by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Feb. 6, 2026) — “Let us pray: Dear Lord, we humble servants are at the bottom of the totem pole, the abused taxpayers who rely on our elected representatives and government employees to do their job conscientiously and honestly. It has come to pass that many of those working for us have done so dishonestly, either by falsifying votes or by out-and-out theft. We can’t rely on the police, we can’t rely on the DOJ, we can’t rely on the State Department, and we certainly can’t rely on the Department of Homeland Security to keep us safe; after all, they welcomed the world’s enemy into our country with open arms. On top of having our enemy living next door, many of our broadcasters seem to take great pride in trashing our Constitution, as if acting like a darn fool on television somehow enhances their imagined importance. Morning Joe wins the prize of being the most obnoxious of the bunch that includes Rachel Maddow and the hostesses of The View.”
“Any Day Now” (3:42)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. ICE is after the bad guys that Miss Cackle let in, bused and flown wherever they wanted to go. Chicago? Maybe Miami. Meanwhile, a homeless Veteran with PTSD is overlooked. Let me say one more thing before I introduce our featured guest.
“These idiots who are badmouthing ICE, let me tell you what’s really going down. First of all, either they know it or not, but they’re being used by the Deep State. Maybe they’re getting paid, maybe not, but the result is still the same: they’re being used. Think about it: nobody in their right mind would want a child molested, their mother, sister or cousin tortured and raped, or one of their friends murdered, including themselves, so why are they so adamant, so gung-ho on celebrating more ANGEL MOMS?
“We know there’s a world war happening all over the place, the USA being, basically, Ground Zero. The Muslims want the Great Satan, and the CCP wants it all. They may be at opposite ends of the political spectrum, but one thing’s for sure: they want our Republic destroyed and Trump is in their way. Barry Soetoro started it, and Biden opened the borders; Miss Cackle would’ve put the knife in the heart of the Constitution, and the USA would be just another footnote in history’s failed attempts at freedom. Communism or Totalitarianism, take your pick. Chinese ‘students’ or mosques that are, in fact, armories just as Islamovilles are nothing more than killing fields.
“The folks we thought could be trusted have turned on us, making those who are already infected with TDS even more bananas than they already were. Chuck Schumer is one such critter, blowing in the wind, this way and that way; makes you dizzy with his policy changes. Gee whiz, Chuck, get a life. Now our featured guest may be somewhat opinionated – that’s for you to decide – but he is entertaining to say the least. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. McGillicuddy. Welcome to the show.”
“Thank you, but I was expecting a lot more than what I’m seeing. I was expecting a stage with proper lighting, some easy chairs and an audience filling the auditorium, and all I’m seeing is a drab little studio in a strip mall, no audience and no easy chairs. Are you going to talk the Muslim horde to death or are you going to change the subject?”
“I was going to let you take the lead.”
“And so I shall. We’re going to the moon, not to land but to see if we’re as good as those lads were half a century ago. Do you know there’s still some people out there who believe we never went to the moon in the first place?”
“I’ve heard that.”
“Good way to tell who served in the armed forces and who hasn’t, what?”
“Yes, so, the moon.”
“Forget the moon; it’s not like going anywhere, what?”
“What’s the ‘whats’ about?”
“Haven’t a clue, old chap. I want to talk about the 2020 election. Do you realize that nobody, but nobody has mail-in ballots except you chaps?”
“I guess we don’t care about honest elections.”
“That is true, you don’t. Your ICE illegal immigrant problem was caused by a stolen election; had the 2020 election been conducted honestly there would be no ICE anywhere, come to think of it.”
“And maybe no TDS, too.”
“It’s really straightforward: there wouldn’t be any ANGEL MOMS if there weren’t any illegal immigrants, and there wouldn’t be any illegal immigrants if the 2020 election wasn’t stolen. I mean, even on the night of the election anyone could see with half a brain that something was very, very wrong. Papering windows? How obvious does it have to be? Is your Joe Scarborough really that dumb, naïve and just plain so infected with TDS that he can’t see the forest for the trees?”
“I don’t know, but I’d really like to interview him, have him hooked up to a lie detector test on live TV.”
“Ask him if he thinks Biden won the 2020 election.”
“You know, the Muslims don’t need an island for old men to run off to with young girls; their whole country is nothing but old men with young boys and girls. They marry young girls, very young girls. Their whole culture is based on old men with very young girls, so they find it somewhat amusing that we’re so disgusted with Epstein and his hanky-panky cohorts. To Muslims, old men with young girls, very young girls, is an out-in-the-open, everyday occurrence, nothing to be concerned with, just another difference between Muslims and the rest of us.”
“They never talk about that part of their culture, at least not to us.”
“The truth is out there for those who search. The small-minded, the unimaginative and the believers that life owes them something when, in reality, nobody cares what they do or think. It has always amazed me that what thoughts spin around in my head can have any bearing on any other living thing in the universe. Muslims seem to take great umbrage in my adherence to the Golden Rule – or any of us – for some strange inexplicable reason, if there is one, which there’s not.”
“That is so true. I feel the same way: my life is none of their business.”
“Yeah, well… Look, this ICE-bashing: we understand it’s the useful puppets that cry the loudest, and if the Fake News wasn’t the Fake News then they wouldn’t give the useful idiots the time of day: coverage. Now, the fact that they do – Fake News giving the time of day to the useful idiots – means that they are one of them. Can’t trust anyone these days, can you?”
“I used to think Tucker Carlson was a stand-up guy until he became an anti-semite, just like Candace Owens.”
“You and me both.”
“Well, time’s up. It’s been nice. This is your pastor, along with Mr. McGillicuddy.”
“Excuse me, Pastor Dunkin, but I’d like to state the obvious if I may?”
“After this short commercial break. Make it quick.”
“Don’t be Cruel” (4:02)
“How about a bumper sticker that reads: ‘ABOLISH ICE’ MEANS MORE ANGEL MOMS. What do you think?”
“Truthfully? The useful idiots are so stupid they couldn’t put two plus two together. They wouldn’t understand it. They couldn’t make the connection, no matter how direct it is. Once TDS, forever TDS. Forget it. You’re wasting your time; might as well complain to City Hall. We’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. You know, I have hope for the useful idiots, the ones who are anti-ICE, the ones who’ve been infected with TDS, like The View’s hostesses and audience. Not much, mind you. Not enough to turn my back on ‘em, of this I assure you. Burger time: my treat.”
[Note: As long as we excuse Muslims’ unlawful behavior as ‘mental illness’ instead of one of their normal everyday activities we face an uphill battle we can never win. Simply put, our concept and understanding of insanity is just a Muslim’s normal everyday behavior. Beheading the wife or daughter? Everything’s fine; just your everyday ‘honor killing’ to them, but to us it’s premeditated murder one. Think about it. Oil and water; Islam and the rest of the world.]
“Anyway You Want Me” (2:13)
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