by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Feb. 2, 2026) — “I don’t want to sound off as overbearing or redundant, but can’t these ANTIFA protesters get a life that has a semblance of meaning? Who in their right mind wants another ANGEL MOM? It’s a worldwide phenomonon: the Islamic State is betting the farm on subjugating every country they invaded to become one big, humongous CALIPHATE to rule by SHARIA LAW.”
“I Will Always Love You” (2:54)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest works for the government and wishes to remain anonymous. What should we call you?”
“You can call me by my name, Ted Minor. I don’t think anyone in the government watches your show or, for that matter, reads The P&E.”
“Very well. So, Ted, what have you got for us?”
“First off, I have a classified report from the S.B.A., Small Business Administration. It reads as follows: ‘Do not make loans to American citizens. Only make loans to foreigners to insure stifling complaints against kickbacks.”
“Interesting; kind-of explains the Somalian fraud.”
“That it does. I mentioned that no one in the government reads The P&E, and I’d like to talk about that for a spell, if I may.”
“By all means.”
“Going back to the 2020 election, everyone knew it was fraud; I mean, we all saw it on TV, plus that trailer full of votes from New York to Pennsylvania, among other blatant anomalies too big to ignore. But ignore them Pelosi and Pence did, and that’s how we got Biden and Miss Cackle. Anyway, if we knew the election was rigged, so did the government employees, and that includes the traitors in the Pentagon who could’ve – and should’ve – shut it down and just counted the honest votes. Trump would’ve won in a landslide, which he did, in 2020.”
“I think all of our viewers and the readers of The P&E figured it out by now.”
“I’m sure they have, so I came up with a solution. Whenever there’s one of those ANTIFA circus acts, have them all go through a booth where they’re confronted with the truth, like the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ and testimonials from ANGEL MOMS.”
“Waste of time; won’t do any good.”
“Why not?”
“Because TDS can’t be cured with facts. There is no cure. Stupid people remain stupid no matter what happens. ‘Orange man bad’ for eternity; face it.”
“What about making them read ‘Under Siege’ by Eric Trump?”
“Excellent idea but, as I said, stupid people – ANTIFA = Out to Lunch – are beyond redemption and should be required to stay home, perhaps checked-on by caregivers – Visiting Angels – occasionally.”
“Imagine had Miss Cackle won the last election. We’d be a Third World country cesspool by now; pure anarchy, remnants of what happened to Venezuela: eating the zoo animals and the family pet.”
“You’ve been an excellent guest, and thank you for the information.”
“I’m leaving?”
“Gone. We’ll pause for a short commercial break.”
“Arrivederci Roma” (3:07)
“Well, now, wasn’t that interesting? I’d like to say a few words about these foolish anti-ICE protests. As they say, stolen elections have consequences and the 2020 election was a doozy. Biden and his Border Czar, Miss Cackle, aka Kamala Harris, opened the borders to our detriment. All the criminals worldwide who should’ve been incarcerated suddenly showed up on our doorstep and Miss Cackle let them in, no vetting: pedophiles, rapists and murderers were welcomed, given a free ride to wherever they wanted to go; apartments, medical, food stamps and spending cash while our Veterans were discarded even more than they already were.
“ICE is the clean-up crew of the Departments of State and Homeland Security who turned their backs on their Oath to preserve and protect the Constitution by welcoming the unvetted. Bad mistake; just ask any ANGEL MOM.
“And then there was the horrible debacle of the retreat from Afghanistan where we had troops killed, service dogs left behind and millions of those who truly hate America move right on in, as if they were normal people instead of out-of-control thieves and murderers, not to mention all the weapons left behind to suddenly appear on the open market, a bonanza to kill Christians and Jews with, Great Satan and Little Satan, besides the Christians in Africa.
“Now here’s the sad part: I hope the next person an illegal immigrant tortures and rapes is an ICE protester rather than a MAGA person. It will happen; an illegal immigrant ICE is after will abuse an American, including a child, within a few days from whenever you read these words. Face reality, it’ll happen. Now would you rather have a child of a Patriot abused or one of the protester’s children tortured and raped? Of course, the answer to these questions is ‘neither,’ but bad things happen, and ICE doesn’t want bad things to happen to any of us; that’s the point.
“So, then, what’s the protesting ICE all about anyway? Not enough human trafficking? Look, we have enough rapes and murders as it is, but my gosh, to voluntarily want more is just pure insanity, I don’t care who you are or who you voted for. Sanctuary cities? The mayor of Chicago needs to be locked up for his own good. A Cook County cop ought to arrest the mayor, thank you very much. Place him in a padded cell for his own good; my goodness, man, what will it take to introduce a little bit of sanity into mainstream America?
“And that’s all I wanted to say; thank you for letting me bend your ear. Wish you all well: Goodnight.”
“Heart and Soul” (1:51)