On Board the Paratrooper’s Plane (RR)

by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Apr. 10, 2021) — “California Dreamin’” (2:46)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I don’t really know how this is going to work out, but we have the Mayor of the Little People on the horn. Hello, Mayor, how you all doin’?”

“Fine, Professor Zorkophsky, we are all doing fine, but would you mind very much if you would address me as ‘The General,’ that is, as long as I’m operating in my present capacity?”

“Oh, yes, of course, General, and you can call me ‘Zork.’”

“Will do, Zork, but the name is ‘The General,’ at least for now.”

“Right. So, The General, where are you and can you tell us what’s going on?”

“All I can say is that we’re cruising at 40 mph at 500 feet, following a ribbon of concrete, and if I said any more I’d be giving the store away. Suffice to say everything is going to plan, that is, as long as those who said they’d ‘pitch in’ will meet us at ‘Ground Zero’ at the designated time, give or take a day or two.”

“Sounds like you got your act together and we’ll be looking forward to seeing you.”

“Inaudible static.”

“Well, we lost The General so we’ll be right back after this short break.”

“I Remember You” (2:03)

“And we’re back, this time with Roving Reporter (RR) who is at the county courthouse. Hello, Roving, and what’s going on?”

“I’m in the court of Judge Beck who is hearing the case of the ‘Upset Neighbor’; let’s listen in.”

“So, please, tell us your complaint without making a theatrical production of it.”

“Very well, your honor. If the bailiff will dim the lights we’ll be able to see the film a lot clearer. This first part is the lawn before it was mowed and, in just a minute, we’ll see the after.”

“I don’t see a heck of a lot of difference. I see the grass shorter but I also see a lot of dandelions.”

“And that’s the point, Judge. He left all the dandelions; he ‘refuse’ to, in his words — here it is: ‘I refuse to kill a flower that butterflies like, so there.’ And that’s my proof.”

“Bailiff, please turn the lights back on. Well, what do have to say to that, Mr. Defendant?”

“I say in a world where the butterflies are on the decline, along with a lot of other life forms, maybe we ought to take a pause and see what we’re doing.”

“So you leave the dandelions in your yard?”

“Yes, Judge, I do. I also write to my elected representatives and ask them to pass some commonsense legislation, such as requiring the purchase of a new oil filter to return the old oil filter for proper disposal, and the same with the oil.”

“Well, now, that makes a lot of sense; I mean, who could argue with that? Case dismissed.”

“And that’s it from the courthouse. Roving out.”

“Thank you, Roving. Let’s take a break and when we come back we’ll take a couple of calls.”

“Try to Remember” (2:14)

“Hello, you’re caller number one to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time slot. Zork here, and would you please introduce yourself and tell us what’s on your mind”

“Hello, Professor, you don’t remember me, but I was in one of your classes back in the day while you were at the university, just before you went to work for the government as a consultant. I finished with a degree in ‘Homo sapiens Magnetic Phenomena’ that I put to good use, I might add.”

“Why, that’s great, especially since most people get a degree in one subject then get a job in another.”

“Yes, and I just wrote a book that you surveyed for my publisher and I want to thank you for your most energetic review.”

“Was that the book titled, ‘How About Slowing it Down a Notch?’ Enjoyed it immensely.”

“That I gathered; the publisher sent it to Hollywood and we think it’s going to be made into a movie or, at the very least, a television series.”

“Why, that’s great. How about filling the audience in what the book is all about?”

“Okay, the basic premise is that we, that is, each of us, have a bit part in the whole, the whole being a play or, better yet, an opera, no doubt some sort of tragedy that will end in the universe imploding.”

“Sounds interestingly fascinating.”

“Yes, doesn’t it, though? Picture yourself in a crowd scene, maybe watching a comet smashing into Jupiter or a tennis match. See, everybody is part of something; in this case each of our individual magnetic spectra add to the whole, understand?”

“Perfectly.”

“All animals, I mean, all people are wired pretty much the same, with exceptions, of course. Ted Bundy, a real honest-to-goodness monster, was either wired wrong at birth or his circuits became entwined and shorted-out. Either way he did not accept the GOLDEN RULE as his guiding light.”

“Muslims, too.”

“Now ain’t that the truth? Now, getting back to short-circuits: we know that there are people who are raised in such a way as to become short-circuited; that’s a given. Now what is not a given is why our government continues to import Muslims into our country. I mean, does anyone remember 9-11? Give me a break; why, some countries don’t allow Muslims at all and, if they do, they certainly do not allow CAIR, the Muslim Brotherhood or any Islamic organizations, let alone mosques.”

“Name one.”

“Angola.”

“So how do you get a movie out of it?”

“Simple: we trace the path of a government employee who was hired the week before 9-11 and follow her from meeting to meeting. By the way, it’s a true story: she wore a wire the whole time: every word has been recorded, up until the book was published, and then she was fired.”

“Fired? What was the excuse?”

“Well, first of all she made it clear that she supported the Constitution.”

“Strike One.”

“Then she made it quite clear that she was not infected with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ because she didn’t cry and have a temper tantrum when Hillary lost.”

“Strike Two.”

“She mentioned the fact that the ‘Beltway Sniper’ was a Muslim.”

“Strike Three.”

“She supports the death penalty for those who murder, rape and molest children, and that includes illegal immigrants and Muslims.”

“Strike Four.”

“She made it clear that the USA should not allow any more Muslims in and should deport all who are here, plus she said the same about illegal immigrants, including DACA freeloaders and anchor babies, even those from China.”

“Strike Five.”

“That’s right, but she still wasn’t fired.”

“So what did it for her?”

“In every government office, after a new president is sworn in, they change the picture hanging on the wall, in plain sight, of the president. After they hung Biden’s photo, she replaced it with Trump’s, saying ‘Trump got the votes, you morons, you traitors, you Socialists, you lovers of China. You all deserve to be pink-slipped’.”

“Wow.”

“And to top it off, she has it all on tape; well, actually video and sound, so it should make for a pretty exciting film. I mean, twenty years condensed down to less than two hours. It was her questioning Biden’s election to the presidency by fraud that did it; that got her fired, and then she compounded it all by saying that not only was Harris ineligible, but Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, as well.”

“Sounds rather exciting.”

“But that’s not the kicker.”

“No?”

“The kicker is the riddle of Globe Tipi: Why was it backfilled and who did it? One would proceed to continue to excavate the site with the utmost caution rather than with abandonment; I mean, ‘How About Slowing it Down a Notch?’”

“Good point, which is where we’ll have to end this rather interesting discussion. It seems we humans have been around a lot longer than many of us thought. I mean, seven thousand years older than Stonehenge?

“So here’s my last thought for today’s broadcast: a Ferris Bueller quote: ‘Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.’ You know, we’re almost a HALF A YEAR LATER since the fraud of an election, where Biden–Harris, and the Joint Chiefs of Staff, are walking us closer and closer to the edge of the abyss from which there’ll be no return because there’ll be nobody left to save us.

“I can’t, for the life of me, adequately articulate how much disdain I have for those who disrespect our Constitution, starting with Biden-Harris, Pelosi-Schumer, RINOS and Dems, the Fake News and lawbreakers who scam the system. In the case of Hillary, rely on the double standard to get away with breaking the rules that would land you and me in jail. One last comment: when a Muslim woman is charged with adultery and sentenced to death, the reality is that she was gang-raped; the men are never prosecuted. That’s it, so I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Added note: Either the police and the military will follow their Oath to the Constitution to protect you and me from enemies, both foreign and domestic by denouncing the fraud that is Biden-Harris, OR they can cling to the excuse that they ‘are only following orders,’ which is not a legal defense; matter of fact, it’s an admission of guilt and therefore puts them on the side of BLM, ANTIFA and all the other enemies of our country.]

“Butterfly” (2:26)

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky