“A TWO-TIERED SYSTEM” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most entertaining news show in its time slot, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ This week’s award for the ‘Most Stupid Utterance’ goes to a previous (multiple) winner, Nancy Pelosi. Somehow being a good Catholic and supporting […]
“OUR PLATFORM IS NEGATIVE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 6, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another round with our in-house Democrat Strategist, Mary Jane, right here on ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Let’s get right to it, shall we?” “I’m ready if you are, Roving, although I may not be at […]
“LACKING THE FACULTIES” March 15, 2019 Dear Friends and Colleagues: I see that Nancy & Company are all for lowering the voting age to 16. She and any who agree with her, however, would also balk and do their darnedest to prevent 16-year-olds who wildly shoot up neighborhoods in southeast and northwest D.C. every other […]
“A POLITICAL GUNFIGHT” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Mar. 8, 2019) — Well, as if there were already not enough things to fret about these days – from the unchecked invasion (thank you, Democrats and Paul Ryan…) of tens of thousands of illegal aliens per month over our southern border, to the media-sanctioned rising tide of […]
“NOTHING IS FREE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 26, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the program that won’t see any Democratic viewers, people who can’t handle the truth, and those who give credence to feelings over facts. There’s no audience overflow from The View and Morning Joe here. This show is bereft of the […]
“WELL-PLAYED, MR. PRESIDENT!” by Anonymous (Feb. 15, 2019) — First of two thoughts: Most Americans didn’t see what Trump did at the State of the Union, and you were looking right at it! Trump sent a copy of his speech to the Democrats, who immediately wrote scripts to trash his speech before and after the […]
“‘BIRD’ IS THE WORD” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 6, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that reveals what our neighbors are thinking. As you can see, we’re back on our corner across the street from the railroad depot where we ask commuters questions of […]
“WALLS WORK” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Back to Basics,’ a Community Service that we provide here at ‘Pulse of the Nation’ for those less fortunate not to have been exposed to, well, the basics in education. Hello, my name is Roving and we’re back […]
“THEY’VE BEEN PRACTICING…” by OPOVV , ©2019 (Feb. 4, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our ship of the imagination, where we take you on trips that you may not normally sign up for, but since it’s free, come aboard and we hope you enjoy the outing. Hello, my name is Roving […]
“A BROKEN SYSTEM” by Capt. Joseph R. John (Ret), ©2019, Chairman, CombatVeteransForCongress.org (Jan. 30, 2019) — The United States welcomes over 1 million legal immigrants to the United States from foreign countries each year who follow certain applicant procedures to identify themselves. No other country in the world has ever welcomed over 1 million legal […]
“A HOUSE OF CARDS THAT NEEDS TO BE TOPPLED” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 26, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where if you don’t like what we have to say we politely ask you to reconsider. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host […]
“TRUMP GETS THE WALL” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 24, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting show of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop where we do the thinking so you can sit back and relax, knowing that we have your back. Hello, my name is Roving, as in […]
“A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Jan. 23, 2019) — Soon, Petulant Pelosi and her apparatchiks will bore through the Earth’s mantle and enter the realm of magma as they dig their juvenile temper tantrum pit deeper and deeper. We now learn that she has basically locked President Trump out of the […]
3:00 P.M. EST by Sharon Rondeau (Jan. 18, 2019) — At approximately 6:00 p.m. EST, President Trump tweeted that he plans to make a major statement encompassing what he said is the “Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border” and the partial government shutdown, now completing its 28th day. Since funding lapsed for a number of […]
“IMPECCABLE SKILLS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for what’s true. Hello, my name is Roving and I was chosen to be the Master of Ceremonies in presenting the ‘Driver of the Year Award’ to the Air Force […]
“ENOUGH ALREADY” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Jan. 16, 2019) — Let us agree at the outset that although the term “shriek” is normally reserved for loud, screaming or irritating audible outbursts, the moniker “Shrieker of the House” is not an altogether inaccurate descriptor of Nancy Pelosi, because the mendacious and incessantly goofy emanations from her […]
“I WILL TAKE THE MANTLE” by Sharon Rondeau (Dec. 11, 2018) — A videotape of President Trump meeting with House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer became contentious almost as soon as Trump made his remarks and invited Pelosi to offer her comments on the meeting. Vice President Mike Pence was […]
“YOU DON’T KNOW GOOD FROM BAD” by Dr. Laurie Roth, ©2018 (Nov. 20, 2018) — Let us pause for a moment of silence as we contemplate the spiritual significance and depth of so many on the Democrat left. It is Thanksgiving time and soon Christmas, so let’s look at the enlightened words of several who […]
…INTO “CRUMBS” by Jeff Crouere, ©2018 (Jun. 1, 2018) — The U.S. Labor Department released another strong employment report on Friday. It showed that non-farm payrolls expanded by 223,000, far exceeding expectations of most economists. The unemployment rate dropped to 3.8%, the lowest since April of 2000. For African-Americans, the unemployment rate was the lowest […]
WILL DEMOCRATS WIN BACK THE U.S. HOUSE? by Jeff Crouere, ©2018 (Mar. 16, 2018) — Thank goodness for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. If not for their continuing mistakes and unpopularity, it would have been a tough week for President Donald Trump and the Republican Party. The Trump […]