by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Apr. 20, 2026) — “Couldn’t keep her mouth shut, poor girl. Sad is what it is. And her boyfriend, Brian Glenn, what does that say about him? Not much and RAV, too. RAV canned Jake Novak; big mistake.”
“Let It Be” (3:39)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I think we all know that Godzilla is a metaphor for earthquakes, and that Trump Derangement Syndrome means that someone is a ‘Dumb Bunny’ – MTG – and is stupid beyond the scope of modern science to repair the damage the New World Order – Fake News – and the woke education system have done. They say the Democratic Party is progressive when, in reality, it is regressive in that they want to diminish freedoms, starting with the Second Amendment. Our featured guest, Madam Shylock, will help us out. Isn’t it easy how the ignorant are so easily swayed?”
“Yes, and it seems to be getting crazier with each passing day. I’m afraid that the ones that aren’t on the MAGA bandwagon are going to be subjected to some real disappointment before the year is out.”
“Care to cite some examples?”
“Besides the obvious one, or maybe I should say the most obvious example, is the Dems’ irrational approach to Angel Moms.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, they ignore them, like they don’t exist and if they do exist, it’s not their fault, especially Miss Cackle’s fault, although she was the ‘Border Czar’ for four straight years. It’s all on TV, thousands per day and then driven to the airport or bus station with a free ticket, phone and cash to the destination of the illegal invader’s choice.”
“And all on TV.”
“And all on TV, every day for four straight years, many thousands per day.”
“That the Dems ignore.”
“Kind-of hard to ignore 15, 20, 25 MILLION, but, no thanks to the Fake News, the Dems turn a blind eye and, as Sergeant Shultz used to say, ‘I see nothing.’ Truly amazing, happening right before their eyes and they don’t see. The TDS effect is truly all powerful.”
“How so?”
“TDS has the ability to prevent people from learning the truth. Now we all know that we can’t have an open border, yet the Dems insistently champion such a lamebrain idea like it’s a good thing, somehow beneficial to the betterment of the USA, as if rapes and murders by illegals are somehow ‘acceptable collateral damage.’ Now if that weren’t enough, the Dems turn another blind eye to pedophilia and human trafficking. The phase ‘human trafficking’ is a substitution for the word ‘slavery,’ but they don’t say slavery, do they? The party of the KKK can’t say the word ‘slavery.’ The word ‘ironic’ comes to mind; so does the word ‘stupid,’ as in those who voted for Democratic mayors in New York, Chicago and Los Angeles.”
“Excuse us, please, while we take a short commercial break.”
“Your Love (theme from “Once Upon a Time in the West”)” (3:04)
“We’re back. And your point was?”
“The point is TDS gave us Zohran Mamdani, Brandon Johnson and Karen Bass, that’s what. ‘Sanctuary cities,’ my foot. If we had a good United States Attorney General there wouldn’t be any sanctuary ridiculousness. The Dems treat stupidity as if it’s an admirable trait, as if higher taxes for more fraud is a good thing.”
“Any more good news?”
“People don’t vote Republican because Trump associates himself with the Republican Party; therefore those infected with TDS vote against Trump and for such trash as Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib and other Muslims. Professor Zorkophsky continues to warn us that, if we don’t deport our Muslims like now, by the year 2050 the USA will have her Constitution replaced by Sharia Law: goodbye, America.”
“Miss Doom and Gloom.”
“Say what you will; it won’t change the truth. The Fake News will be the end of us, make no mistake about it. Couple the Fake News with DEI wokeness in the education industry, whether public or private, and you end up with people who willingly vote for self-destructive policies as practiced by Democratic-run cities. I think I’ve made my point.”
“And we think you have, too. Thank you for being our featured guest. We liked your new words, like the Dems’ platform of being ‘regressive’ instead of progressive and ‘slavery’ replacing human trafficking, not to mention the Dems’ refusal to mention Angel Moms and making our children targets for rape gangs and victims of pedophilia.
“It reminds me of what the Jews said after World War II: ‘If somebody says they’re going to kill you, believe them.’ For the past 47 years, Iran has said they are going to kill Americans. Heck, the Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan say that every day, and the same is said in every mosque worldwide, including in every mosque coast-to-coast here in the United States.
“Here’s a dire warning: another Oct. 7 WILL happen in NYC; it’s just a matter of time. It’s the platform of the Dems in real life; get used to it.
“So, if you want to see the USA destroyed, to become a Third World Muslim Cesspool — and it’ll happen fast — don’t change anything. After the Americans turned tail and ran out of South Vietnam, the bloodbath started immediately. ‘Reeducation camps’ sprang up overnight with less than a 50% graduation rate; the rest were buried. Vote for any Dem this midterm election; it’s that important. Think ‘Khmer Rouge’ of Cambodia in your hometown once Sharia Law replaces the Constitution. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Trump is right about Iran; we must be right about deporting the Muslims from our country, starting with Omar. Like now.
“Thank you for watching. This is your Pastor Dunkin, along with Madam Shylock, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Seen Henry? Burger time: my treat.”
“Rachmaninoff’s Magnificent Etude Tableaux Op 33 No 7” (3:54)
Pastor Dunkin