“TODAY’S INVASION”

by OPOVV, ©2018

(Oct. 21, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the universe’s known epicenter for straight talk, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host for this episode back on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the railroad station on this rather chilly morning. Our schedule is to get some tape; have a bite; head on back to the studio; edit and show it on the air the same night. For those of you who don’t get us on TV, Cheryl, our secretary, transcribes the show into the transcript that you’re reading so any errors, such as punctuation and run-on sentences, blame it on overwork. And speaking of work, what do you say we get right down to it? Excuse me, Miss, care to be interviewed on live TV? Roving here for ‘Pulse.’”

“Sure. What’s the question, and if I answer correctly, do I get a free trip to Hawaii?”

“Not today, sorry. What’s your name and what’s bugging you these days?”

“My name is Jean and my main bug is our stupid so-called immigration policy. Why don’t they just, well, what I mean is what’s the difference from the Germans invading Poland or France during World War II and today’s invasion of our southern border? I’ll tell you: nothing, except that instead of dead bodies at the border there’s dead Americans from sea to shining sea. How come we see the Angel Moms at Republican political events and NEVER* at ANY Democrat-sponsored hype?”

“Good point.”

“Hillary Clinton; Joe Biden; Chuck Schumer; Nancy Pelosi; Kyrsten Sinema; Cory ‘Spartacus’ Booker; Elizabeth ‘Pocahontas’ Warren; Barack ‘Barry Soetoro’ Obama; Andrew Cuomo; Jerry Moonbeam’ Brown; Andrew Gillum; Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke and every and all Democrats WILL NEVER have an Angel Mom at any of their political events. Now if that doesn’t tell you something, if that doesn’t give you at least a hint of maybe they’re hiding something, nothing ever will.”

“You know, you’re absolutely right: an Angel Mom has NEVER appeared at an ANTIFA, Democrat or Socialist rally. So the Democrats are afraid of the truth? Afraid to ask an Angel Mom what they think of our ‘catch and release’ insanity?”

“Fiercely, so much so that beating-up and your normal-run-of-the-mill assault can only escalate into a world where the rule of law is that there isn’t any rule of law. If there’s one barometer you can count on, it’s a mother’s truthfulness about the cause of death of her child or spouse, and that’s why you’ll never see an Angel Mom with that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez character.”

“So the Democrats say they care but they really don’t, do they? Is this your train? It is? Well, thanks for talking with us. Sorry about that Hawaiian vacation. Excuse us while we take a commercial break.”

Good Luck Charm” (2:27)

“Excuse me, Sir, care to be interviewed on live TV? I’m Roving and you’re on ‘Pulse.’”

“No, I’m not, because I’m out of here.  If my ex-wife sees me on television she’ll probably start calling.”

“Your ex calls you? Why in the heck for?”

“It’s called ‘rubbing it in.’  She cheated; I left; she divorced me; and then she starts calling; now how do you figure that?”

“Some women are vindictive, I guess.”

“I guess. She called me at work; now what do you think of that?”

“Not much. So let me ask you about Trump.”

“I’d rather complain about my ex.”

“Look; we all have sad stories and nothing is sadder than a cheating spouse. That said, what about Trump?”

“Okay; remember what Trump said, just after he was inaugurated? He said, ‘I inherited a mess,’ is what he said. And he did. Look, he’s done more for us than all the previous presidents did for us in the last 30 years. What’s he say now, ‘Jobs, not Mobs?’”

“That’s right.”

“But here’s the thing: what he says is true, so how come there’s any question about this midterm election? My God, man, it’s a no- brainer, isn’t it?”

“That it is, but there’s a lot of people out there with no brains, aren’t there?”

“I guess Daddy wasted a lot of money sending the kids to college or having his property taxes paying for public schools that didn’t teach his kids how to think. You know, there’s actually people out there who really think that Kavanaugh wasn’t a darn good choice for the Supreme Court, as unbelievable as that sounds.”

“I agree. Look, it’s been nice talking with you but we have to sign off, and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Great show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*NEVER: I’m sure the Angel Moms would like nothing better to do than to expose what illegal immigration has done to them and their families, but the”kind and compassionate” Democrats wouldn’t want any part of that sad truth, now, would they?]

Angel” (4:02)

OPOVV

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