To Bear False Witness is Telling a Lie (RR)

by Henry, ©2024

(Jul. 3, 2024) — “Once Upon a Time in the West” (3:04)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Can’t be teaching the Bible, now, can we? I mean, if we aren’t allowed to lie, what good are we? Sharia Law dictates to kill Jews and Christians, right? I thought murder was wrong, but I guess not. Can’t be having the Bible and the Ten Commandments taught at our public schools; might upset a Muslim. Did I hear Rachel Maddow apologize for pushing the ‘Russian Collusion’ lie? Has anyone ever heard a ‘We lied’ from ‘The View’? I am sick and tired of the DOJ working against the Constitution as much as I’m against any treaty we have with a foreign government prohibiting us from executing their citizens who rape, molest our children, and murder us. Hang them at our southern border and keep them there for all to see. There; I feel better, and I hope you do, too.

“They say that the ‘fix is in,’ meaning VP Kamala Harris will certify illegal Biden votes in the 2024 presidential election this November 5^th, just as VP Mike Pence did in 2020. We’ll see, but this I will say: what we just saw happening in France may very well happen here, to wit: Trump wins. If the anti-Americans want to participate on a rampage to loot, burn, and murder, we will welcome the opportunity to save our country. I am not the great orator that Mr. Roving Reporter is; I’m just a frog who speaks ‘Frog’ and a little bit of American English, so please excuse me for not being as forthright as he. Let’s get to our featured guest, Madam Shylock. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“Thank you, Henry, for inviting me to be on your most popular information show. I understand you’re the ‘talk-of-the-town’ on the ‘chicken salad circuit.’”

“That’s true, but you know what they say: ‘Tastes like frog.’ So, I graciously decline; I mean, why take a chance? What did you think about the debate?”

“What debate? Trump wasted his time, and we wasted our time watching Trump [“Try that in a Small Town” (3:00)] waste his. Watching Joe Biden is about as exciting as watching a stack of computer paper. Waste of time.”

“You said that.”

“Then I’ll add that if you got the ‘Clot Shot (aka COVID-19 vaccine), if you don’t believe in Ivermectin, and if you think the 2020 election was fair and honest, then you’re so stupid it defies belief. You should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as living in a separate reality, like maybe in ‘The Twilight Zone.’ In short, reality doesn’t mean a thing.”

“What about Biden?”

“Elder abuse, plain and simple. Wave goodbye to Taiwan. I’ve got something to say: it’s all about the Constitution. That’s it; nothing else matters. Period.”

“Okay, we understand at least that much. We understand that Governors Whitmer of Michigan and Hochul of New York are Communists, but why doesn’t anybody else know? Can’t they figure it out?”

“No, they can’t. Our generals can’t figure out warfare by drone, either. Can’t figure what happens when a barrel of oil is paid for by anything other than the dollar. Can’t see hyper-inflation around the corner. Once we were energy-independent, about to become energy- dominant, and now we’re buying oil from our enemies. Sad case of stupidity, but what makes it even worse is the stupids can’t see what’s happening at our borders, in the grocery store, or at the gas pumps, or maybe they see but blank it out somehow, maybe blame it all on Trump [“81Million Votes, My A**” (3:13)]; who the heck knows?”

“Good question. What about the Dems, not understanding what’s at stake?”

“They somehow think the race is between candidates, that’s why.”

“If not between Trump and Biden, then who, or what?”

“It’s between the rule of law vs. none; it’s between the Constitution or anarchy; it’s between having our country or living in a Third World cesspool, like Haiti or Afghanistan.”

“So why can’t they figure it out? Don’t they buy groceries or gas?”

“It’s a question of denial, when facts don’t fit their personal world view. You see, they know back in November of 2020 gas was $1.83; at least it was where I live. They are so brainwashed that they completely ignore the truth. They see there’s inflation, but they ignore it or blame it on Trump. Sure, it’s a lie, but once accepted, it’s an excuse good as gold, something they can rely on.”

“You mean ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’”

“Yes, it’s a disease of the heart, not of the mind. And there’s no cure except a dose of knowledge, a teaspoon of common sense, and a dash of patriotism for those who are buried in our national cemeteries all over the world. But most of all, it takes an open mind to recognize the truth, and if you listen to garbage all that comes out is garbage, CNN in and MSNBC out.”

“Like getting the ‘facts’ from ‘The View.’”

“There you go, straight to the bottom, a narrow road to purgatory, a bridge to nowhere. A king whose subjects are as blind as he is. Welcome to the land of hate and fear, hate your neighbors and fear them because they have the ability to see the truth, unlike the Dems, the race-baiters, the first to use the ‘race card,’ the real bigots and ignoramuses of the world.”

“That was a mouthful.”

“And I have a lot more. I look into my crystal ball and see hardship and misery, nothing but, except on the off-chance that Trump wins, and even then, we have over 10 million Muslims who are supposed ‘citizens’ who want nothing more than to kill each and every Jew and Christian no matter where they are: Africa, Europe or right here at home. They’re using our laws and goodwill to do us in, the home of the brave and the free, not theirs; got it?”

“We got it. Now what about all those people who want to kill Trump [“Trump Won” (3:30)], who want him dead?”

“You mean the heartless, soulless and worthless scum of the earth? Trump can help save the world from itself and the crazy people who don’t give a hoot about the world, about forever wars, about human trafficking, about rape trees, about child molestation, about teenagers being mutilated through trans-surgery, hormonal therapy, and suicide, as if we don’t have enough suicides in our country per day.”

“Too many.”

“Here’s a thought: the barometer of a country’s health is the ratio of suicides, plain and simple, and if that’s the case, and I presume it is, one would think it would be in everyone’s best interest to have that number be as close to zero as possible, right?”

“Presumably so.”

“Well, the way America is going downhill, the way it looks to me is that the USA is in dire straits, thanks to the policies of this out-of-control administration which is hell-bent on welcoming Communism. No, thank you, just the same. They’re crazy, you know?”

“Who?”

“All who fear Trump [“Justice for All” (2:24)]. They’re fearful of the truth, the strongest witness under the sun, something that can’t be ignored or denied because, if that’s the case, it’ll resurface and bite you when you least suspect it. As they say, ‘The truth shall set you free.’”

 “Thank you for visiting with us. Goodnight, all.”

“For You Blue” (2:32)

Henry