by Roving Reporter, ©2022
(Sep. 23, 2022) — “Singing the Blues” (2:25)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest tonight is Mr. Mohamed Kelly, retired CIA operative who specialized in the Middle East. Some say General Schwarzkopf relied on Mr. Kelly for real-time information on the Muslim mindset in the Middle East during Desert Storm. Mr. Kelly is also the author of well-received books about Muslims, and each of his books have become required reading at our nation’s War College. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Mohammed Kelly, the most- watched information show in its time slot.”
“Glad to be here, Roving. Big fan of ‘Pulse.’ If you don’t mind, address me as ‘Jeff’ since ‘Mohamed’ has a rather negative connotation.”
“Gee, I wonder why.”
“But that’s the thing, isn’t it? Besides killing everyone else, they even kill their own. You know, if you would subtract the Jews, Christians and Unbelievers from the Quran, there would be little left. And then if you would subtract all the rules on punishments there would be nothing left.”
“That’s right, isn’t it? Remember that movie, ‘FITNA?’”
“You mean the one that just quoted the Quran?”
“Yes, that’s the one. The Muslims had it banned from the Internet because it portrayed the truth.”
“I guess they don’t like the truth. I wonder why that is?”
“Since we don’t like rhetorical stuff, say goodbye, Jeff.”
“I’ll say goodbye after I say that if you don’t open your eyes, you will have given your country away to a Totalitarian government, namely ‘Transform America’ — just as Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) said he would: transform America – to be indistinguishable from any other Muslim Third World cesspool. You must stop the everyday importation of thousands of Muslims, to start, and to finish you must deport thousands and thousands every day because, if you don’t, they’ll just out-birth you and elect politicians who will replace the Constitution with Sharia Law. Now pay attention: once Sharia is introduced, that’s the end and you’ll never get it back. Goodbye.”
“And off goes Jeff and off we go for a commercial break.”
“Yellow Dog Blues” (4:13)
“And we’re back. I’d just like to make a short comment about Jeff’s warning. What we have reaped is an open door to the arch enemy of Western Civilization: Islam. Nothing good can possibly result in any number of Muslims within our borders at any time. Islam doesn’t fall into the category of ‘religion’; Islam feeds on the deaths of all who don’t abide by a certain code of behavior, reminiscent of the fanatical believers of the Khmer Rouge where adherent disciples murdered their spouses, children, parents, relatives, friends, and strangers as proof of their devotion to a cause that worshiped death. Our next guest is Joe who wants to say something.”
“Thank you for allowing me to be a part of the ‘Family of Pulse,’ as it were.”
“You’re more than welcome. It was back in 1978 when they started to push the ‘Global Warming’ nonsense after the ‘Global Cooling’ nonsense failed to freeze us all to death. And after we didn’t cook to death, they’re on the ‘Climate Change’ nonsense. What will the next one be called: ‘Global Cook/Freeze or Maintain to Death’ nonsense?”
“Another rhetorical; you’re out of here. Let’s take our last commercial break; don’t go anywhere.”
“Waltz of the Flowers” (5:42)
“Here we are with Anita, a retired school teacher. So, what’s your take on the current insanity rampaging throughout our country?”
“It’s a two-party system, but it’s not the Dems vs. the Republicans. We have the Socialist Democratic Party of the United States which is, really now, the Dems plus the Republicans vs. the MAGA Party, also known as the Constitution Party. The party of JFK is not the Dems of today, a fact about which someone should clue in Alan Dershowitz, who actually voted for Hillary and Biden-Harris and, get this, goes around spouting that the 2020 election was honest as the day is long. Dershowitz believes that Biden is the legal president of the USA. Doesn’t say much for Harvard, does it? Dershowitz believes that the election deniers are nut jobs, and Elizabeth Warren believes she’s a direct descendant of Pocahontas.”
“Yes, it kind-of knocks the belief that Harvard is somehow a desirable place to get an education, unless you agree to leave your brain at the door and drink the Kool-Aid and emerge as a brainless Socialist Democrat in the image of Joe Biden or Kamala Harris, or even Alan Dershowitz or Elizabeth Warren.”
“Yes, that is quite correct, Mr. Roving.”
“And that’ll do it for us and so, on behalf of Anita, this is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Little People report: NY AG Letitia James has been named the stupidest person in the United States in the month of September 2022. Congratulations, Miss James, you let your Trump Derangement Syndrome get the best of you. Do yourself a big favor and study the United States Constitution and take a test. Hope you pass it or you’ll end up as dumb as Dershowitz, Biden, Harris, and Warren.]
“Up a Lazy River” (2:33)
Fitna.
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