The Wert Report (RR)

The Wert Report (RR)

“FORGET FACTS; JUST FEEL GOOD” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the home of the malted and our interpretation of the truth, for example: Beta* O’Rourke and How-Utterly-Stupid-Can-A-Human-Being-Be Cortez. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be […]

“I Stink, Therefore, I Am”

“I Stink, Therefore, I Am”

“OBFUSCATING PROPAGANDA” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Feb. 16, 2019) — Apart from the fact that the Democrat Party has taken a hard left turn onto a one-way street to oblivion, with normal Americans’ traffic bearing down on them like a bunch of locomotives, we now have yet another example of the disdain and contempt that […]

Time to Get Religion (RR)

Time to Get Religion (RR)

“THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your mind’s respite from the daily grind. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for tonight’s another award-winning show and, because it’s raining, we’re here at Professor’s Zorkophsky’s door […]

Dems are Afraid the Wall Will Work (RR)

Dems are Afraid the Wall Will Work (RR)

“THE FUTURE OF AMERICA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where you’ll hear nothing but the truth. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I will be your host for this episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As most of […]

The New Angel Mom Union (RR)

The New Angel Mom Union (RR)

“MANDATORY” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 1, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that will get you to question authority, the fake news and even the current temperature. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host while we waylay a neighbor or two […]

Catch & Release: Why Bother? (RR)

Catch & Release: Why Bother? (RR)

“TODAY’S INVASION” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 21, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the universe’s known epicenter for straight talk, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host for this episode back on our corner, under the awning, across […]

Angel Moms in Charge of Deporting Illegals (RR)

Angel Moms in Charge of Deporting Illegals (RR)

“WHERE DID MY TAX DOLLARS GO?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 20, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where the truth prevails over the tall tales as told by such questionable truth-sayers as, well, you all know the ones I’m talking about, don’t you? Of […]