If I Don’t Offend I’m Not Happy (RR)

If I Don’t Offend I’m Not Happy (RR)

“WE’RE AT WAR AND DON’T EVEN KNOW IT” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Oct. 28, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most entertaining show on the idiot box. Hello, Talking Dog here while Roving is betting on ‘Double 00’ in Las Vegas. We’re on the corner under the awning across the street […]

The Primeval Beat of the Drum (RR)

The Primeval Beat of the Drum (RR)

“NO ONE CAN HELP YOU IF YOU CAN’T HELP YOURSELF” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Apr. 26, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that entertains as well as informs. Standing on the corner with me, across from the train tracks, is none other than Professor Ahmad, you remember, […]

First Amendment and FITNA vs. AG Lynch

First Amendment and FITNA vs. AG Lynch

“MERRY CHRISTMAS” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Dec. 7, 2015) — Ho ho ho Hum. Yawn. Another attack dog of the DOJ let loose on our Constitution. Another member of the Administration cutting ahead of line via Affirmative Action making a complete fool of herself. The new vendetta is to prosecute the Truth as if the Truth […]

Just What the Doctor Ordered (RR)

Just What the Doctor Ordered (RR)

WHAT QUALITIES SHOULD A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE POSSESS? by OPOVV, ©2015 (Sep. 18, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, we’re back at the university, this time to interview the great Jewish scholar, Professor Zeveriah Ezekiel. Welcome to the show, Professor.” “Call me Bart.” “Pardon me?” “I like ‘Bart.’ Makes me feel […]

Sayonara, Mt. Rushmore

Sayonara, Mt. Rushmore

“WHO IS SORRY NOW?” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Mar. 13, 2015) — Ah so, very welcome, I’m sure. So sorry you late, yes? Never saw it coming, did you? So sorry. Me too. We both so very sorry. Heck, all America so very sorry. So very too-damn-bad sorry. People not like the look of our flag, Old […]

How to Talk to an Obot

How to Talk to an Obot

“THE FACTS AND THE TRUTH” by OPOVV, ©2014 (May 6, 2014) — NOTE:  Place in lifeboats and elevators. Face it, going through the rest of your life without crossing paths with an Obot is virtually impossible, so what we have here is, basically, an OBOT SURVIVAL GUIDE. Since every situation is unique unto itself, these are […]

A Play in Two Acts: The Scimitar

A Play in Two Acts: The Scimitar

WHAT IS THE PRICE FOR SENSELESS MURDER? by OPOVV, ©2013 (Dec. 16, 2013) — ACT I The stage is decorated as if it’s an out-of-control warehouse. The backdrop is tall shelves with all sizes of boxes, some whose contents are spilling out. The floor is covered in trash: rags, buckets and newspapers. Center of stage is […]

OUR National Debt

OUR National Debt

IS THIS HOW WE TREAT THOSE WHO HAVE SACRIFICED SO MUCH? by OPOVV, ©2013 (Dec. 1, 2013) — No, this isn’t about the Federal Reserve’s shareholders fleecing you and me out of our hard-earned money, used to pay off politicians and judges to look the other way while “The Fed,” a privately-held corporation, orders the US Treasury […]

Onward, Christian Soldiers

Onward, Christian Soldiers

CHRISTIANS UNDER PERNICIOUS ATTACK FROM ISLAM by OPOVV, ©2013 (Jul. 6, 2013) — A while ago, farther back than your birth date, around two millennia, this Dude showed up on the scene and started talking about treating people about how they would wish to be treated, and he gathered himself quite a few supporters. It wasn’t […]

Infestation: They’re Here!

Infestation: They’re Here!

CAN AMERICANS HANDLE THE TRUTH? by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Oct. 24, 2012) — On the grand scale of the ability to reason, you have your stalk of celery, amoebas, gerbils, Quarter Horses, lemurs, and us. I suppose Obots are somewhere between the mold that grows between the boards on a city park picnic bench, but […]

America’s Most Dangerous Man

America’s Most Dangerous Man

CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF DEFERS TO MUSLIMS OVER HIS OWN OFFICER by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Sep. 22, 2012) — If I were to say to you that Islam isn’t as “Peaceful and Benevolent” as they would wish you to believe and cited thousands of documented cases where the behavior of Muslims is the […]

We Outnumber AND Out-Gun Them

We Outnumber AND Out-Gun Them

HOW MANY AMERICANS WOULD SUPPORT THIS PLATFORM? by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Sep. 21, 2012) — Last week was my first large scale political rally. I didn’t notify the local police, nor did I bother with the local mainstream media. I didn’t inform radio or send out flyers. No, I just let the grapevine convey the […]

Enemies List

Enemies List

WHY IS DEMPSEY CHAIR OF THE JOINT CHIEFS IF HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS? by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Sep. 14, 2012) — To say that I was disappointed that I didn’t make Nixon’s “Enemy List” would be a gross understatement, but then I wasn’t a threat to the ESTABLISHMENT. The “Who’s Who” […]

Will OPOVV Address the DNC?

PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL:  VET CANDIDATES, DEPORT ILLEGALS, AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM! by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Sep. 3, 2012) — The following letter has been sent to the DNC: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chairwomen Democratic National Committee 430 South Capitol Street SE Washington, D.C., 20003 Dear Ms. Schultz; Hello. I registered with the FEC to be […]

Finally, a Poll We Can Trust

IS OBAMA DOING A GOOD JOB? by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Aug. 15, 2012) — How ‘bout those “undecideds?” Ever met one? Me neither, yet in every poll, there are ALWAYS a few who either didn’t hear or didn’t understand the question. Here’s an example: If you were stranded on a desert island, would you want a […]

The Failure of State

IS THE U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT RUN BY ENEMIES OF THE STATE? by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Jul. 25, 2012) —  Some Pilgrims presumably gave the Indians some glass beads, perhaps a dollar’s worth for a couple of thousand acres. A couple of nights later, the Indians returned and took a couple of scalps. Maybe there was […]

Scarier and Scarier

DO MOST AMERICANS SEE THE DANGER? by OPOVV, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Jun. 24, 2012) — I was thinking the other day what’s the limit, what will it take for America to wake up to the very real and obvious threat to our security? Well, maybe it’s not so obvious, after all, for if it were, I […]

It’s Just a Matter of Time

ARE WE WALKING INTO THE INFERNO? by One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet, ©2012, Presidential Candidate (Mar. 28, 2012) — Any farmer or sailor worth his salt keeps one eye on the horizon for the weather. After a few years, one gets pretty adept: you don’t need a weatherman to tell you when a storm is about to […]

Are Americans Really Too Stupid to Understand FACTS?

OR ARE THEIR HEADS BURIED IN THE SAND? by One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet (Sep. 5, 2011) — Here’s an old joke: Let’s have all of our judges and politicians wear logo jackets, you know, windbreakers with the patches of the companies that sponsor them. The back of Obama’s jacket would have a big, green “BP,” […]

Peter and the Wolf (Sharia)

WILL AMERICANS LEARN FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF EUROPE? by One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet (Aug. 10, 2011) — Had Peter gone around and paid everyone a handful of kopecks when he told his wolf story, maybe people would have believed him. Well, they really would’ve believed if he had dispensed buckets of rubles. Remind you of […]