by Henry, ©2025
(Sep. 10, 2025) — “Silent Night” (4:09)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Charlie Kirk was murdered, and I prayed and then I cried. Every frog from the earth to the moon and beyond cried for the ‘Crier of the Constitution.’ We cried and then we got mad. We got mad at all those who lied to us. We got mad at CNN and MSNBC and all the rest of the FAKE NEWS because I put the blame on those who lied, and then lied again and again. ‘Russian Collusion’ day after day; ‘Trump’s a threat to Democracy’ day after day; ‘Transgenders in girls’ locker rooms day after day; and so on, day after day. The stupids and the gullibles swallowed the lies, even got the ‘Clot Shot.’
“Let’s call out the bad guys: Mamdani, the Muslims, the Left-Wing idiots, the so-called ‘Progressives,’ the Dems and all the others who are on the wrong side of the Constitution. Our enemies, one and all.
In remembrance of Charlie Kirk, I wrote a play.
“Remember”
Picture this, if you will. All the actors in this play are frogs. You heard me, frogs. Regular-sized frogs but with one big difference: these frogs are carrying shields, and these shields are, well, large to frog standards. Picture yourself in the audience and a frog hops out on the stage. Hard to see, right? Wrong! Because this frog is carrying a large clear plastic shield which is a magnifying glass so what you see is a frog that is ten feet tall. All the frogs in this play are carrying magnifying shields, and they all appear ten feet tall. Henry, the actor frog who plays the role of SUPERMAN — well, actually SUPERFROG — also has a shield, but his magnifier makes him appear 20 feet tall.
The house lights dim as the curtain rises to the music of “Medieval Minstrel Music” (1:36) to a stage set as a moat of a castle. The backdrop is of the castle wall. There are many large lily pads; each one has many frogs on it. The front center stage lily pad has four lady frogs doing the “Can Can” (1:09). As the dance ends, Henry swoops down from the parapet wearing a cape in front of the lady frogs.
Henry: “It’s not every day you see a 20-foot frog or, for that matter, a bunch of ten-foot frogs. Please don’t be alarmed; we are here only to entertain. Yes, I speak English, but these other frogs only speak ‘frog’; however, they can sing in English, which they’ll do for you now.’
“You’ll Never Walk Alone” (3:57)
Henry: “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we’re what you’d call a low-budget operation. What happens now is I fly to a few of the judges who can’t seem to rule according to the Constitution, can’t keep the Oath they took to collect the paycheck that we pay them. What I do is put the fear of God into them and tell them to mend their ways or I’ll turn them into a toad covered in warts.”
At this time, the lily pads with the frogs rise to the ceiling, stop, and all the frogs slide down the stems to the stage, hop to the front in a single line and break into song with Henry holding the baton in the spotlight.
“The Preamble” (3:15)
All the frogs except Henry file off stage right. The spotlight stays on Henry as he sings.
“Nessun Dorma” (3:23)
Henry: “Now that I have your attention, please recite the Lord’s Prayer along with me in honor of Charlie Kirk.”
“The Lord’s Prayer” (4:22)
Amen.
FINI
“Goodnight.”