by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Jun. 16, 2022) — “De pastoor z’n koe” (2:19)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock, as most of you know, is our resident fortune-teller who has a distinct following of rational people who hope for the best, living, as we do, in a sea of turmoil that we find ourselves in, floating alone, each of us within our own skins, our protective outer layer, riding the waves and going wherever the current takes us. Those of us with a lick of common sense have survived on the savanna filled with ferocious beasts and, if it isn’t the mugger or the home invaders, it’s some nut pushing drugs and/or the ‘CLOT SHOT,’ an avoidable attack for most but for some not so much. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“And so very glad to be here, Roving. It has come to my attention that yet another demarcation excuse has emerged from the Chinese flu, COVID-19, which separates the ‘unbelievers’ from the ‘gullibles,’ those who drank the Kool Aid or, for this discussion, those who willingly, or otherwise, got the ‘CLOT SHOT.’ At first I thought it was due to a mass alien invasion, that all these people who got jabbed were abducted into a ‘Spaceship in the Sky,’ but then common sense prevailed and I determined that it was caused by ‘mass hysteria’; not their fault.”

“Then whose fault is it?”

“Well, excluding the children, it is their fault, but I’m talking about peer pressure more than anything else. A mother getting her kid the ‘CLOT SHOT’ to attend a public indoctrination center (school) is a good example, or if it’s to keep your job: paralyzed or death and paycheck or life without the ‘CLOT SHOT.’ My neighbor, five years from retirement, fell into that category and got jabbed and when I’m mowing the lawn, when I see him driving down the street, I run indoors.”

“That must be a sight.”

“It is, but it’s a valid precaution from a driver who, statistically speaking, will have a heart attack, lose control of his vehicle, and run me and my lawn mower over.”

“Makes sense. Excuse us while we take a short break.”

Fortune Teller” (2:47)

“Okay; we’re back live. The last thing you said was that you run into the house when you see your neighbor coming down your street.”

“It’s called ‘common sense’: the vaxxed shall not drive.”

“Actually, that makes sense.”

“I know it does. But listen: I wondered what makes a person stupid, I mean, they get the same information you and I do. So I studied it and concluded that most people, or a lot of us, want to ‘belong’ to something, even if it’s self-destructive, like having ‘Trump Syndrome’ or ‘Russian Collusion Syndrome.’ They’re out there, you know.”

“Of course we know; we see them keeling over all over the place. Why, there are those who watch soccer matches just to see one keel over; can you believe that?”

“I do. I used to pity those who got the ‘CLOT SHOT,’ and I would still, but they all seem to double down and blame us rational humans who believe in what the Constitution stands for: freedom, and that includes freedom from getting jabbed if we choose not to. We know that the word ‘vaccine’ is now in the graveyard of the disassembled vocabulary of yesterday, along with ‘gay,’ ‘debunked,’ and ‘freedom.’ Our enemy, the government, wants to take our guns and leave us defenseless from the GESTAPO, the government’s goons who follow illegal orders without question, and they call that freedom. Why do a Roger Stone-like raid when a simple phone call to meet at the courthouse at 10:00 the next morning would achieve the same result, or the recent arrest of Peter Navarro being shackled at the airport when another phone call would accomplish the same thing? Photo-op and ‘Headline News,’ that’s why, just like the Jan, 6 (J6) Dog and Pony show of Liz Cheney.”

“It seems to be out of control.”

“It’s the real definition of a crash dive. Just look at every single graph of any metric what’s happening in our country, everything going down, and then down some more and tomorrow morning it’ll even be lower, steeper, heading for the abyss from which there is no return.”

“And it is all being done deliberately, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it is. I asked Henry about it, and he said that Zyklon has a film of a parallel universe where Mike ‘JUDAS’ Pence did not certify the fraudulent votes and, consequently, Trump won the election. The film shows a gallon of gas still at $1.85; there was nothing about China and Ukraine; nothing about baby formula and Trump finished the wall; sanctuary cities were a thing of the past and the whole world was better off than it is now, in our universe.”

“Is this for real, or is it made-up fantasy fiction stuff?”

“No, Henry assured me this is the straight skinny. And there’s more.”

“Good news?”

“Well, I’ll just tell you. I don’t know who it was, but somebody on The View apologized for getting the ‘Russian Collusion’ four-year lie wrong, believe it or not.”

“I don’t believe it. Next you’re going to tell me that Mitch McConnell resigned for being incompetent, that Eric Swalwell admitted that he never had any proof of anything, and Nancy Pelosi checked herself into the county lockup for insider trading.”

“Suit yourself. All I do is report the facts and you’re welcome to do with them what you will.”

“So, no wall, no massive invasion.”

“That’s a fact.”

“Let me ask you this: can we make it better?”

“You mean, can we put it back the way it was? No, no way. We could, but we won’t. There’re way too many stupid people running around loose; way too many stupid people playing judge and politician, cop and robber, teacher and student. Too many people still believe in the fantasy of Socialism. Too many people, who are guilty of election fraud, are not behind bars so they can continue to chip away at the Beacon of Freedom, as the Jan. 6 Committee is doing.”

‘How about leaving us on a high note?”

“Only when you deport Ilhan Omar will I say you have a chance, so you go and figure it out for yourself. You have to start somewhere, and sending her back to Somalia would be a good start.”

“Fair enough. Okay, that’ll do it for this episode, and I hope you’ll be back for more. The Deep State will do everything and anything to get our guns. Mitch McConnell must either resign or be recalled immediately, no debate necessary. McConnell is as dangerous as they come; he’s a turncoat RINO to the Constitution and he needs to be gone ASAP with no reservations whatsoever.  And so, on behalf of Madam Shylock, this is your Roving Reporter wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Electric cars: Ever price the cost of a replacement battery? Do so.]

[Little People report: If you are for the Deep State, check your rear-view mirror.]

[Support the idea of a public audit of The Fed.]

Mika Brzezinski, Wikimedia Commons, CC by 2.0

[So where do the stupids come from? I’m afraid that most of them make themselves stupid, as in believing in the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax.’ Stupid people watch CNN, Morning Mika, and The View. Stupid people act the way Nikki Haley and Adam Schiff act. There is no end of stupid people, but the thing is, they don’t have to be stupid. And that’s the point. Stupid-people brains are wired in such a way that they refuse to believe the truth. There are no better examples than those of escaped concentration camp prisoners from Poland in the 1930’s, the ones who made it back to their villages and told the truth about the showers and the crematoriums. The smart ones believed them and got out; the stupids ended up in line for the showers, and that’s when they realized they were too late, trapped, no way out: next stop: crematoria.]

Miss You” (3:33)

Roving Reporter

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    1. Charles,

      The weak link in our Republic is that of judges due to incompetency or easily bought off by peer pressure or money. I would suspect all three. Hey, why not include District Attorneys while we’re at it? Chicago, New York City, and Los Angeles are possibilities, right?
      To get the ball rolling, let’s start with Chief Justice John Roberts if you don’t mind, and investigate the Vatican Slush Fund, out in the open for all to see.
      Heck, why not make all the names public and where the money came from?
      Maybe, as the end result, we’ll get to wave goodbye to Hillary and Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) as they board the plane to GITMO, there to spend the rest of their worthless lives.
      Works for me, how about you?

      Roving Reporter