by Henry, ©2025
(Jun. 11, 2025) — Not to blow my own horn, but…
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I tried to have an interview with our Commander-in-Chief, Donald J. Trump, but nobody believed a talking frog. So I did the next best thing; I scaled the Washington Monument, and when I got to the top I spoke loud and clear. Never in the long and illustrious history of orators has there been one such as I.
“I spoke loud and clear. I spoke to the point. I was funny and I was sad. But no matter what I said or how I said it, I was right on point. No written message could have communicated what I spoke; no recitation and no memorization, just verbal communication straight from the heart.
“It was beautiful; you should’ve been there. Unfortunately, nobody else was, either. I couldn’t carry a bullhorn up 600 feet, so no one heard me. But that doesn’t negate what was said and how it was said.
“Can I recite my speech word for word? Could Leonardo da Vinci have duplicated the Mona Lisa the next day? I don’t think so. I can relate the gist of my speech, but that’s all I can do.
“But, when you come down right down to it, it’s a broken record, a record that’s been played over and over for the past 1,400 years. So what, really, now, will it finally take? More planes flying into more skyscrapers? More trucks running over Christmas celebrators?
“The truth doesn’t mean anything anymore. Lay the facts on the table and Sweden opens their doors and their women get raped. Is that news? Are they facts?
“Every day, in Africa, young Christian girls are kidnapped by gangs, the same gangs that the British politicians let roam at will, the same gangs that will be visiting your town, if they haven’t already. When your daughter is kidnapped, tortured and raped, will that wake you up? When your wife is killed, will you finally see the light, or are you going to ignore the facts that have been out there for all to see for over the past THOUSAND YEARS?
“Goodnight.
“Good show. I’m having seared night crawlers over a charcoal fire with mesquite chips; what about you?”
[The LA riots are a distraction; meaningful, but don’t take your eye off the ball. And what is the ball? Why, to deport the Muslims along with the illegals.]
Note to my followers: had the photograph of this editorial been to scale, I’m afraid I would end up invisible. Now, as it is, we had to use an AI generated depiction of a frog on top of the monument. Besides, I’m a lot better looking; more dashing.
On another note: if something is spilled on your computer keyboard, the first thing to do is to TURN IT OFF.