Tag: Henry
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Henry’s Letter to President Trump (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (May 18, 2026) — “We meet up with Henry after his heart valve replacement surgery at Madam Shylock’s front porch in Cassadaga, Florida. Henry is in bed, resting.” “I Love How You Love Me” (2:09) “And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the…
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Put Henry in Charge; I’m Serious (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (May 5, 2026) — “They hide behind the Constitution, but I say those who desire to destroy our Republic need to be dealt with properly, humanely and immediately. Do it my way or suffer the consequences, and my way works 100%, every day, all the time. You contracted TDS and considered yourself incurable. Wrong.…
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Unusual Occupations #7 (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Apr. 14, 2026) — “A spokesperson from Henry’s entourage said that a heart murmur has forced Henry to reconsider any flight to outer space and to reluctantly decline any invitations to be a member of President Trump’s Cabinet.” “Flaming Star” (2:27) “And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse…
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If the FCC Doesn’t Curb the Lies, Henry Will (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Feb. 24, 2026) — “Deranged old women who run their mouths* are the ‘MAIN PUPPETS’ of the ‘DEEP STATE’ while their advertisers, who never served in the military, sit back and rake in the money.” “Mr. Tambourine Man” (5:32) “And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the…
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Another ‘Tick-Tock’ Editorial (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Feb. 17, 2026) — “Day after day, it’s creeping closer and closer while our bureaucrats and politicians act oblivious to the danger at hand. Either they don’t know, don’t care or are acting like pawns of the enemy, but either way, our country is sliding into oblivion, Trump or no Trump.…
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Drive, Baby, Drive! But What about the Dog? (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jan. 15, 2026) — “Who Let the Dogs Out” (3:31) Look, no one cares about a protester (Renee Goode) supporting pedophiles, rapists, murderers, Muslims, and illegal immigrants, but we do care about the dog (who was in the back seat). “And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome…
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Ignoring the Problem (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2025 (Jan. 3, 2026) — “And Then He Kissed Me” (2:49) The following are a few of Henry’s most famous quotes: Why focus on building battleships while the USA implodes? If we don’t deport the Muslims, our country is toast; I say, make them an offer they can’t refuse. Execute child molesters.…
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Obituary for Henry (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2025 (Dec. 23, 2025) — “Amazing Grace” (3:31) “Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It is with great sorrow that we announce the death of Henry, the talking frog. Henry died yesterday while rehearsing for his upcoming play, ‘The Sun Rises on the Pad in…
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Where are the Neutrinos Going? (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (Oct. 27, 2025) — “Where Have All the Flowers Gone” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Boy, do we have a treat for you. We have Roving Reporter on the sidewalk under the awning across from the railroad depot about to…
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For Once, the TRUTH (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (Oct. 5, 2025) — “Why don’t school buses have seatbelts? It’s not a money problem, so it’s got to be another problem. If any of you know, please answer in the comment section.” “My Kind of Town” (3:12) “For people who never thought for themselves, whose parents and grandparents never thought for…
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Pen-Gate, a Play (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (Aug. 23, 2025) — The soothing song of “Forever” (2:18) is played while the house lights slowly dim and the curtain rises. The stage lights brighten, revealing the stage set as the Oval Office. An actor wearing a Halloween Trump mask sits behind the desk with masked cabinet members lined up behind him. The President is…
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Interview of a Cartel Bookkeeper (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (Jun. 12, 2025) — “Vivaldi – Winter” (4:20) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’ve been given the golden opportunity to interview, some say, the reason for the recent ICE raids in LA. We are in a tent at an…
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What Henry Just Did (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (Jun. 11, 2025) — Not to blow my own horn, but… “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I tried to have an interview with our Commander-in-Chief, Donald J. Trump, but nobody believed a talking frog. So I did the next…
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Hey, Pete, Pay Attention: NO Muslims in the Military! (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (May 28, 2025) — “Hava Nagila” (3:17) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. A few years ago, Roving wrote a hardcover book about interviewing 100 pathologists who conducted autopsies of people who had ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ That book, ‘The Missing Link,’ is now out…
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Henry Returns to Hong Kong (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (May 18, 2025) — “Return to Me” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The following is the transcript of my recent trip to Hong Kong.” “Ah-so, welcome back to Hong Kong, Most Honorable frog. You miss here in…
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Henry was a Tadpole and Went to School (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (May 15, 2025) — “Mind Your Own Business” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. When I was a tadpole, I went to ‘Frog Academy,’ and I remember there was a tadpole who acted like AOC, so one day the teacher sent her…
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The Quest of Sir Henry (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (May 13, 2025) — “The Three Ravens” (3:40) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’ve a tale to tell so sit back and be prepared to learn the truth about King Arthur’s Round Table. “For those of you who…
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A Play by Henry: Blinders Ahoy! (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2025 (May 8, 2025) — “Victory at Sea” (0:57) As the house lights dim the curtain rises to the music of “Bach, Prelude in E minor”(2:17) to the stage set as the deck of a United States destroyer patrolling between Yemen and Somalia in the Gulf of Aden. It is twilight, and a few stars…
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Hierarchy of Stupid Awards Sorted (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2025 (May 4, 2025) —“Blue Flame” (3:15) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Never in the history of ‘Pulse’ have we created so much controversy. We all know that the Dems, those who suffer from TDS – ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ – and your regular ‘going-through-life-without-a-clue’ sad people,…
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Jasmine Crockett Voted America’s Most Stupidest (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2025 (May 3, 2025) — “Smoke Smoke Smoke (That Cigarette)” (3:04) [This song applies to marijuana, too.] “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. That’s right: the votes are in, but it was a lot closer than any of us…