m talking to a frog.”
“Believe it; what’s your question, Mary?”
“I remember reading that some Muslim mowed down a Christmas parade in Wisconsin a few years ago. Has that person been executed yet?”
“Good question; thank you. The answer is a resounding ‘No, he hasn’t been executed.’ Here’s the truth of the matter: the people who are in the government are not our friends; they do not represent us, we the people; and could care less about protecting us law-abiding citizens from harm. All they care about is their paycheck, their power and the heck with the rest of us.”
“Why, that’s terrible.”
“But it gets worse. We have treaties with every other country in the world that says we cannot execute their citizens even though they have caused us harm or the death of one of us.”
“But can they do us in? I mean, they execute Americans in their country, right?”
“For sure. We, I mean our government lacks the will to do the right thing, or come to think of it, anything worth mentioning to protect us.”
“But aren’t millions of the bad people leaving?”
“Yes, and we applaud that, but it’s just not enough, not by a long shot. Half of our government hates anything to do with Make America Great Again, and that’s a real problem.”
“But don’t they like our President?”
“Nope. Look, it all started when the teachers’ union started pushing Communism down our throats by enlisting such celebrities as Jane Fonda, Alan Alda, and Harrison Ford, people with money but no brains, spouting anything that the North Vietnamese and China wanted them to: ‘Orange Man Bad,’ for instance.”
“What’s wrong with them?”
“People with half a brain are common, you’ll find: people who strive to act important, a ‘know-it-all,’ who talk the talk but never walked the walk.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean half of us haven’t a clue what the Constitution is all about, and the only reason the United States is in the mess that it’s in, starting with Obamacare, is because of greed, dishonesty, and treason. Put it all together and you end up with TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome, something that my colleague, Professor Zorkophsky, has written extensively about.”
“But getting back to why we don’t deport people who want to kill us.”
“All I can say is it’s a mystery, and every day we wait it’ll be that much harder.”
“What if we make them an offer they can’t refuse?”
“Truthfully, that’s the way it’ll have to be done.”
“But if Tom Homan is busy deporting the illegal immigrants, and Kristi Noem won’t do it, who will deport the Muslims?”
“Who will deport the members of the ‘Death Cult?’ Why, I will. By 2027 we won’t have even one Muslim within the borders of the United States unless they’re in prison, and give me another year, same with Canada. We either do what must be done, or we will have lost our country.”
“Do you think the government can save us?”
“Let’s hope so, but don’t hold your breath. Now that’s all the time we have. It’s been as fun as it was entertaining, and I want to thank you for being such a good audience. I want to especially thank Molly, your teacher, for inviting us to broadcast our most popular show in its time slot from your classroom. Goodnight.
“Good show, don’t you think? Hope it doesn’t fall on deaf ears. Congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers for winning the World Series. Hey, Miss School Teacher, what do you say we grab a cheeseburger? It’ll be my treat.”
[What do you say we deport Omar?]
Start with the execution of rapists.