Pelosi’s ‘Insurrection’: Cover-up for a Coup D’état (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2024

(Jan. 7, 2023) — “Sleepwalk” (2:29)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. You just can’t make this stuff up, but while we were setting up for another sidewalk interview, here comes Henry, on roller skates, no less. Hold on there, Partner, but where’re you going in such a hurry?”

“Since you asked, I’m scheduled for an interview on CNN, so there.”

“Did you tell them that you’re a frog?”

“I did not.”

“Won’t they be surprised. Five bucks says you’re not going on.”

“Maybe I’ll change my mind and have you interview me instead; how’s that sound?”

“I think it sounds great. And now, our featured guest for this episode of ‘Pulse,’ the most- watched information show in its time slot, is Henry, who wants to be Trump’s [“Justice for All“(2:24)] Secretary of Defense; isn’t that right?”

“You best believe it, that and rounding up all the unwanteds in our country.”

“Go on; you were going to say something more.”

“Bring back the Draft.”

“You won’t get many votes.”

“I won’t get any, but having half of America filled with hate for their own country doesn’t cut it with this frog.”

“We couldn’t agree more.”

“Ask me about the Dems, the Deep State, and Pelosi’s armchair attempt at covering up for her coup d’état.

“Why’s that? I mean, where did she make her mistake?”

“Everyone had a camera, that’s why. Capitol Police murdering innocent protesters; come on, now, and all on camera. Mean, hateful cops beating people to death or shooting them at point- blank range; give me a break.”

“You’re right, aren’t you? Pelosi and ‘Mike ‘Judas’ Pence.’”

“I have a confession to make.”

“Oh, really? Let’s hear it after this short commercial break.”

“Our Day Will Come” (2:34)

“And we’re back with Henry who has his sights to be Trump’s [“Trump Won” (3:30)] Secretary of Defense. Now, about your confession.”

“I watched your last broadcast, the one with Professor Wert, talking about the Sky People. Well, now, the Sky People have been, if not friends, then acquaintances. I’ve been to one of their balloons, just once, but it was all the Professor said it was. By the way, they know everything about everyone: you, your audience, even me.”

“No way. Why?”

“Because, they told me, we’re entertaining beyond belief. They say God gave us Eden, and look what we’ve done to it. Pollution everywhere, the air and the sea, even our fresh water and, I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention or not, but God isn’t making any more fresh water. It rains, but how much of it is acid rain? They smelt copper in Montana and all the fish die in Minnesota; they make steel in Pittsburgh and all the fish die in Norway and, meanwhile, we have such idiots as the governor of California, Gavin Newsom, who is, I believe, a complete idiot, welcoming illegal immigrants and all the other invaders you care to name.”

“So, what do they say is the solution?”

“One word; they say it can all be fixed with one word: truth.”

“A rear commodity these days.”

“No truth on CNN, is there?”

“No, there’s not. Either everyone there is completely bonkers or greedy, most likely both.”

“And that’s all the time we have. Any last words?”

“Guns, ammo and fresh water, three things you can never have enough of.”

“Well said.”

“And a reminder to all those who took the Oath to the Constitution: Pay attention; just because you may be in uniform doesn’t give anyone the license to violate his Oath.”

“Well said. And that’s all for this episode of ‘Pulse.’ Goodnight.”

“I Love a Lassie” (4:10)

Roving Reporter