by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Oct. 30, 2024) — “It Don’t Come Easy” (2:47)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Everyone here at ‘Pulse’ has set aside this day, the day Steve Bannon was released from a federal prison, as a day of reflection, reflection on the meaning of the Constitution for each of us. Make no mistake about it: Steve Bannon represents Law and Order which is why he was imprisoned by Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Deep State, including the Joint Chiefs of Staff, let alone government entities such as the DOJ, the Department of Education, and the Department of Homeland Security. We also support the elimination of the ‘Patriot Act.’
“We thought long and hard on who we would like to open the ceremony, and it all came down to Henry and his traveling troupe of lady frogs performing the ‘Can-Can’ (1:03), which we’ll now see.
“Thank you, ladies. Now I’ll turn it over to Henry.”
“Thank you, Roving, and thank you, lady frogs, for your wonderful rendition of the Can-Can dance. I was asked to welcome back Steve; glad you made it. You know, don’t you, that Las Vegas had odds that you wouldn’t make it? Glad to see you beat the odds.
“Getting down to brass tacks, the Dems are going to cheat like you can’t believe, which is why we must make our voting too big to rig. At this time, I’d like to do my rendition of a popular song.”
“New York, New York” (2:36)
Sound of applause from those in the studio.
“Thank you. So, here’s the deal: they’re going to cheat. We know they’re going to cheat; they know they’re going to cheat so we better get ready for the ‘BIG CHEAT,’ as if the 2020 election wasn’t.
“Step 1 is to stock up on fresh water and ammo after voting for Trump and down-ballot.
“Step 2 is to double-check that Step 1 was completed successfully.”
“That’s it?”
“Isn’t that enough?”
“Actually, it is. But one last word. When I was in a war, if somebody issued or followed an illegal order, they paid for it. What I’m saying, if I were in that line to vote in Pennsylvania and some cop came up to me and told me I can’t vote when there’s at least two hours left to vote, I’m taking him down, either verbally or otherwise. A cop, a United States army general or anyone who pretends they can run roughshod over the Constitution is going to have one heck of a wake-up call to reality, is all I can say.”
“I think most of us would agree with you.”
“But it doesn’t end there, does it? I joined the military to defend the Constitution; I took the Oath, and that oath has no expiration date. That cop in Pennsylvania telling those in line to leave shot a bullet at each person’s head; at least that’s my understanding of the event. What I’m trying to say is that the Deep State is all around us, every day, from the cop harassing a few people standing in line to vote to the politicians in the halls of Congress and the judges in the courtrooms.”
“Fight it where you find it.”
“Exactly. And that’s all the time we have, so we’ll wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.”
“Good show. Worm and burger time: my treat.”
“Golden Slumbers” (1:31)
Roving Reporter
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