“ON THE SIDE OF THE CRIMINALS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Apr. 6, 2020) — ACT I The song, “Three Blind Mice” (0:49) is played as the house lights dim and an actor dressed as one would perhaps picture the Pied Piper of Hamelin addresses the audience as he appears at stage left in front of the […]
“WE’VE HAD IT!” April 3, 2020 Dear Friends and Colleagues: Nobody’s perfect, okay? And certainly not President Trump. He was elected because many folks simply looked at the alternative and decided to either stay home rather than go to the polls or to give the rank outsider a shot, despite his well-publicized earlier lapses. Be […]
“THANKS A LOT, NANCY” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Mar. 24, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the presentation of the ‘Jerk of the Decade Award’ that’s brought to you by ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular information show. Hello, my name is Roving Reporter (RR) and I will be your Master […]
MADAME BOTOX TEARS UP TRANSCRIPT OF STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH ON LIVE TV by Bob Russell, ©2020 (Feb. 28, 2020) — The botox-addled, power-hungry nutcase that sits in the chair of the Speaker of the House of Representatives has once again shown just how unbalanced and full of hatred she is. She used her […]
“WARNING SIGNS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 8, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another one of Professor Zorkophsky’s book reviews here on ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop to hear it here so you don’t have to waste your precious time to hear it anywhere else. Hello, my […]
“GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2020 (Feb. 7, 2020) — Those who held out any hope for the beginning of a healing process following President Trump’s State of the Union address had their dreams shattered within seconds of the end of his delivery. Knowing that within 24 hours of the SOTU speech, the […]
“UNSELFISH AMERICANISM” by Lois (Feb. 6, 2020) — [Editor’s Note: The following was circulated by email on Wednesday evening in response to President Trump’s State of the Union address on Tuesday. It is published here with the author’s permission.] ———————————– I slept on this to be sure I wanted to send this. Now that I’m […]
“ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 6, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ broadcasting from one of the centers of channeling some kind of mystic cosmic mumbo-jumbo from the other side; is that about it, Madam Shylock?” “First the money, and may I remind […]
“THE REPUBLIC IS WORTH SAVING” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2020 (Jan. 10, 2020) — When rational thought prevails, irrational schemes crater. Such is the result of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s “hanging tough” against the juvenile antics of Shrieker of the House Nancy Pelosi. McConnell refused to dance the Pelosi Polka, causing her to fold like […]
“WOEFULLY MISGUIDED OR INTENTIONALLY MALICIOUS” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Dec. 28, 2019) — The impeachment hoax continues to metastasize. Screacher of the House Nancy Pelosi (aka The Wretch from San Crapcisco) still insists that she will not transmit the articles of impeachment to the Senate until she is satisfied that the “due process” rights denied […]
“A TWO-TIERED SYSTEM” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most entertaining news show in its time slot, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ This week’s award for the ‘Most Stupid Utterance’ goes to a previous (multiple) winner, Nancy Pelosi. Somehow being a good Catholic and supporting […]
“OUR PLATFORM IS NEGATIVE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 6, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another round with our in-house Democrat Strategist, Mary Jane, right here on ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Let’s get right to it, shall we?” “I’m ready if you are, Roving, although I may not be at […]
“LACKING THE FACULTIES” March 15, 2019 Dear Friends and Colleagues: I see that Nancy & Company are all for lowering the voting age to 16. She and any who agree with her, however, would also balk and do their darnedest to prevent 16-year-olds who wildly shoot up neighborhoods in southeast and northwest D.C. every other […]
“A POLITICAL GUNFIGHT” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Mar. 8, 2019) — Well, as if there were already not enough things to fret about these days – from the unchecked invasion (thank you, Democrats and Paul Ryan…) of tens of thousands of illegal aliens per month over our southern border, to the media-sanctioned rising tide of […]
“NOTHING IS FREE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 26, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the program that won’t see any Democratic viewers, people who can’t handle the truth, and those who give credence to feelings over facts. There’s no audience overflow from The View and Morning Joe here. This show is bereft of the […]
“WELL-PLAYED, MR. PRESIDENT!” by Anonymous (Feb. 15, 2019) — First of two thoughts: Most Americans didn’t see what Trump did at the State of the Union, and you were looking right at it! Trump sent a copy of his speech to the Democrats, who immediately wrote scripts to trash his speech before and after the […]
“‘BIRD’ IS THE WORD” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 6, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that reveals what our neighbors are thinking. As you can see, we’re back on our corner across the street from the railroad depot where we ask commuters questions of […]
“WALLS WORK” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Back to Basics,’ a Community Service that we provide here at ‘Pulse of the Nation’ for those less fortunate not to have been exposed to, well, the basics in education. Hello, my name is Roving and we’re back […]
“THEY’VE BEEN PRACTICING…” by OPOVV , ©2019 (Feb. 4, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our ship of the imagination, where we take you on trips that you may not normally sign up for, but since it’s free, come aboard and we hope you enjoy the outing. Hello, my name is Roving […]
“A BROKEN SYSTEM” by Capt. Joseph R. John (Ret), ©2019, Chairman, CombatVeteransForCongress.org (Jan. 30, 2019) — The United States welcomes over 1 million legal immigrants to the United States from foreign countries each year who follow certain applicant procedures to identify themselves. No other country in the world has ever welcomed over 1 million legal […]