by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Sep. 30, 2026) — “Let us pray: What, once it’s gone, will ever be extremely unlikely to come back? The answer is death followed by divorce. I used to read these stories where a divorced couple remarried and think how lucky they were. I mean, if any two people were in love, were made for one another, it would be those couples. I always figured my ex-wife would slam the door in my face, and we had a little boy together, as if she cared. Maybe she did because I never had the nerve to ask. My bad.
“It’s kind-of like these midterms: If we don’t vote an all-out Republican ticket, will we ever get another chance at freedom, or will we have an endless parade of Angel Moms? And speaking of Angel Moms, surely you’ve noticed Trump mentioning them whereas the Dems NEVER mention them?
“Why, do you think, is that? Because the Dems are hiding something, as if good manners or, for that matter, any manners, is abhorrent, never to be discussed in mixed company, or, for that matter, in any company. We could mention ‘honor killings’ until the cows come home, but what good would it do? We have actual Americans who once could think for themselves, but not anymore. Ever since some very stupid people started this ‘Orange Man Bad’ craze, they’ve bought into the lies, been indoctrinated hook, line and sinker. Do you realize that there are people out there who still believe in the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ and that Covid-19 was for real? Those are the ones who got the “Clot Shot’’ and are most likely to die of myocarditis, hopefully not while driving, especially while we and all other Dems are on the road. In this we pray in Jesus’s name, Amen.”
“Out of Sight Out of Mind” (2:14)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘’The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’ve had several complaints about preaching on days other than the sabbath, but the United States is a Christian nation every day, and if you don’t like it, you have the freedom to leave. Remember the Berlin Wall? Know anything about Cuba?
“Face it. Our enemy – call them what you will: the Deep State, Socialists. Islamophobes, crazed animals – are hell-bent on destroying Western Civilization by any means necessary. If you don’t believe me, just look at all our embarrassing ‘Woke Judges.‘
“Do you realize that in the beginning of our country, back in the 1500s, lawyers and actors were not allowed within the city limits after dark because they didn’t want people who lied for a living among them at night? We sure have our fair share of Hollywood types who fit that bill, don’t we, ‘Mr. Trump Derangement Syndrome Robert De Niro?’‘ And there’s more, too many more; Rosie O’Donnell. That’s two people who couldn’t articulate one bad thing Trump has ever done. No tax on tips, closed the border, deported the illegals. Maybe they like Angel Moms; ever think of that? Maybe they applaud Laken Riley’s murder by someone who should not have been within the borders of the United States in the first place, who was let in by Biden and Miss Cackle – Kamala Harris – but who knows?
“What do you say we give you a choice? What if Iran puts together a few nuclear devices and sneaks them into, let’s say, New York City, Chicago, San Francisco, Seattle and New Orleans? Let’s make them all Nagasaki-size. Or how about no bombs, but you‘ve got to pay a few bucks more for gas for a few years? And if you choose the Dem ticket, millions of Americans must die. Your choice: sanity or death. Dems and Muslims or Republicans. Simple and easy choice.
“And that’s today’s sermon; I hope it will give you something to ponder. It should have been obvious way back in 2024, or are there still some election-deniers out there? What’s wrong, Miss CNN? Thank you for listening to my sermon. Take care.”
“We’ll Meet Again” (3:03)
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