by Henry, ©2025
(Aug. 4, 2025) — “This Could be the Last Time” (3:39)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re back in the balcony at Archbishop Dunkin’s little church down on Hawthorn Street on the invitation that read, ‘You gotta hear this.’ And so here we are as the man himself approaches the pulpit. Let’s listen in.”
“Good morning, one and all, and what a glorious day it is. Let me say from the start that I apologize for the misunderstanding at the front door a little while ago. You see, at our church we live the ‘unarmed and helpless’ part of the equation of being responsible citizens, so what happened was that a few uninformed guests expected to waltz right on in unarmed.
(Gasps from the parishioners)
“That’s right, so I made a deal with them that if they would rent a few of our goodies from the armory in the basement, we’d let them in, so they did, and we did and all is well with the world. Our earth is back on its axis. Please turn to page 407 in your hymnal and join in with our most excellent choir.”
“It is Well with My Soul” (4:32)
“Thank you. The sermon today will be back to basics, so if you want to nod off, feel welcome to do so. That’s right; we’re back to square one. The Bible is divided into two distinct parts, the Old and the New Testaments. The Jewish Torah is the Old Testament; the New Testament is the life of Our Savior, Jesus Christ, and His teachings of the ‘Golden Rule.’ And that’s it in a nutshell. By the way, that ‘turn the other cheek’ part doesn’t mean you have to go through life stupid, which is why we’re armed.
Commercial break: “His Latest Flame” (4:03)
“There is no Golden Rule in Islam. There is no doing to others as you, too, would wish to be treated. There is no treating women as equals in the partnership of marriage. There are no redeeming characteristics in Islam; all is torture and death.
“I heard someone say the other day that Islam is a religion. Lately, we’ve been hearing talk of our kids being ‘indoctrinated’ in our public schools. Well, guess what? Muslims have been indoctrinating adults for the past 1,400 years. As they say, ‘Repeat a lie often enough and eventually it’s accepted as the truth.’ Someone said they read in the encyclopedia that ‘Islam is one of the world’s three great religions.’ So, does that make the statement true, just because it was printed? Think, people, think. God gave us a brain; use it.
“People, as we’ve noticed, basically want to be left alone. Islam instructs its followers to kill the ‘unbelievers.’ The Bible instructs us to leave wll enough alone, that we can go through life without killing our neighbor, or our children, or our spouse for not believing in the things we believe, which is why the Bible is so feared by Muslims. Imagine, living a life without murdering your neighbor, or child, or wife? The Muslims FEAR the Bible because it teaches peace and the Golden Rule. There is no ‘Golden Rule’ in Islam, and if someone would suggest such a concept, death.
Commercial break: “Angels Can Do No More” (3:47)
“I have colleagues who have become Buddhists; some adhere to Shintoism. Are they in fear for their lives for leaving Catholicism or the Baptist church? No, they are not. Can’t say the same of the Death Cult we know as Islam.
“A few years ago there was this movie, ‘FITNA,’ that exposed the hypocrisy of Islam. Now, today, the movie has been removed from the Internet. The encroachment of Islam is unending. One of the deacons of our church, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky, says that the United States will be a Third-World Islamic Cesspool within 20 years.
“Think about it. By the year 2050 there will be no country left. We will have gone the way of Ireland, England, France, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Sweden and Germany and others unless we use the brain that the Good Lord gave us.
“Our government is, right now, our worst enemy because it isn’t doing diddly-squat to protect us. Oh, sure, illegals are being deported, but are Muslims? How stupid are we? I ask you. I’ll tell you exactly how stupid we are: by the year 2050, your granddaughter will be raped, and that’s a 100% prediction. So go ahead; keep calling Islam a ‘religion’ instead of what it truly is: a Death Cult.
“And that’s it. Please turn to page 327 and sing along with the choir as we leave the building. Dogs and burgers out back.”
“And that’s it for us, too. Goodnight.”
“Onward Christian Soldiers” (4:00)
Much info. Much truth. Thank you.