by Roving Reporter, ©2022 

(Mar. 6, 2022) — “I’m Tired of Being Something  (That Means Nothing to You)” (3:10)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest, back by popular demand, is none other than Professor Zorkophsky, bestselling author of layman’s books on mental health and other psychiatry- related subjects. By the way, Professor, what is a related subject of psychiatry, or, in your words, the study of ‘nuts?’”

“This administration, for starters, and let’s dispense with the formal ‘Professor’; just call me ‘Zork’ because I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere. Another related subject of the study of wackos would be a Dem or, better yet, a Dem DA.”

“Let me ask you this, Zork: are the words, ‘nuts’ and ‘wacko’ to be found in the lexicon of a professional psychiatry textbook? I mean, really now.”

“But of course; just read any of my bestsellers and you’ll see those words, professionally used, by the way, in just about every chapter.”

“I see. You mentioned something about the present administration…”

“Nuts.”

“That’s right. What are some of the repercussions of an administration that is…”

“A little bit ‘loony’ is that the word you’re looking for? And before you ask, that too is an acceptable word that describes just about all the patients I treat. Now the ones really ‘off-the-wall’ – another professionally accepted phrase – are your ‘Bidens and ‘Horizontals,’ two words that describe a multiple of mental illnesses, ‘dementia’ and an ‘escape–from-reality,’ to name a few.”

“I didn’t know.”

“Now you do. But it’s not all fun and games; no, it isn’t, because there’ a ‘trickle-down.’ That’s when our kids, the younger generation, suffer, and the best barometer is the suicide (or death rate, by whatever means). Our so-called responsible* adults are irresponsible: it’s bad for all, and not only us but other countries as well.  And you know what I’ve learned in the last 20 years?”

“No, what?”

“That the age of childhood has been extended into middle age and beyond; why, just look at Chuck Schumer.”

“No way.”

“Yes way, which means that we have a generation of crybabies on our hands, little babies who cried when Hillary lost, for instance. But there’s a dark side, I’m sorry to report, and here it is: you can always tell the health of a people by how healthy the children are, and our kids – not all – need a dose of reality. Trump is good; Biden bad.”

“That’s it, Trump good, Biden bad?”

“That’s the gist of it. If our young people can accept a world without the CCP, then all is good with the world.”

“What are the chances of that ever happening?”

“Absolutely none with Biden.”

“And that’ll do it for this broadcast. I would like to thank you for watching and so, on behalf of Zork, we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*Responsible: our exit from Afghanistan was anything but ‘responsible,’ just as making us energy-dependent was one of the stupidest acts any president has ever done in the whole history of the United States. Our children hear this and it upsets them. Some childhood Biden gave our kids, and we’re all paying for it. Just wait until the miscarriages become rampant due to the ‘Clot Shot’ and watch the suicide rate of the little ones jump.]

Nowhere Man” (2:42)

Roving Reporter

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