If I Don’t Offend I’m Not Happy (RR)


by OPOVV, ©2017

Has America doomed itself to destruction by allowing Islamics into the country?

(Oct. 28, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most entertaining show on the idiot box. Hello, Talking Dog here while Roving is betting on Double 00 in Las Vegas. We’re on the corner under the awning across the street from the railroad station intercepting regular folk about their trek to the big city with all of its centers of culture, few, I fear, that are ever visited by the easily-offended. For instance, we wouldn’t expect to see Elizabeth Warren at an American Indian diorama in the Field Museum.

“Matter-of-fact, let’s add to the list: whiners, kneelers and Socialists; supporters of child molester hideouts that the easily-offended call ‘Sanctuary Cities’; Black Lives Matter (ALL lives matter); and everyone else who’s afraid of hard work and accepting the consequences of bad behavior. Did I mention drug dealers? Law enforcement and the other officers of the court who look the other way whenever a case of white slavery smacks them in the face, as if someone is actually hitting them on the cheek with a fish, as if life is nothing but a series of slapstick comedy skits.

“And let’s not forget the mentally challenged who are OFFENDED by a school named after George Washington, George Washington Carver or (fill in the blank) __________. These are the people who get offended by a statue of a Civil War General, irrespective of which side, that has been the center of the town square for over the past 100 years. It is truly mind-boggling: generations of people were not bothered in the least, yet a truly strange morass has affected the thought process of the easily afflicted, disturbing their peace of mind by suddenly, as if just struck by lightning, becoming offended by a statue that just, like, magically, appeared, out of thin air. Speechless.

“But, trust me, because this is a family program, I am restricted by what I’m really thinking and really would say if this were not a family program. If this wasn’t a family program I’d mention all the stupid people in this country who voted for Obama and who don’t get – and never did get — the WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE question as if, ‘Take it easy, what does it matter, man?’

“These are the people who think that the Constitution is ‘kind-of like, so what?’  People who believe in the Russian connection for Trump but become mentally and physically deranged if you mention the real Russian connection with Hillary. Excuse us while we break for a commercial.”

Darling” (2 06:)

“The people who say, ‘Well, everyone does it.HONK! Everyone doesn’t look the other way; steal the money; take advantage of those who can’t protect themselves, so let’s start by protecting women, children and animals. Hey, that leaves out Muslims, doesn’t it?

“And I don’t want to hear one more word about the ‘good and moderate Muslims.’ Look around you and count the dead: I’ll even make it easy for you: rather than count the dead for the last 1,400 years, just count the dead for the last 14 years. Want to make it 14 months?

“Now go ahead and tell me how our government is protecting us by allowing Muslims within our borders. I’m waiting. Tell me how we’re safer by having thousands of Muslims arriving every day. Explain it all to me. And while you’re making a cat out of yourself, let’s watch the movie FITNA and watch trains, airports and buses – and innocent people — being blown to smithereens.

“The new normal should be watching every Muslim being deported from civilized countries, not watching Muslim rape gangs roam without impediment or people getting run over while shopping at Christmas stalls or watching fireworks. Our law enforcement is afraid to mention ‘motive’ as if a follower of Islam needs an excuse for murdering infidels.

“Our government gives money to Islamic countries as if by our good deeds we shall be judged; judged stupid and easy pickings and well-deserved of death because we lost all honor for being cowards rather doing what must be done: kill the enemy. How can they be at war and we’re not? The fact is we’re at war and don’t even know it.

“Now on with the program. Excuse me, Miss, care to be interviewed on television? Talking Dog filling in for Roving. No? Well, we’re out of time anyway so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Hey, you think I talked a little too much? Oh, well, let’s grab some burgers; I’ll give my buns to the birds: my treat.”

Oh Happy Day” (5:55)



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